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MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: YOU KNOW HOW, LIKE, A FEW DAYS AGO??? WHEN I MADE THIS BLOG????

MOSQUITO: I SAID ONE OF THE PRIME, MOST PRECISE REASONS I MADE THIS BLOG WAS TO RATE MY FRIEND’S LOOKS????????

MOSQUITO: This is the REAL reason for this blog.

MOSQUITO: Oh fuck I don’t even know if I could top any ask after this holy shit.

MOSQUITO: This is my time, bzzt…

MOSQUITO: Even if it’s between my super hero friends and not my normal alter ego’s friends that you’ve already seen on this blog haha wait fuck hmm.

MOSQUITO:

MOSQUITO: BBBZzzzzzZTANYWAYS,


#5: TUPPERWARE

MOSQUITO: He actually has a nice butt, but his outfit just trashes the whole thing.

MOSQUITO: Skin tight pants suits those buns well, though.

MOSQUITO: His parents keep him well fed, and that always calls for a juicy booty.

MOSQUITO: 7/10. Respectable.


#4: MYSTERION

MOSQUITO: You can never tell because his cape is always covering it, but the guy’s rockin a beauty booty.

MOSQUITO: I wonder if he knows?

MOSQUITO: I wonder if he knows I’ve looked at it?

MOSQUITO: Hey fellas is it gay to look at another man’s ass, zzt?

MOSQUITO: Hmm.

MOSQUITO: Anyways, he’s also a good 7/10 in my books.


#3: WONDER TWEEK

MOSQUITO: Okay so normally you can’t ever tell, because he wears really baggy pants that don’t fit him at all.

MOSQUITO: But when he’s in his costume, he’s wearing the same kinds of pants that Super Craig does.

MOSQUITO: To match, or something gay like that.

MOSQUITO: Super Craig has an unfortunate ass haha what an idiot shit loser.

MOSQUITO: But Wonder Tweek???? When you can see it?

MOSQUITO: Choice. A perfect gay ass.

MOSQUITO: I almost want to touch it, but I don’t need another reason for Wonder Tweek to kick my ass bzbbzhzt,.

MOSQUITO: 8/10 very nicegood.

MOSQUITO: …Bzzzzthis is getting sorta gay we need more chick heros.


#2: CALL GIRL (AKA CHICK HERO)

MOSQUITO: Okay so I know she wears a skirt and you can’t see it at all but trust me.

MOSQUITO: I’ve seen it during recess, during lunch time…

MOSQUITO: Toolshed is a lucky dude.

MOSQUITO: IF HE WERE STILL DATING HER OHHHHHH SLAMDUNKED FUCKING DESTROYED HA!!!

MOSQUITO: …m

MOSQUITO: Maybe I can get with that…???

MOSQUITO: Oh heckums but then Toolshed might kick my ass.

MOSQUITO:

MOSQUITO: Also as much as I wanna, I’m not gonna lift her skirt up she’d kick my ass even harder than Wonder Tweek OR Toolshed.

MOSQUITO: 9/10 good job tho.

MOSQUITO: Call Girl more like Booty Call Girl hahaha nice @ self.


#1: THE HUMAN KITE

MOSQUITO: Okay, so this one is just unfair.

MOSQUITO: If I was in this list, I’d still be #2 compared to this butt.

MOSQUITO: As a ladies man, I frequent the ladie’s hangouts.

MOSQUITO: Yknow to pick up on chicks or whatever.

MOSQUITO: But then THIS guy at school comes walking by, totally unaware that all the girls are staring and talking about HIS butt!

MOSQUITO: What about mine!!!

MOSQUITO: Ugh, buzz buzz!

MOSQUITO: He has a wonderful ass and his suit does NOT help!

MOSQUITO: Fuck you 10/10!

Sayang, kita pernah melewati yang lebih rumit dari ini, kumohon jangan menyerah sekarang. Kita sudah terlanjur jauh. Aku tahu kau mungkin lelah, istirahatlah, aku tak apa. Namun jangan memilih berhenti. Kau adalah satu-satunya inginku saat ini.

MOSQUITO: Huh… actually, yeah I’m kind of curious if he brought Stripe with him too?

MOSQUITO: He’s been known to freak out so much that he forgets stuff, so I wouldn’t put it past him I guess.

MOSQUITO: Hey, Wonder Tweek?

WONDER TWEEK: …Ugh, what.

MOSQUITO: I know you’re um, still mad at me and stuff, but…

MOSQUITO: I don’t think I remember seeing you take Stripe with you on the way out?

MOSQUITO: Do you have her with you?

WONDER TWEEK: Stripe? Since when do you care about Stripe?

MOSQUITO: I dunno! She’s like a child to us all at the base!

MOSQUITO: A sweet, innocent daughter who only deserves the highest care and affection!

WONDER TWEEK: I bought her! Stripe is mine and Craig’s, not yours!

WONDER TWEEK: If you’re trying to get me to feel bad for you or something–

MOSQUITO: No, bzz! I’m just

MOSQUITO: She’s just.

MOSQUITO: People on the blog–

MOSQUITO: They–

MOSQUITO: Is.

MOSQUITO: Is she in your pocket?

WONDER TWEEK: Ghhgfhgj! She probably heard you say her name! I’m pretty sure she was sleeping!

MOSQUITO: OH MY LOW-FAT GRAVY IT’S STRIPE!!! SHE!!!!!!!!!!!

WONDER TWEEK: Thanks for waking her up, jerk!

MOSQUITO: OH SHE’S IN HER OUTFIT AND EVERYTHING, BZZZBZBZZ!

MOSQUITO: Can I PLEASE take a picture this is an URGENT SUPER HERO MATTER.

WONDER TWEEK: Agggh, fine! If you’ll just stop talking to me afterwards!

MOSQUITO: No promises!

MOSQUITO: Oh she is SO good.

WONDER TWEEK: Try not to get me in the picture, I don’t need shit tons of pictures of me all over the internet!

MOSQUITO: I promise I’ll crop you out, I only want the goodgood here.

MOSQUITO: Bzzheheyehhehe yeah totally.

MOSQUITO: (toolshed was a super mega goth at one point. i’m whispering this because he’s right in front of me.)

MOSQUITO: (bzzzt)

MOSQUITO: It was kind of depressing, honestly.

MOSQUITO: He was all mopey all the time. Over a chick!

MOSQUITO: Over a chick he’s hooked back up with like a bajillion times!

MOSQUITO: It was dumb he’d ruin our recess like every day because he was such a downer.

MOSQUITO: But also he looked dumb like the other goths so it was pretty funny at the same time.

MOSQUITO: Oh, I think Professor Chaos went through some kind of phase, too?

MOSQUITO: I mean I saw, through super hero sources. It’s not like he’s my friend or anything haha buzz buzz.

MOSQUITO: He looked cooler than Toolshed, in my opinion.

MOSQUITO: He was a whole part of that vampire craze when it got really popular at school.

MOSQUITO: Vampires are goths right?

MOSQUITO: I remember there being an assembly about that, but I wasn’t paying attention.

MOSQUITO: I think that’s what they said.

MOSQUITO: …I almost dressed up as a vamp kid during that time, actually.

MOSQUITO: I heard that chicks really dug the look.

MOSQUITO: But apparently dying your hair some stupid color was basically a requirement and my mom wouldn’t let me do that.

MOSQUITO: Anyways.

MOSQUITO: …Hmm, now that I think about it, actually…

MOSQUITO: Toolshed and Chaos both have blue eyes.

MOSQUITO: Do you think if you have blue eyes, that guarantees you’ll go through a goth phase at some point?

MOSQUITO: I think I’m onto some super cool mystery solving here.

MOSQUITO: Wonder Tweek has blue eyes, too.

MOSQUITO: Do any of my other friends have blue eyes…?

MOSQUITO: Hmm, zzzt…

MOSQUITO: I wonder what Wonder Tweek would look like as a goth.

MOSQUITO: Oh dude, knowing Super Craig, he’d probably be down for that look. 

MOSQUITO: Wonder Tweek drinks a lot of coffee, and whenever I see the goth kids they’re always drinking some too.

MOSQUITO: They’re all so calm though. I don’t think I can picture Wonder Tweek being that calm. (especially right now haha bzzt someone save me)

MOSQUITO: Also I think I’d be more terrified of him if he dressed like a goth, too.

MOSQUITO: Unless he dressed more like Super Craig.

MOSQUITO: I feel like Super Craig’s basically in a constant state of mild goth.

MOSQUITO: Maybe if he took off his hat and put like, black eyeshadow on or something, he’d be that pure, unadulterated goth product.

MOSQUITO: Is that what Wonder Tweek digs? Is he into that?

MOSQUITO: Hmm.

MOSQUITO:

MOSQUITO: Bzzoh man, I’m rambling.

MOSQUITO: I don’t know anybody else that went through a goth phase, though. Sorry.

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