twoh

can we discuss jane and belle’s different teaching techniques

and how

jane is teaching tarzan how to read with basic children’s books:

“see jane.”

“see jane run.”

while belle on the other hand decides that the first thing beast should learn how to read is

shakespeare’s romeo and juliet

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND,

I, AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS,

UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!

BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD

STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.

BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK,

I TWOH OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME,

AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE

WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW!

NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST

AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS—DEUUEAUGH