• Jason: Tim.
  • Jason: Timothy.
  • Jason: Timbo.
  • Jason: Timmy.
  • Jason: Timtam.
  • Jason: Tympole.
  • Jason: Tim-tack-toe.
  • Jason: Tim-ber.
  • Jason: Tim-bucktu.
  • Jason: Tim-belina.
  • Jason: Tim-Jim.
  • Jason: Tim-celot.
  • Jason: Tim's-a-snot.
  • Jason: Tim-ora Pierce.
  • Jason: ...
  • Jason: Come on, Bread Robin, don't ignore me.
  • Tim: I'm sorry what?
  • Tim: Bread Robin?
  • Jason: Is that the only thing you paid any attention to?
  • Tim: Bread Robin. What the heck, Jason?
All of The Classpect’s Pokemon Teams!


Alright so the gist of this idea is to group all the Pokemon by assigning Pokemon Types to Homestuck Aspects, and then divvying up the Pokemon in those lists for each Class each in order

The rough Types to Aspects ratios (with some adjustments here or there) are as follows:

Time: Dragon/Ghost, Space: Ground/Rock, Mind: Psychic, Heart: Fairy/Bug, Life: Grass/Bug, Doom: Fire/Dark, Light: Electric/Ice, Void: Water, Hope: Normal, Rage: Poison/Dark, Blood: Fighting/Steel and Breath: Flying.

And then going in rough chronological order (while preserving evolution lines) from Most Active to Most Passive for each Aspect list until every class has roughly 4 or 5 pokemon each

(the math worked out to basically 802/12= 66.8333…., which means 10 Aspects have 67 Pokemon, and 2 have 66 (I decided Time/Space were appropriate) and dividing up 67 or 66 pokemon between 14 classes means most everyone has 5 Pokemon, and 3 unlucky Joes for each Aspect have 4, but I moved around the last segment for each one so that each Class overall wasn’t always getting 4, everybody gets a 4 sometimes that’s life)

So Basically, to find your full pokemon team, Find your classpect in the list below and get those 5 (or 4) and then find your inversion’s classpect and choose any 1 (or 2) to represent your subrole supporting your main role in your full team of 6!

For example:

I am a Witch of Light, so my Team is: Magnemite, Articuno, Sealeo, Vanillish and Helioptile!

My subrole is Seer of Void, so I can choose any 1 of these to fill my team: Kingler, Octillery, Huntail, Oshawott or Dewpider.

So My Team would be: Magnemite, Articuno, Sealeo, Vanillish, Heliolisk and Oshawott (cuz I’m a sucker for starters!)

It’s also very fun to use to think about what Pokemon team’s the Homestuck characters would have as well :O

Under the readmore is the full list of classpect’s team, have fun!

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Seismitoad Family Headcanons

(For @fangirltrash​! Apologies for the long wait!)

  • Trainers who allow their seismitoads to roam the house rarely invest in actual drinking glasses, and those who do keep them safely secured when they’re not in use. An irritable or overjoyed seismitoad may express its emotions by sending tremors through the earth and inadvertently (or purposefully, as the case may be) shattering some fragile objects. Plastic is safer. 
  • Palpitoad saliva used to be a key ingredient in many ancient glue mixtures. Even today, trainers that own palpitoads may sometimes tempt them to lick broken shelves or shoe soles to temporarily fix them.  
  • Tympoles were once used by old, riverside communities as part of an alarm system. These communities, understanding how the pokémon emitted sound waves at the sight of danger, would put metal forks outside their houses which were capable of resounding a tympole’s cries, reverberating them at a level the human ear could detect. This system would alert the communities as to any signs of unrest near the river.
  • Palpitoads and seismitoads gain speed when swimming by invoking tremors in the water around them, making it sway and rock and propel them forward. Without their ability to create vibrations, they would be as sluggish underwater as they are on land. 
  • Although seismitoads are supposed to be fed on insects, they have remarkable appetites and will eat almost anything. They have been known to snaffle burgers, swallow apples whole, and eat entire sacks of raw potatoes that they find long-abandoned at the backs of cupboards.
  • The tympole line does not croak. For the most part, they interact completely silently.
  • By gripping a person’s arm and sending vibrations through it, seismitoads are easily capable of breaking bones. Their superior abilities in shattering debris make them common to rescue teams, particularly those dedicated to the recovery of earthquake victims, trapped cavers, people affected by avalanches, etc. - anything that involves vast piles of scree.