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femslash february: penny polendina & ruby rose aka nuts and dolts

“you think just because you’ve got nuts and bolts instead of squishy guts makes you any less real than me?“

requested by @edgelordmcsalty and @pipsqueak216

Cas coming into the kitchen one night to find Dean sitting alone, a glass of whisky in front of him, his shoulders sloped in tired lines and his eyes shot through with red.

“How’d you even lift it?” he says. Cas frowns, not understanding. “M’soul.” Dean takes a swallow of whisky. “S’heavy. It’s so heavy. Should’ve broken your back on the way out the pit.”

Cas watches Dean for a drawn-out moment that’s deep like the ocean, or like space - filled with silent moons and stars, things he cannot say.

He comes to sit by Dean.

“It’s not your soul that’s heavy,” he says. “It’s just your heart.” Dean offers him a blearily sceptical look over his next intake of whisky.

“Uh huh,” he says.

“Your soul is light,” Cas insists. “It’s weightless. It has no colour that I know how to name. It feels like…” He thinks for a moment. “If you could make a material out of the sound of your voice, it would feel like that.” He reaches a hand across the table, rests it on Dean’s forearm. “Your soul is… fine,” he says, understating, because Dean - in this state - never wants to hear anything much that’s good about himself. “It’s only your heart that pains you, and weighs you down.”

Dean shrugs. “Got a cure for me, doc? Fix my old heart?” he says - and belies his former blurriness with a suddenly clear and slightly desperate glance at Cas, which barely lasts a second.

Cas slides his fingertips from Dean’s forearm down to his loose, upturned hand.

“I might,” he says, as Dean laces their fingers together. “Yes, I think I might.”


@bitchycollectionfury-78be5e8b here’s Hanzo, the Great Pining Loser

(and genji thought his suffering would be done just because the fic’s over. Ha! I say, Ha!)


Hey there!! Name’s Romain and i’m finally making commissions :’) !!

Base art  :  

Here are the choice you can pick :

-Half body   +5$
-Full body   +10$ /  -Full body with scenery (nothing too elaborate)  +20$
-Additional character     +10$ (max 2 characters in one canvas)

And here are the color/art style choices you can pick:

-Sketch    +5$
-Regular black & white (aka only lineart)    +10$
-Full black and white       +20$
-Full color       +30$

About Original Characters:    +10$
I’ll take them at my own discretion after reading the description you provided. If the information i got are enough and feel inspired i’ll take the job

If you’re interested, feel free to send me a request via email :   vesperiastar08@gmail.com  or directly via my tumblr/Discord in this format :

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- My Pixiv for more exemple : VesperiaStar

- I’m only taking 3 requests at the same time for now.

- Payment via Paypal only (CAD)

- After i’m done with a sketch i will send it to you, at this point you’ll have to provide the payment and give me (if necessary ) feedback/changes to be done


anonymous asked:

Hey um... you said you live in the Philippines... so why do you actually live in New York, USA???!?! I was typing in your tumblr url and made a typo. It took me to a site that had your IP address and general location. Why would you lie to your fans?...

????? i do live in the philippines ??????? ive never even been outside the country


Heyo! This is lem0uro, and I’m opening up commissions again! Yay! All my earnings from commissions helps me pay for food, rent, bus fare, school supplies; just basically keeps me off the streets! ;u;

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Tumblr account terminated

So this happened to me a few days ago, and I thought maybe sharing my experience could help someone if this happens to them in the future.

I was checking my Tumblr when suddenly I was logged out from it and given the usual Log In page. When I entered the details to access my blog, this appeared:

My heart skipped a bit. I tried to re-enter the details (maybe I got them wrong the first time), but no, the same message about Termination was shown. I typed my blog URL and got the ominous :

Same thing with my sideblogs.

So obviously I was very worried. I contacted the Tumblr support but didn’t get an answer for 48 hours, only an automated reply. I already started mentally saying goodbye to my blogs, my posts and all my followers, when finally I recieved their answer:

(In case you can’t see the picture, it says: 

We’ve restored your account.
Thank you for bringing this problem to our attention. We’re sorry that it occurred, and we’ll do our best to make sure that it doesn’t happen again.
You should now be able to log in just fine with your email address and password.
Please let me know if there’s anything else I can help you with.

 My blog was restored and working normally. All my sideblogs were intact , and so were my posts and my followers. The only thing that was lost, is all the conversations by Messages. The people with whom you talked are still there, but all the history of the conversation is gone.

Alright so here is what you should do if this happens to you. Don’t panick like I did Click on the “contact support” link provided in the terminated window. Alternatively, go on Tumblr.com/support

Politely explain your situation - give your blog URL, your mail, tell what happened exactly. I understand that the situation can be upsetting, but the person who will read the message and try to help you isn’t directly responsible for the termination of your blog. And sending an angry message with insults isn’t the best way to get your blog back either. 

 Wait for the reply of the team. If you feel like it takes too much time (more than few days for example), try to fill the Help/Support form again. 

 Once the team is in contact with you, keep the polite tone. Normally if your blog didn’t go againt the Tumblr rules and policies, you should getit back like I did.

Voila :)