tyler andre

Next time there’s a lockout because Bettman et al. have decided to throw another tantrum, I hope the NHLPA just sort of goes “well alrighty” and sets out to prove that the NHL needs the players more than the players need the NHL

What I mean is that they hire a few camera people and do things like:

  • Trying to play Sports That Are Not Hockey on ice. Personally I think Auston Matthews would be very entertaining at ice baseball
  • Buying a literal punch bowl and calling it the “Steve Cup” or something
  • Short reality-TV episodes following the lives of Tyler Seguin’s dogs
  • Roller hockey
  • Underwater hockey
  • Players launching a public health campaign about the importance of dental care
  • A Hockey with the Stars type show where they try to make hockey teams with celebrities who do not know how to skate
  • Going to the Olympics
  • Lots of PK Subban style charity stuff. In fact, just lots of PK Subban. He doesn’t need hockey to have fans
  • Helping out with other union disputes. Just. News articles about fast-food worker strikes in Pittsburgh and there’s Evgeni Malkin and Marc-Andre Fleury holding up signs
  • Zdeno Chara could get a job retrieving things off high shelves or something
  • Disney on Ice

hi!! so im kind of new here, so if you post anything listed below or in general a hockey blog bc i probably left some things out, if u could like/reblog this so i know to follow u!!

  • pk subban 
  • auston matthews
  • brendan gallager
  • mitch marner 
  • carey price
  • tyler seguin
  • jamie benn
  • alex ovechkin
  • andre burakovsky
  • carey price
  • connor mcdavid
  • evgeni malkin
  • sidney crosby
  • william nylander
  • maple leafs
  • canadiens
  • penguins
  • bruins
  • capitals
  • oilers 
  • stars
  • sharks
  • flames
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hope y’all enjoy this! I certainly did :p my friend Emily here has no knowledge of hockey but is quite funny imo. sorry for anything that is insensitive. I tried my best to tag accordingly but if y’all have anything for me to add, don’t hesitate to say so.