type: harry potter

If you’re gonna put diversity in your book’s lore, it should never be an afterthought with no explicit mention in the book. It might as well not be there in the first place if you do. This is especially a horrible idea if the character you’re revealing to be gay has been killed off before you revealed it.

  • me, after watching 4 to 6 episodes of a new tv show / reading a new book: well fuck
  • me, after realising that i've discovered yet another fucking ship to dedicate my life to: ahh fuckity fuck

Sirius: Mooooooony! what’s up!?
Remus: nothing…
Sirius: moooony.
Remus:…another one…
Sirius: Another one…what?
Remus:….scar… I got another one last night…
Sirius:Oh! That’s why you look cooler than usual!

Shit Slytherins Say: #127
  • Ravenclaw: "You have to kiss the cutest person in the room."
  • Slytherin: "Gryffindor?"
  • Gryffindor: **blushing** "Yes?"
  • Slytherin: "Move aside, I need to get to the mirror."
Raise your hand if you're a part of

Team “I just wanted to know their names”
Team “I just wanted to watch an episode”
Team “I just wanted some good songs”
Team “Maybe one more chapter”
Team “One more episode”
Team “I didn’t asked for any of this”
And
Team “how the f*ck did I get here?”