tyler is my favorite person today

Dating would include – Twenty One Pilots

Originally posted by rhcpchili99

Tyler Joseph:

  • He plans a ton of different dates whenever he has time
  • Ever been in a pillow fort? - Say no more
  • “We are the rulers of this fort!”
  • “I even found two crowns for us, my King.”
  • Super sunny day? - Tyler takes you to the park for a picnic
  • “God, you and your Taco Bell addiction… It’s beautiful, Ty.”
  • “Everything for you, [Y/N]…”
  • Tired to go out? - Let’s have a movie night with snacks
  • “Catch, Tyler! … Geez, we need to train that way more.”
  • The two of you keep the public display of affection as low as possible
  • Yes, there are a few kisses now and there and holding hands
  • But the rest is reserved for your time in private
  • “You don’t know how long I waited to have you for me alone…”
  • “Someone is eager tonight.”
  • “How can’t I? You look even more breathtaking than usual, if that’s possible.”
  • Tyler shows you how much you mean to him through other actions
  • The way he presents you to the world and speaks about you in interviews
  • “With [Y/N] by my side I can accomplish everything.”
  • “I can’t live without my better half anymore. [Y/N] is the world for me.”
  • Everyone can see how much he is in love with you
  • Should Tyler be away for a long time, he tries to keep in touch as much as possible
  • In between times he sends you tons of silly pictures and messages
  • But Ty loves to have endless calls with you
  • “How was your day, [Y/N]? I hope good. If not, I’m here.”
  • “I’m not going to end this call until you are asleep.”
  • “I love you so much…”
  • Fights in the your household is a very quiet event
  • Neither of you raise your voice at the other one –not even once
  • The deadly looks you have say more than thousand words
  • “Don’t you dare to give me the "forbidden look”!“
  • But in the end the fight doesn’t last longer than ten minutes
  • "I’m so sorry for everything. Can I make it up to you, love of my life?”
  • And Tyler knows how to push your buttons so you forgive him
  • You know Tyler will be there for you, when you need him
  • He loves to take care of you and making your day better
  • Massages, cuddles, kisses, cooked meals, everything you want or need
  • He always wants you to be by his side, when he writes a new song
  • You are his inspiration – his muse – if you want to say so
  • Tyler cares about your opinion on his music and songs
  • “Wow, feels like pure darkness, but with a tiny ray of sunshine and hope in it.”
  • Once in a while he writes a song about you as a gift
  • When words fail him, the music will talk for him
  • “Oh my god, Tyler. That’s so wonderful. Sweet. Beautiful.”
  • “I would catch a star for you, if you want it.”

Originally posted by bulletproofbands

Josh Dun

  • The two of you take care of each other – almost having a sixth sense for that
  • You know exactly when the other one has a bad day
  • So nightly trips to Taco Bell or skating together are usual things
  • “I feel so much better now. Thank you, darling.”
  • After all this time you two are dating, Josh is still a blushing mess sometimes
  • Might it be the way you look stunning in your clothes
  • Or the most adorable compliment he tells you
  • “I am truly dating an angel. How did I get so lucky?”
  • His love to you gets stronger every day he has you by his side
  • Josh loves you to show your happy relationship in public
  • Matching couple shirts during the trip to Disneyland
  • “The Boss” - “The Real Boss”
  • Piggyback rides whenever you want – in the park, in the venue, …
  • “When is my turn to get a ride?”
  • “Don’t give him bad ideas, Tyler!”
  • And tons of vines you two do together
  • “[Y/N] is my favorite person on earth … right after Tyler.”
  • “… Seriously?”
  • He also tries to stay in touch with you, when he is away
  • Your phone is overflowing with messages, pictures and snapchats
  • To be honest you only miss him more  
  • “How is my love doing today? Feel hugged… I miss you, [Y/N].”
  • Of course, Tyler approves your relationship doubtlessly
  • He is thankful that you make Josh happy without doing anything
  • And the support you give him, Tyler and the band in general
  • “Yes, a match made in heaven… Lucky Josh.”
  • Once in a while the two of you fight – barely but you do
  • There is a lot of yelling, because both of you are emotional
  • But not a single harsh word were ever said
  • It’s not your wish to hurt the other one emotionally
  • “Dear Lord! We talked about this, Josh. I’m done with this topic!”
  • “What if I’m not done? It is important for me, [Y/N]!”
  • After a few minutes both of you apologize for your rude behavior
  • “If it’s important for you, then it is for me too.”
  • You never complain about how loud Josh plays on his drums sometimes
  • He just forgets everything around him lost in his music
  • Adoring the – just to mention – handsome smile on his lips is worth the noise
  • That’s what makes him happy so you are happy too
  • Knowing what you endure from time to time he tries to fulfil every wish of yours
  • Neither of you is really the type for big and expensive gifts
  • The little things in life are the important ones
  • “Hungry? Wait, I get you your favorite snack.”
  • “Don’t worry, I’ll do the dishes tonight. Just relax and enjoy yourself.”
  • Josh holds you close to his chest  during the night
  • It’s like the place in his arms is perfectly made for you
  • He literally feels how much you mean to him  
  • Your heart beating simultaneously with his own
  • The warmth of your skin on his
  • That’s pure comfort for him
  • “God, I love you so much, [Y/N]. More than you can imagine.”
Tyler and Logan

Another true story for all you fellow fart pigs about two hot twins I knew back in high school. Both of them had no shame unleashing some nasty man gas. Tyler and Logan were hot jacked lacrosse studs in high school. They both went on to play college lacrosse probably ripping ass all over the field. I pictured the three of us studs fucking all the time and would jack off constantly after we had a gassy hang out.

My favorite one of Tyler’s farts even years later I stroke my dick too. I had gone over his house one weekend night to hang out and maybe try to steal some alcohol from his parents. His mom greeted me and said I could just wait in Tyler’s room because he was taking a shower.

While I was waiting in the room picturing Tyler stroking his cock in the shower and soaping up his nice muscular ass I heard a quick whistle.

Tyler stood in the frame of the doorway dropped his towel to show off his firm white ass and unleashed one of the biggest farts I had ever heard.

PHRFFTTTTTTTTT PHRFFFTTTTTTTT

I was stunned by how fucking big his fart was while Tyler himself hysterically laughed.

“Fuck, Oh my god dude that’s gonna stink, I don’t think I ever farted that hard!” He said between laughs. Meanwhile I started to laugh along feeling my dick begging for some attention. His fart alone made me want to cum on the spot but later in the night I knew Tyler took some cocky pride in his gas.

We continued to rip ass all night as was accustomed for two high school boys and later met up with some more friends. Out of nowhere Tyler made sure all the guys knew of how massively he farted earlier today and how his new fiber one bars gave him some made gas. (They really do).

While Tyler unleashed massive farts Logan constantly let his ass stink with non stop toots. There were constantly stories of Logan stinking up any room. My personal favorite jerk material was simply on a bench together.

Logan myself and Tyler were shooting the shit when all of the sudden the bench creaked and then started to vibrate aggressively for a solid three seconds.

Phhhrrrfftttttttttttttt brrrt

Tyler and myself stared at Logan who started to crack up. “Sorry guys, was holding that in around the girls for like 20 minutes” he exclaimed. I still remember to feeling of that bench vibrating with Logan’s gas.

Just thinking of these two stud twins gets me hard they were the perfect example of how men and brothers should be ripping ass around anyone they felt proudly.

This story is entirely true and I got plenty more. Message me and let’s fart together on kik

Today and the past few days have been SO GOOD. I didn’t go to Firefly with Jack, but this week has been amazing anyways. Graduating High School was the best day of my life, and summer has been SO great! I’ve been to the beach so many times, smoked more than I ever have in my life, gone to multiple parties, gotten drunk with my favorite people, swam in a few pools and hungout with some old friends (Including Tyler and Jake), got a gym membership and made some new friends! I’ve also made hella bank, it’s been so so great so far. I love my life at the moment and even though I am SO FUCKING TIRED it’s from actually living my life and feeling happy :) 

(admin intro: Jade)
Hey lovlies!!
I am so excited to be a part of all this. I’ve been in the clique for about 2 years, and tøp’s music has made me who I am today.
I struggle with multiple problems, mainly anxiety and depression, and tøp has helped me work through all of that and learn to change the direction of my negative energy. “to think is to be alive” is my favorite lyric ever written, and it helps me through everything imaginable.
Josh as a person has taught me so much, and I hope one day to tell him that. I love him and Tyler so dearly.
I’ve never been to a concert, but would give an arm and a leg to go to one haha.
I love my dear friends the admins on this page so much, and I hope to be a fun part of this!
If anyone ever needs someone to talk to about ANYTHING, please feel free to message me here or on my personal, @jadiepooh . Even if you just want someone to chat with, I’m here.
I’ll post more admin pics at a later time, I really don’t take many selfies but I’ll do my best haha.
Thank you guys for reading and I hope you have a lovely day!!
- Jade 💖

TROYLER IS NOT A BOAT

I WAS AT SCHOOL TODAY AND MY FRIEND WAS TRYING TO GUESS MY FAVORITE SINGER AND SHE GOES “IS IT TROYLER” AND I WAS LIKE “TROYLER ISNT A PERSON, ITS A SHIP” AND SHE ASKED “WHAT TYPE OF NAME IS THAT FOR A SHIP? LIKE WHO NAMES THEIR SHIP THE S.S. TROYLER?!?" 

I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I STARTED CRYING BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A BOAT

Hi friends! It me, Allyson! Look I put on makeup for this dance, haha. I love you all a lot, especially my date, Gabi ( queentrxyler ) and I hope you all have an amazing time at the troyler tumblr homecoming today! xxx (Also follow me and send me messages and we can be friends!)