two weeks baby!

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

Inspired by a post (link: by @kilometresrufflefuck!

The badge is definitely made of construction paper

  • *a crime scene*
  • Greg: *shaking his head* This is wrong.
  • John: *shrugs* I know but what can we do?
  • Baby Holmes: *trots past, waving Sherlock's magnifying glass; giggling madly*
  • Sherlock: *following; rambling about soil samples*
  • Greg: *rubs the back of his neck* Molly's going to kill him.
  • John: *nods* She's knows what she got into, though.
  • Baby Holmes: *points at the corpse* Deaded!
  • Sherlock: *beaming with pride, scoops her up and gives her a big kiss* That's my clever girl!
  • Greg: *sighs* He's not even sorry, is he?
  • John: Nope.
  • Sherlock: *approaching, his daughter now strapped to his chest; proud af* She found the blood, the weapon and the missing wallet. My little detective. Brilliant, isn't she?
  • Greg & John: *exchange glances*
Unexpected - Moriel

Moriel fluff so sweet it will rot your teeth.

I am very new at writing fanfiction. This is only the second piece that I have shared with the masses, but I had an idea and I couldn’t get it out of my mind so I wrote it down. I hope you like it and please BE KIND!

PS it’s also a little long, but it’s worth the read.

Mor looked down at her daughter who slept soundly in her arms and smiled. Then suddenly the baby sneezed and the unexpected sound made Mor jump and she held her breath as her daughter settled into sleep again. Unfortunately at two weeks old the baby girl was still without a name. Her family had taken to calling her Baby Moriel, combining Mor’s and Azriel’s names. It had been funny to start with but the longer her daughter was left without a name the more Moriel was beginning to stick and Mor didn’t like that.

Leaning back in her chair Mor thought back to instances in her daughter’s life, like she had many times before, looking for inspiration. She and Azriel had gone through what seemed like hundreds of names but none had fit.

Unexpected was one word Morrigan would use to describe her daughter’s existence and out of exasperation it was sounding like a decent name. But Unexpected was an awful choice and it had connotations as to being unwanted, which was everything her daughter was not.


The first unexpected experience was when Mor discovered she was pregnant. She had been sparring with Cassian and he had pushed her to her limits. She was on the ground retching while his smartass mouth was running away with him.

“Come on Mor,” Cassian said with his face set into an arrogant smirk, “we’re not finished. Up you get.” Cassian started stalking forward, making to attack again.

“Back off Cassian,” Mor snarled trying to steady her heaving body. Cassian didn’t back off and only chuckled as he stepped closer. “By the Cauldron Cassian, I’m serious,” Mor had hissed as a final warning.

Cassian lunged and Mor sent out a force blast that knocked Cassian on his ass. Mor was breathing deep as she pulled herself up with the assistance of a nearby wall, Cassian was already up and shaking out his wings.

Then he said while laughing, “The last time you couldn’t handle training like this was when…” they locked eyes and Cassian took in a deep breath through his nose.

“Was when I was pregnant with Daeron…” Mor thought to herself.

Both Cassian’s and Mor’s eyes had gone wide then Cassian turned his head slightly and yelled, “Azriel!”

Within moments Azriel was there. Seeing Mor leaning against the wall Azriel moved instinctively towards her, his shadows drawing closer to him and worry marring his handsome features.

“Morrigan, what is it?” Azriel asked. Mor didn’t speak. She couldn’t.

“Take a whiff, Az,” Cassian said folding his arms.

Looking between them Azriel continued to move closer to Mor and she saw him breathe deep, then his shadows flared. Using all the speed he could muster he closed the distance between them and put one hand on the small of her back and the other cupped Mor’s cheek. Mor shifted most of her weight to Azriel’s care and he held her close, leaning his forehead to hers. “Mor,” Azriel whispered.

Mor tried to speak but nausea overwhelmed her and leaning out of Azriel’s grasp Mor’s hands landed on her knees and she vomited.

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Ready or Not

Hi! I saw you were taking request and I was wondering if you could please write a spencer x reader where Reid and the reader are expecting a baby and she goes into labor during a team dinner? Thanks so much!


“Wait, wait so you’re telling me Spence has done how many practice ride to the hospital” Penelope almost yelled across the counter. “Just fourteen” you couldn’t help but laugh because even though it sounded completely absurd it seemed completely normal to you.

With less than two weeks for the baby arrive, he had been on edge. Scrambling to get last minute details together “Don’t get me started on how many baby books he’s read just this week, because I swear I have lost count.”

Everyone was gathered at Rossi’s house he was as always a generous host, cooking in the kitchen with the rest of the boys.The girls all gathered around sharing stories, and most of all asking all the questions they could about the parents to be.

The night was full of laughter, lots of stories, and plenty of advice, from everyone. Hotch shared the horror stories of chasing diapers that awaited Spencer. JJ shared what seemed like the more horrific things that awaited you. Garcia graciously offered to babysit often, promising to read to baby genius as much as possible.

Spencer could tell you weren’t completely present towards the end of the evening.
“Y/N” you glanced up to see him reaching for your hand “Are you okay?”
“Oh yeah, just tired” you tried to brush off all your concerns, and how you had been going over all your lists wondering if you we’re as prepared as it seemed.
“We can go home if you’d like”
“No, I’m fine, and this is fun”
“Ugh, enjoy it while you can because it might be a while” JJ held out her glass of wine. You laughed trying to think of the last time you even had wine.
“I can’t believe this happening” Garcia said “I am just so happy for you guys, I just can’t believe it”
“I can’t believe it either, but I am so happy for you guys, pretty boys all grown up” Derek teased.
“I can’t believe the day has finally come either” everyone looked at you confused.

“The day has finally come, for what?” Spence looked clueless, and confused.
“To put those 14 test rides to the hospital in good use, because I am about 99.99 sure that this baby is coming”
Everyone stopped their utensils, put down their drinks, and looked at Spencer’s panicking face. “Now? Now? Like right now?”

“Like right now, yes, right, right now” you said. “But we didn’t time the test rides from here, traffic, hows traffic” Spencer got up and started running to the door. “How long do you think before he remembers you have to be in the car to get to the hospital?” Morgan held out his hand to help you up.

“Let’s not bet on it.” before you could finish your sentence Spencer ran into the house “I forgot you, I forgot”

“Traffic shouldn’t be this bed at this house, the hospital is approximately 45 minutes away, the fasted route will be if you jump on I-245″ Rossi said.

“We don’t have the baby bag though weren’t ready for you” Spencer said frantically.

“JJ and I will go to the house, and get everything you need, just go” Penelope said trying to calm him down. Spencer looked around his team, who were once again always there.

“Hey pretty boy, you’re gonna be great” with Morgans reassuring words, Spencer held out his hand to you “Ready or not?”


iwaoi family headcanons bc i can’t get it out of my head

  • their first baby is a baby girl that they both adore to pieces 
  • they weren’t really thinking about having kids since they’re both so busy with their volleyball careers but they did a charity thing for a children’s hospital and tooru fell in love with the sight of hajime with a little baby 
  • it took a little prodding on hajime’s part bc they’re travelling and playing games so they couldn’t give the baby the attention it needs
  • but seeing tooru’s eyes light up when he sees a family with a baby got hajime to cave bc it would be nice and taking care of two kids wouldn’t be so bad 
  • the adoption process is lengthy and tough. they also have to decide what they’re going to do about their careers (they’re both in their 30s) bc it’s not good for a baby to be consistently travelling 
  • their team, who overhears their worries, laughs and tells them not to worry bc they’re going to help as much as they can!! their team is getting their first baby! (“this is hajime and i’s baby!!” “let’s name the baby something cool like rolling thunder!!” “you don’t get to decide our baby’s name, yuu-chan!”) 
  • she’s only about ten months old when they take her home and it has both hajime and tooru crying when they first hold her bc she’s so precious and beautiful 
  • they name her hoshi bc she’s going to be the brightest star 
  • they argue about who gets to take a paternity leave first but it ends up in a flip of a coin that tooru wins 
  • they take her to day practices where she’d colour or play with toys but hajime and tooru’s parents take her too sometimes bc she probably shouldn’t grow up solely in a volleyball environment 
  • most of the team also stop what they’re doing to play with her and the coach yells at them as a result of that but only a little bc hoshi-chan is so precious and cute
  • hoshi also becomes their unofficial mascot 
  • when she grew older, they’re also not sure whether to have her play volleyball or not bc while they love it, they don’t want to pressure into something she doesn’t want to do 
  • so they sign her up for whatever catches her eyes but she ends up loving volleyball the most bc it’s something she watched her parents love
  • she’s determined to become an ace and a setter and her parents don’t have the heart to tell her that she can’t do that (nor does anyone else on the team tbh) 
  • also at seven years old, she could already do a jump serve and her parents couldn’t be any more proud 
  • they can both do their her hair, tooru specializing in braids but hajime specializing in updos 
  • they both cave easily to what she wants but tooru is a little more strict bc as soon as hoshi gives hajime the puppy eyes, he’s gone bc she has him wrapped around her little finger 
  • she’s spoiled but that’s not on her but on tooru bc the second she looks happily at a toy, it’s hers in a second 
  • he once spent half his paycheck on her 
  • they have entire memory cards filled with pictures and videos of her 

I think one of the hardest parts of ttc is all the waiting. You wait for your period to end, then you have to wait for ovulation, after ovulation you have to wait for two weeks before you either get your period or get your bfp/bfn. If you get a bfn, then you have to wait for your period, so you can wait until it’s over, to start trying again, and then the waiting cycle just continues. There’s so much waiting and wondering and hoping and it gets to you. I just want to be pregnant already :(

generation gap

Me: I have an ADHD assessment in two weeks! 

Baby boomer friend: Do you think you have it? My therapist said I should get ADHD medication. A year or two ago. 

Gen X friend: It can be so hard to get a new diagnosis! Let me know if you want to talk so you don’t feel alone!

Me: Guys!! I am waist-deep in information about ADHD from people who have it, I definitely have it, I am definitely not alone, I am not gonna have an emotional crisis because somebody finally validates this and gives me help, all of this is totally normal, PLEASE get on Tumblr.