Me: It’s so lonely without her here.
Mother Nature: Lonely, are you?
Me: No, I don’t mean….
Mother Nature: I know I was supposed to wait two more days, but, what the heck. Here you go!
*uterus explodes with pain*
*undies look like Quentin Tarantino is filming his magnum opus in them*
Mother Nature: Hmph. Some people just can’t be pleased, can they?