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  • Me:Where's Brienne? Brienne's gonna be at the tourney right? They're gonna hear about the big ole tourney in the Vale, right? Brienne, Jaime and Pod gonna roll up like "Yo have you seen a fair maid of ten and three with blue eyes and auburn hair?"
  • Me:And then Brienne wins and crowns Sansa Queen of love and beauty and they kidnap her Rhaegar Targ style and get out of there.