• Me, on a date:So how did you feel about Mad Max?
  • Him:This is the vehicle by which they will force feminism down my throat. This is the Trojan Horse Hollywood leftists will use to insist on the idea that women are equal to men in all things, including physique, strength, and logic. And this is the subterfuge they will use to blur the lines between masculinity and femininity, further ruining women for men, and men for wo -
  • Me, turning to the waitress, screaming:hi excuse me could you please WITNESS ME????????????
  • Me:[hurling every single breadstick on the table at him as if they're projectile weapons]
  • Waitress, while handing me more breadsticks:WITNESS!!!!!!!!!!!

listen my only question is: for how fucking long did frank watch karen in court????? ‘it was all over your face you can’t hide that shit you love him’ like. my guy. you were on trial. for 37 counts of murder. you have incredibly pressing matters to attend to…??? stop fucking LOOKING AT KAREN PAGE AND GAUGING HER REACTIONS I MEAN

god like. i dont even want karen and frank to just go at it. i want them to have weekly coffee non-dates and long talks and drinking sessions and whispered confessions and i want frank to talk about his family and karen to talk about hers and i want them to cry and laugh and joke together and i want frank to see through her bullshit and i want her to call him out on his and essentially what im saying is i want hurt/comfort to come out of my ears before they even touch in a manner that could be considered sexual

what the fuck im so tender inside about this what the …fuck 

so it turns out i want chris and hayley to be in a relationship more than i want to be in a relationship this is some real shit folks i’ve hit rock bottom see u in hell 

  • karen page, on a date with matt murdock:literally spends the entire time talking about frank, says that she understands him, gets in an argument, refuses to back down, gets kicked out of matt's apartment for being a shining beacon of grey morality
  • me:so blessed. so moved. can't believe this is my life. never going to take it for granted. always going to give back. thank you