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LEMME TELL YOU. I WAS DONE MA MATH TEST AND I DECIDED TO OPEN MY LAPTOP AND DO THE MATH QUESTION OF THE DAY WHEN I GO ON TWITTER AND SEE THOR RAGNAROK MEMES AND GIFS AND I STARTED GETTING GIDDY AND SMILING AND MY MATH TEACHER IS LIKE “WTF @GODINAMEME” (not revealing my name because i’m ashamed) AND IM LIKE “FoUr iS a wEiRd NumBer” CUZ IM A SMOOTHE ASS CRIMINAL.

BUT HOW TF DID BRUCE GET ON ASGARD AND HOW TF DID THEY PUT ARMOUR ON HIM. THE MJÖLNIR FUCKING DIED, LOKI LOOKING BADASS AS FUCK BITCH THIS IS THE LOKI MOVIE WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THOR ANYMORE, THOR HAS LEARNED TO GROOM HIMSELF AND LOKI’S YELLOW CAPE.

AT FIRST I WAS MAD AT THE YELLOW LIKE WTF LOKI U WANNA BE THE FUCKING SUN BECAUSE U BRIGHTEN MY DAY. STAYING TRUE TO THE COMIC BOOKS BUT GIVING IT A TWIST. BUT IM LOKKI DIGGING THE CAPE AND GOD BLESSS ‘MURICA I AM DONE

UPDATE:
Y’ALL VRY KIND BUT NOW MY MOM THINKS IM BEING CYBER BULLIED BUT KEEP THE LOVING COMING