twyxted-mind

what your splatoon gear says about you
  • splattershot jr:you are a fucking child literally
  • roller:you are a fun, in-your-face type who cant aim for shit
  • inkbrush:you either have no idea what you are doing or you are a fucking ink throwing beast
  • Splatling:CRY SUM MOAR
  • That sniper like thing:You assume every shooter needs to be taken seriously./youre a huge scrublord but at least youre helpful
  • any replica weapon:we get it, you liked octo valley.
  • slosher:youre fucking weird but you know your shit, so like, carry on i guess
  • Any N-ZAP:Okay we get it you liked Duck Hunt
  • Any gold weapon:DOLLA DOLLA BILLS Y'ALL
  • bombs:we all hate you. literally hate your fucking guts. stop it.
  • Kraken:OH SHIT
  • Spray wall:You want to be a support role but are woefully inadequate at it
  • Inkstrike:We hate you./apparently you just like being vulnerable for five seconds in order to make me clean up my own base, thanks for that
  • Sprinklers:You want to use bombs but your squad hates them.
  • those people who squid and hide to ambush you:this isn't a piece of gear i just wanted to let you know i hate you
  • echolocator:you are either a splatting fiend or don't mind having a complete waste of a special
  • Inkzooka:Goddammit
  • that giant samurai looking headdress:we are all terrified of you the instant we see this
  • squid hat:its a cool concept but dont wear it if you have a female avatar because i thought you guys were all nurses
  • Scuba gear:lolol sea creatures
  • headphones:fucking hipster
  • bandana:you are cool. or a poser. who knows

twyxted-mind  asked:

ORC ORC ORC THE SUN/MOON STARTERS ARE OFFICIALLY REVEALED AND ONE OF THEM IS ACTUALLY A GRASS OWL ONE OF THEM REALLY IS A SEAL AND DUDE THERE'S A FIRE KITTY HOLY SHIT AND THE REGION LOOKS A LOT LIKE HAWAII AND IT'S CALLED THE ALOLA REGION IN OTHER WORDS GET YOUR BOARDING PASS IT'S TIME TO GET ON THE HYPE PLANE

AAAAA I LOOKED IT UP AND THE FIRE KITTY I NEED IT

also i love u and ur hype

twyxted-mind  asked:

Quentin Quire + doing it for the Vine *FLEES*

oh my god what headcanon could i possibly come up with for this he does EVERYTHING for the vine he tells everyone to do everything for the vine

broo and evan are way more susceptible than you would think to that kind of persuasion its like BROO QUICK STICK YOUR HAND IN THIS JAR OF BEES ‘but i don’t–’ DO IT FOR THE VINE BROO ‘i don’t see what tropical flora has to do with–’ BROO, VINE, DO IT ‘well all right’

(you can also get kubark to do anything you want but he doesn’t care about vines he’s just very vulnerable to the ‘you’re a chicken’ mentality)

also, they’re going to get internet famous through vines of evan doing weird shapeshifting stuff. these noodle arms are internet gold i tell you.

orchidbreezefc: i’m just imagining batman herding orphans like cats

orchidbreezefc: and some of them are blue and some of them are pink

hotaru1013: it’s more like alfred is herding a whole bunch of kittens and one really big, really protective cat

orchidbreezefc: and now i am firmly imagining batman being like austria he can’t tell the gender of any of his orphans

orchidbreezefc: he’s just like you’re a… child.

orchidbreezefc: yeah that’s good enough

orchidbreezefc: have a cape

Twyxted-mind: Like, he just picks them up and wraps them in a cape.

orchidbreezefc: bro strider with the glasses

orchidbreezefc: baby? ANIME SHADES

orchidbreezefc: make it a bib out of this fuckin pony

hotaru1013: teach it to play with sharp objects while it’s still young

Twyxted-mind: Because he’s the goddamned Broman

Twyxted-mind: It probably followed him home.

orchidbreezefc: like the big puppy t-rex in meet the Robinsons

orchidbreezefc: and batman just couldn’t say no to that face

hotaru1013: the dinosaur is also an orphan

hotaru1013: he just could’t get a cape in the right size

twyxted-mind  asked:

I already know the answer to this, but Billy/Teddy. (Dude, how about these guys going on an amusement park date and just clearing out the carnival prizes?)

i love that ship its super like vanilla and sweet but i dig it a lot and theyre huge nerds and they probably got in a fight with the gamestop people for saying a pre-order was needed for the shiny gengar (on behalf of someone else that is. they were pre-ordering ORAS anyway)

teddy wanted to leave most of the prizes for other people but billy gives this spiel about how his mom is a probability manipulator you know, these games are totally rigged anyway, how would any kids realistically win any of these anyway? plus we have to get the purple ones for kate teddy come on.

also teddy asks for cotton candy as hulkling in the hope that he’ll get a bigger serving and it totally works. billy makes him share though.