txts from my bestie

Please fire me. My boss wants to be my friend, and sends me selfies and recipes all the time. Also asks me to do the most random of things, like go bowling and help him pick out furniture. All of my waking hours are spent reading and responding to texts from him. If I don’t respond he gets mad. It’s exhausting. I really want to quit but can’t. Everyone thinks I have the greatest job because I work from home, but I hate it.