“Above: Photograph of the Capp family used in the recent Rat Race magazine feature piece, which was quickly made infamous when reporter Patricia Wan (two-time winner of the Gootentaugen award for excellence in journalism and outspoken critic of the family’s alleged involvement in last year’s Landgraab election scandal) announced a sudden pull on the article a few days after its original publication, an action rumoured to have been in response to a warning slice of vine-cake delivered to her home address by an unknown sender.
Since the days of their notorious matriarch Cleopatra Capp, previous generations of the Capp legacy have been implicated in the counterfeiting of both MagiCoins and Simoleons, illegal Laganaphyllis simnovorii breeding rackets, inter-neighbourhood repo-gun trafficking, wonderpetal shipments and the sale of unregistered bubble machines, as well as being affiliated with multiple witchcraft syndicates and supplying unlicensed members of the public with harmful magical reagents. The family is also known for fronting several charitable enterprises, such as the late Cordelia Capp’s foundation for aspiration failure research. However, they are perhaps most famous for their feud with the rival Monty clan – a feud which on top of providing many SimNation residents with bottles of bootlegged Monty vineyard nectar, has helped firmly cement the position of current queenpin, the young Juliette Capp, after a highly-publicised and horrific episode now being called the ‘sanguine nuptials’.”
I mean think about it: Angela is patient enough to deal with his outspoken surliness, Tybalt is totally open to random feuds with no basis in logic or reason so he would have no problem dealing with his sister-in-law.
And it makes sense in a medieval setting because you just know Mary-Sue would want to get some political marriages all up in this business so Angela would have to get together with somebody higher class.
And, and, they are so. freaking. cute. ingame. Ye deities, when I was looking for poses that go with the freaking maxis male height (a rant for another time) they were flirting and talking and being generally adorable.
Tybalt Ferdinand Capp Human Student, Chaotic Good Tybalt lost a bet to Puck Summerdream. That is why he is here. He is not under any circumstances the kind of person who spends his days pretending to be someone else. Puck’s terms were just that he had to try it, not stay and actually play, but that is hardly the point. When not experiencing extreme denial, Tybalt overcompensates at family reunions, kicks Monty ass, and lords over the obviously inferior students in his Economics 101 class.
Balthasar Capulet Human Wizard, Lawful Neutral Lord Balthasar Capulet is a seventh son of a seventh son. That does not make him a wizard, he was already that, it just makes him the youngest. And, being the youngest, he inherited absolutely nothing upon the death of his parents but a meager 200 gold pieces and a lifetime of being hopelessly spoiled. He has lowered himself to the level of an adventurer in hopes of getting to Waterdeep, where he has noble friends that will, out of the pure goodness of their hearts, lend him the money to get back on his feet. Until then, however, he is stuck in this hellish party.