two-from-one

Okay but I’d like to talk about some of the implications in the final scenes of YoI?
Specifically the fact that YUURI CAN POLE DANCE

Like, first off, let’s address the fact that someone took the time to set up a pole in that ballroom. Why was that there? Was it there the whole time? If so is it jsut permanently installed there? Did someone stop everything to set that up? Does Chris just keep one handy at all times just in case??? I HAVE QUESTIONS

But aside from that. Again. Yuuri can pole dance. And I mean, he didn’t just get drunk and wobble around a pole. This. Boy. Has. Taken. Classes.

Extensively.

Cause this?

What Yuuri is doing here is called flag pole. (Chris looks like he’s doing a cross knee/cross ankle, except his legs are too far apart so… he’s not really doing any real pole move I’m aware of. Ignore him)
Anyway, flag pole require that you grip the pol with our hands, and between on biceps and your side, and hold your body parallel to the floor (using your lower arm as a bit of a shelf for support) Aaaaaand that’s it. Aside form the slight support from that lower arm, everything else is pure upper body and core strength.

Then there’s this.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER LOVELY MOVE

Is called Superman.

“That doesn’t look nearly as hard as the first one!” you might say. And strength-wise, you’re right. It’s not.
But you know what it is?

Painful. (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

Lemme tell you friends, that skin right between your sweet sweet thighs is very soft and delicate and sensitive and is NOT USED TO HAVING TO GRIP TIGHT TO A METAL POLE.
You ever slid down something metal or plastic and your skin stuck to it and got rubbed raw from the friction? Yeah, it’s like that. On your delicate inner thighs. Pole dancers literally have to condition and their skin for this kind of stuff. You practice and practice till your muscles are strong enough to take on most of the support and your skin toughens up.

That’s not even counting the advanced to semi-advanced moves you have to know to get into either position while on the pole. These aren’t beginner moves.

I’ve been taking pole for almost two years, I’m in lv 2, and I’m STILL working on these moves.

YUURI IS TAKING ADVANCED POLE DANCING CLASSES YOU GUYS

So I just found out that someone was recording me when I gave that period speech a couple months ago.

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The Bloody Bunny: Making Profit Off Bloody Money

by Fisherman Swaffman

Ah, yes, I’ve been expecting you readers. I know I’ve been away for some time now, but I’ve finally found my office again. Today’s article is a bit of a throwback to one of my older articles, we’ve finally uncovered more of the corrupt society you and I are forced to live in. So, without further delay, let us begin.

The Bloody Bunny is a bar that’s run by the infamous “company” called Ironpelt Consortium. Apologies, Orruk has informed me it’s called the Iron Rose now, odd. Anyways, this “bar” is situated in the Aerie Peaks and has two sides: One called the Bunny side, and the other called the Bloody side. These two sides differ from one another, a difference that helps create the blood money that the company profits from.

The Bunny side is a haven for the more nobler sides of society, setting its priority to the softer ones and the law abiding citizens of Azeroth. The decor is rather nice and calming, and the bartenders are always cooperative there. If one was seeking to host their baby shower, I’d surely not point them to the Bunny side but instead suggest a bachelorette party there.

On the other side is the gruesome Bloody side, the side in which all the “criminals” and “badasses” of Azeroth go to talk about their extremely tough and not true feeling repressing attitudes. Anyways, this side consists of the true scum of Azeroth, the people who pretend like their tough and have to show everyone. I hate this side, and I hate everything it stands for. Notice how it directly contrasts the Bunny side. Odd that a bar would try to attract two completely different crowds of whom are known to hate each other. Now we delve deeper. 

You see, the Iron Rose, lead by a one Lady Moira Yamina, has pit these two sides against each other in order for them to be enticed into entering the “Brawling Arena” of the bar. The more they fight, the more gold the company earns, and after they’re done killing each other, the victor can go grab a cold drink. Notice how we’re in times of demons falling from the sky and this company that’s run by a noble has decided to profit off the high tensions of society. This is utterly despicable, making a profit off of fighting and violence during the end times. I. . I’m almost at a loss of words for the first time in my life. 

In order to add a bit of a more uplifting note to the article, I’ve decided to include a picture of Orruk, Helasar, and me fishing off the coast of the Darkmoon Isle. I felt that it helped take away from this horrid action taken by Lady Yamina, it’s no wonder the people hate the nobles. They make profit off of our hardships and entice us to kill our neighbor in order to gain a larger pot of gold. 

Will Lady Yamina come to her senses and end this horrid fighting? Will Helasar finally catch that damned fish that stole his pride? Who is Lady Yamina truly looking out for? The people, or herself? When will the Bloody Bunny be shut down for it’s clear violation of health codes? Where is my fishing pole? All these questions and more to be answered as the story continues. 

dozing off.

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Haikyuu!! | Team Karasuno

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TOP 10 TV SHIPS  03. Luke and Lorelai

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