two years of camp rock 2

i feel like luke would sing something along the lines of introducing me from camp rock 2 like he’d just follow you around while strumming his guitar as you slowly went insane because LUKE WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR FIVE FUCKING YEARS STOP AND BY THE WAY NICK JONAS DID IT BETTER, JUST SAYING. there’d likely be a dramatic gasp or two too…