And his name was Shovely Joe
Player 1: I’ve always wanted to play a character who dual-wielded Shovels, but the penalties for improvised weapons and two-weapon fighting together is way too much.
Player 2: Wait! That’s really a thing! There are military-grade shovels that can be used for combat! They’re Combat Shovels!
Player 1: No way! I have to do this now! (GM)? Can I do this??
GM: Well… There are rules for making your own weapons… So I guess as long as the shovels follow those rules you should be fine…
Player 2: YEAH! BE SHOVEL KNIGHT!