twsterek

  • Sheriff Stilinski: Why don't you go for a run? Get some exercise.
  • Stiles: *hangs upside down on the sofa with a Red Vine sticking out of his mouth* No thanks.
  • Sheriff Stilinski: Well if you change your mind, I saw Derek out there.
  • Stiles: Huh? What? Really? Did he have a shirt on? Was he all hot and sweaty? *runs to the door*
  • Sheriff Stilinski: Works every time