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LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND,

I, AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS,

UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!

BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD

STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.

BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK,

I TWOH OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME,

AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE

WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW!

NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST

AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS—DEUUEAUGH