two thousand eleven


the wedding of river song // the husbands of river song

I, a Muslim woman

What if I, a Muslim woman,
told you Hijab was my choice?
It’s my right, my faith, my beauty,
who I am, and in it I found my voice.
Society can try to undress me,
but what they never seem to realize,
is it’s my protection, my safe haven,
and keeps me away from prying eyes.
It covers my hair, my neck, my chest,
but opens my heart to new salvation.
No it’s not a mask to hide behind,
but hijab is my self-proclamation.

What if I, a Muslim woman,
told you Qur'an is my bill of rights,
promising me the right to an education,
to take my standing to all new heights.
I am to be looked up to: a leader.
I am to marry who I want, when I want,
My man is to treat me with respect;
I’m not some doll to show and flaunt.
We chose each other but he relies on me.
Without me, half his deen is incomplete.
And one day, if we are blessed with kids,
their paradise will lie beneath my feet.

What if I, a Muslim woman,
told you that I am a peaceful one?
I don’t support war or terror,
so tell me, what wrong have I done?
You mention the terrible attacks:
two thousand and one, nine-eleven.
I was too little to even understand,
at the ripe young age of only seven.
I grew up, surrounded with hatred,
but not from any Muslim that I knew.
Those people didn’t look like me;
no, they looked a whole lot like you.

Now what if I, a Muslim woman,
pointed the finger back at you?
You’d ask so innocently,
“But what did I do?”
This time I ask the questions,
and you provide some answers.
How about the genocide
of my Native ancestors?
And what about my dying
Palestinian sisters and brothers?
What about all the Muslims?
And all those you call “others?”

But… I am a Muslim woman,
so there is no room for hate in my heart.
And instead, I will pray for you,
even if you choose to ignore this part.
There is nothing that I want more
than for the world to be at peace,
for us all to be filled with love,
and for this fighting to cease.
Yes, we have our differences,
but be that as it may,
I pray to our one and only God,
that you eventually find the right way.

Rusty Nail’s Recipes

Dear Drinkers. It is July the Tenth. Which means something, here at The Pony Keg.

You see; once upon a time, it was 2011.

We hadn’t yet recovered from the Housing Market Crash, I’d recently been accepted back into college to finish my degree, and for MONTHS, I’d had friends ( @askcharliefoxtrot ) telling me about a cartoon I needed to watch, about magic, and friendship, and colorful cartoon horses.

I’d resisted. I’d derided. And then I watched it, and, well, I was boned.

July the Tenth, Two Thousand and Eleven. Inspired by blogs such as the brilliant, but sadly gone Ask Pinkamena Diane Pie, and @asklilmissrarity , I took to Tumblr, and I created Rusty Nail. I created The Pony Keg. I created the Everfree Distillery. I created the Four Left Hooves Brewery.

And I created, what I’d later learn, was the third OC Pony to ever be Ask-Blogged on Tumblr. Only a scant three months after the first Tumblrpon blog ever, Ask Apple Bloom. (Thanks go to @fishermod​ for the data)

Dear Drinkers. Ladies and Gentlemen. Genders of all Spectrums.

Welcome to The Pony Keg’s Five Year Anniversary.

I cannot even begin to count, or name, or thank all of the brilliant people who have left their mark on me, and my blog, over the years. @askcharliefoxtrot​ deserves deep thanks. @askmerriauthor​ , for drawing their dumb horse dating my dumb horse, and, inadvertently, leading me to start the recipes, rather than screw up their storyline. Thank you for that; its been one of the best things to happen to this blog. @asksweetcream​ , You relentless flirt. You were one of the ones to really help shape Rusty’s personality from a booze-horse, into what he is today. @askpenwright​ , and @jumped-out-pinkieanswers​ , for helping me realize that my blog didn’t have to be RP, or art. That my blog could be whatever, and however I wanted to interact with the community. @egophiliac​ and @ask-wiggles​ for being continual, relentless inspirations to do better, to be better, and to never be satisfied with what it is that I am doing; to strive, as a creator, to be better.

And @technomod​ . My significant other for nearly three years now (We’re comin’ up on October.~) Met me because of this blog. You have. You have done so very much, to keep me, to help me, to guide me. From the very bottom of my heart, thank you.

And so, Dear Drinkers, I present to you The Pony Keg’s Five Year Anniversary Honoring! Today’s honoree has had a rough go of it. Hungry. Lonely. Flea Bitten. Lost at Sea. Nearly drowned. And now, stranded somewhere that French is, in fact, the Lingua Franca. It’s a good thing that artistic talent is coin wherever you travel, and our poor little misfit has that in droves. The other thing they have in abundance is a far, far rarer coin, and one that will pay their way to whatever end the eventually reach.


Ladies and Gentlemen…

It’s Crayon, the Homeless Artist! @ask-crayon-the-homeless-artist​ .

They have had it ROUGH. Life has been shitting on them from just about each and every direction it can, and, well, even if they’re too young for it yet, I figured they deserved something good, to match their relentless and boundless drive to survive.

Buckle in for this one, folks; occasionally, I get to make a recipe that makes me happy, even if it’s not going to be practical. And Crayon, dang, you get a good one.

A Crayon (The Homeless Artist)

  1. Beefeater Gin
  2. Lime Juice (A LOT of Lime Juice.)
  3. Bottled tonic water
  4. A Lemon
  5. A glass
  6. A Knife (You’ll want a sharp, thin one, like a paring knife, or a scaling knife)
  7. A spoon
  8. Food Coloring in each of the ROYGBIV colors.
  9. One Verbena Blossom

Special Equipment:

An ice cube tray. A Hammer. A Medical Grade Liquid Nitrogen Aerosol Sprayer. Liquid Nitrogen.

Making a Crayon (The Homeless Artist).

  1. Put Gin and Tonic Water into glass in a 2 parts Gin to 3 parts Tonic Water mixture
  2. Cut end off Lemon.
  3. Hollow out Lemon.
  4. Fill Ice Cube tray with Lime Juice..
  5. Put two to four drops of food coloring into each of the cube-sockets. Mix into Lime Juice. Create ROYGBIV Lime Juice. One color per socket.
  6. Freeze Lime Juice.
  7. Remove colored Lime Cubes.
  8. Smash with hammer, creating shards of ice.
  9. Place end of Nitrogen Sprayer at bottom of glass, and pull sprayer back upwards, spraying into drink. If done correctly, you have just made a Gin And Tonic Slush.
  10. Spoon Slush into Lemon.
  11. Top Slush with Rainbow Lime Ice.
  12. Decorate with Verbena Blossom (Do Not Eat)
  13. Use Spoon.
  14. Drink/Eat!

You’ve just finished making a Crayon The Homeless Artist!

This creates a very traditional Gin and Tonic, using the two most common garnishes for the drink in exceptionally novel ways; one as an ice-decoration, one as the container from which you consume the concoction. It’s an unusual twist on what should be an expected experience. Much like our honoree. Also, the sheer quantity of citrus in this should probably help poor Crayon stave off Rickets.

You may want to meander over to . You might find a newly created Mod-Blog I was peer-pressured into creating after five years without one. Do not expect deep truths. Expect snark and cat-videos.

Keep sending in suggestions as to who you’d like to see made into a drink, and Stay Thirsty, Dear Drinkers!

Here’s to another Five Wonderful Years!

Attraction part 2

Originally posted by jitamin

Word count: 1654

Warnings: Swearing and ANGST ;)

Authors’s note: Thank you. I love you. Enjoy!

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Definitions: noun; The action or power of evoking interest in or liking for someone or something.

It had been a month since “the incident”. You had recovered so far that you managed to go back to your usual duties. But to act that your broken heart was fixed again was hard. Forgetting Taehyung even harder. It had scarred you. 

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I’ve Been Meaning To Tell You [ Bucky Barnes x OC ]

Prompt : she is a time traveller and she go back to 1940’s and find Bucky and Steve there in Stark Expo and she fall in live with Bucky and he for her

Pairing : Bucky Barnes x OC (Juliana)

Genre : Romance, some angst |   Warning : Kissing?

Author’s Note : I hope you enjoy this story! :) Don’t forget to tell me what you think of the stories :) 

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He noticed her first. He was trying to help Steve from a bully when she appeared from thin air. He would’ve thought it was just a hallucination from his lack of sleep if it weren’t for Steve’s gasp. The woman slowly rose on her feet and gave them an odd smile.

“Uhm… What year is this?” She asked. Steve spluttered the exact day and date while Bucky stood frozen. She was wearing a black shirt, a pair of tight pants, and a pair of unfamiliar looking shoes.

“What are you?” He heard Steve asked.

“A person?” She replied, a little confused before she realized what she just did. Her eyes brightened and she quickly offered her hand.

“I’m Juliana.” Bucky shook her hand, a smile touching the corner of his mouth when she smiled at him. “You can call me Bucky. This is Steve.” She let go of his hand to shake Steve’s.

“I time-travel. It’s a…gift…I have.” She explained.

“What year are you from?” He was quite surprised by how easy he believed her. Steve seemed to share the same sentiment as well.

“Two thousand…eleven?” She smiled.

“Uhm.” Steve interrupted her and pointed his finger at her attire. “I don’t think you can walk around in that, Juliana.”

Bucky couldn’t agree more. He took off his jacket and draped it over her, smiling a little when she blushed.

“You could go back with us, if you want? I think Becca has some spare dress she could lend you.” Bucky offered.

“Yeah. That’d be nice.” Juliana nodded.

* * *

Bucky liked her. He knew Steve noticed it, judging by the shit-eating grin on his face whenever Bucky tried to act like a proper gentleman in front of Juliana this past couple of weeks. He took her dancing a few times, finding out she really can’t dance, which was adorable and so very her. And he was sure (okay, pretty sure) that she liked him too. This was something he found out from Steve, who has become Juliana’s confidante.

“You should tell her.” Steve pointed at the letter in Bucky’s hand. “You need to tell her you’ll be leaving.”

“I will.” Bucky solemnly nodded. “Tonight at the expo.”

Steve looked disappointed at him for a moment, and honestly, he was disappointed with himself as well. He should have told her earlier but she always looked so happy and he didn’t have the heart to tell her.

* * *

“How long are you going to be here, Juliana?” Steve asked her while they walked around the Stark Expo. Juliana, much to their surprise, took the news rather well. She did look a little sad. But the frown only last until they arrived at the Stark Expo.

“I… I don’t know.” She admitted. “This is the longest time I’ve stayed in the past. I usually lost control of my power and went back to the future in a few days.”

Few minutes of comfortable silence passed between the three of them before Bucky cleared his throat. Steve took it as a cue for him to give the two some alone time.

“I’m going to check out some stuff. You guys stay here.” Juliana gave him a confused look but nodded nevertheless. She hugged him goodbye, giving him a proper kiss on his cheek, which made Steve roll his eyes.

“See you later.” Steve grinned.

“Juliana?” Bucky called her name. She turned to face him with wide, questioning eyes and Bucky couldn’t help but to reach out to take her hand and pull her closer. His other hand went to his cheek and he slowly leaned down, pausing a moment to ask for a permission.

She gave him a tiny nod before pulling the collar of his shirt towards her and crashing her lips against his. He chuckled a little, tilting his head to get a better angle.

“I’ve been meaning to tell you.” He whispered.

“What is it?” She breathed out.

“That I li—Juliana?” Bucky pulled away. His eyes widened as he looked at her glowing hands. The orb seemed to spread throughout her body.

“Oh no.” She cried, disappearing into thin air even before Bucky could reach out to grab her.

* * *


Juliana spent the last four years trying to move on from Bucky. She dated some men but let’s be honest, no men can really compete with Bucky (or maybe she was just too in love with him). She let out a long sigh, her eyes glazed over the calendar on her desk. Today was the anniversary of her first meeting with Bucky and Steve. Sometimes she dreamed about spending time with them. Some other times, it was just her and Bucky. She still remember the kiss and his eyes. God, his grey-blue eyes and his smile—

“Juliana? Someone’s here to see you.” Her colleague called her out, snapping her out of her thoughts.

“Thanks.” She smiled.

“Handsome men.” Her colleague giggled.

Her eyebrows knitted together in confusion. Men? She got off her chair and made her way downstairs. There were not a lot of customer at this hour, just some couple on their dates and a few students buried in their works. She scanned the room, looking for her so-called guests.

“Juliana?” That can’t be—She froze on her tracks.

“Is that you?”

Juliana slowly turned on her heels. Her eyes wide and bright with fresh tears and a gasp escaped her lips when she finally saw him. Steve was standing next to him with a proud smile on his face.

“You’re alive.” She whispered, taking a few steps closer. “He’s alive. How are you alive?” She rambled, her eyes darting between Bucky and Steve.

“I remember you.” His voice was gruff and his eyes weren’t as bright as they used to be. He has some stubble, his hair was longer, and he looked so exhausted it made her heart ache. She bit her lips when she noticed his metal arm. What happened to you? Juliana slowly reached out to gently touch his jaw, as if afraid this was just another dream. Bucky drew out a shaky breath, his lips quirked into a smile.

“I remember you.” He expression softened, his right hand tugging her wrist to pull her closer. She let out a choked sob before wrapping her arms around his torso.

“I’ve been meaning to tell you…” He mumbled, smiling wider when he heard her laughter.

“What is it?”

WestAllen + wedding

Bartholomew Henry Allen and Iris Ann West

request the pleasure of your company

at the celebration of their union

Sunday, the seventh of May,

two thousand and twenty four

at eleven o'clock in the morning

4562 Central Bay, Central City.

“Where is my tie?” Barry asked, a panicked look on his face, “I can’t get married without a tie!”

“Uhhh…weren’t you wearing it like a minute ago?” Ronnie asked as he fiddled with his bow tie, “Cisco?” he asked the younger man who was fidgeting in front of the mirror in his tuxedo.

Cisco shrugged, “Don’t look at me, I haven’t seen it,” he muttered, tugging at his suit jacket, “Who’s idea was it to get married on the beach? Wearing a monkey suit no less?”

“For real?” Barry cried, “You guys are supposed to be my best men! Find me a tie!”

Both Cisco and Ronnie took a step back from the stressed out groom.

“Barry, just whoosh over to your place and get a replacement, it’s faster that way,” Cisco said, his voice calm, “And you need to stop panicking bro.”

“Panicking? Pfft! Who’s panicky? Not me…” Barry replied, trying to get his heart rate down, “I’m not panicking,” he repeated his statement firmly looking at the wary looks on both his friends faces.

Both he and Iris had decided on an outdoor wedding, and luckily they had managed to rent a beach house near a secluded corner of the Central City beach. And it was a beautiful spring day, the decorations had all been put up; an arch covered with white orchids had been designated as the altar, facing the ocean.



“Oliver! Felicity! Great to see you guys!” he exclaimed as he walked towards the beach, “Where’s Rose?” he asked, referring to their two-year old daughter, “You brought her didn’t you?”

“Of course we did,” Felicity replied, grinning, “Why aren’t you wearing a tie Barry?” she asked, already digging through her purse, “Here,” she said, handing him a black silk skinny tie, “I came prepared.”

“Oh thank God,” Barry exclaimed, relief evident in his voice, “I was afraid I had to go back to my apartment just for another one.”

“Where did you lose your tie?” Oliver asked, looking at the younger man in mild amusement, “Never mind, don’t answer that,” he replied hastily, before Barry could launch into a sad explanation.

“I’m going to see Iris,” Felicity announced, “Barry, go do something to that mop on your head you call hair,” she said, narrowing her eyes at her friend, “This is supposed to be a formal event.”

“I was going for a windswept look,” Barry protested, “Besides, I look good like this.”

“Who told you that?” Oliver asked him, his eyes following Felicity as she walked away from the two men.


“Wow! Iris, you look fantastic!” Felicity exclaimed as she looked at the bride, “Rose, tell Aunty Iris how pretty she looks,” she told the two year old who was smiling at her mother, making a tremendous effort to grab on the long dangling earrings Felicity was wearing.

Iris laughed, “Thank you Felicity, how’s Barry doing?” she asked as she slipped into her white pumps, “He’s not nervous is he?”

“Barry is the last thing from nervous, trust me-”

“Hey baby girl, you ready?” Joe’s voice interrupted them as he entered the room, “It’s almost time.”

Iris took a deep breath as she looked at her reflection in the full length mirror, “As ready as I’ll ever be.”


Take a big sip of the champagne, Cisco breathed in the salty ocean breeze, enjoying a moment of peaceful of relaxation. The wedding had gone off without a hitch; Barry not tripping down the aisle being a huge bonus point.

“Hell yeah,” Ronnie grinned, clinking his glass with Cisco, as Caitlin took the other seat, “Here’s to being the best best men.”

Cisco snorted, “I’m pretty sure I was the main best man.”

“Yeah right, you lose points for crying during their vows,” Ronnie said, smirking.

“Yeah…well, Caitlin was crying too!” he accused as the woman rolled her eyes, “I’m a woman, and I basically have a right to cry at weddings,"Catlin said, "What’s your excuse?”

“There was sand in my eye,” Cisco said stubbornly, refusing to look at the couple as he took another sip of the champagne.


When the DJ announced that it was time for the cake-cutting, Barry’s face lit up as he dragged a giggling Iris towards the four-tiered chocolate cake.

“My turn,” Barry said as he quickly swallowed the rich confection, a knowing smile on his face as he moved towards Iris, who glanced at his expression and jerked away from him.

“What’s the matter Iris?” he asked, his voice lacked with mock confusion, “Don’t you want to taste the cake?”

“Barry, no!” Iris exclaimed, moving away from him again, knowing full well that he wanted her to have cake all over her face, “Ahhh!” she squealed as he caught her by the waist, a wicked grin on his face.

“Barry! I swear you’ll be sleeping on the couch tonight,” she warned him, her words having the opposite effect on him as she squealed again and tried to wriggle free of his grasp, but to no avail.

“It’ll be worth it,” he grinned, as he took a small piece and smashed it on her face, laughing at her expression.

“I’ve got it in my nose you jerk!” she exclaimed, laughing as he tried to wipe it off with a napkin, “I’ll get you back for this,” she mock-threatened, a big smile on her face, “I’m serious!”

“You know that you have to catch me right? Me? The fastest man alive?”


He cut her off, kissing her thoroughly, cake and all. His lips moved smoothly along hers, his tongue slipping into her mouth as he almost lifted her up.

Save it for tonight you too!“ Joe yelled, causing the entire wedding party to break into laughter.

Both of them smiled, sheepish looks on their faces as Joe looked at them with a slightly disgruntled expression on his face.


"I’m really happy,” Iris whispered as they sat on the front porch of the beach house, both of them staring out at the ocean.

Barry tightened his arm around her waist, “Me too,” he said as he pressed a kiss to her hair, what was once up in an elaborate bun, now tumbling past her shoulder in waves.

“You wanna take a walk on the beach?” he asked her as he stood up, tugging her along with him, “C'mon, the weather’s perfect right now,” he said as he glanced at the full moon in the cloudless sky.

“My dress will be ruined,” she said, looking regretfully at the expanse of white silk, “Wait, this part of the beach is private right?” she asked, quickly unhooking the buttons on the side as he nodded his head.

“What…are you doing?” he said, mentally kicking himself when he realized that his voice was much higher than normal.

Iris rolled her eyes, “Relax Bear, I’m not going to skinny dip on my wedding night,” she said,shimmying out of the dress, “I’m wearing a slip under this. See?” she said, pointing to a white silk slip that came up to mid thigh.

Putting his jacket around her shoulders, she slipped her hand into his, as they walked along the shore.

“Did I tell you that you looked beautiful today?” Barry asked her as the gentle waves lapped at his feet, “Because you do.”

She smiled at him, reaching on her tip-toes to kiss him; clinging helplessly to him as Barry pushed down, the pressure of their lips melding together in delicious sensations that sent shivers of delight up and down her spine. Barry’s lips moved effortlessly against hers even as he pushed harder, deeper and achingly slick.

“I think we might want to move this indoors,” Barry mumbled as they grew apart for air. Before Iris could even nod her head, she was placed on the bed, Barry hovering over her, a smirk on his face, “I’m pretty sure that this is my favorite part of the wedding,” he said, as his hand caressed her inner thigh.

“You and me both,” Iris replied, a matching smirk on her face.



monica: its so weird to say its 2011 lol
emily: are you guna call it like twenty eleven or two thousand eleven lol?
monica: i donno lol
monica: both sound awk
emily: i hated when people called 2010 twenty ten
emly: im callin it 2 thousand 11
emily: haha
monica: yeah twenty ten bugged me too

we have really intellectual conversations! what do YOU call 2011 hahah?

anonymous asked:

Mama shawol, in honor of shinee's comeback, it's time for the annual why do you ship onho question! Has your perception of either member changed since last time? Both members (as well as SHINee as a whole) have grown with another year of being top idols. What are your thoughts on the onho ship based on what you've noticed about their interactions lately? Any new fave otp moments? I always love hearing your replies; they're the perfect mix of reasoning and fangirling. Thanks! <3

Well, YES to Mama Shawol! LOLOLOL!!

 Okay, OnHo. My goodness. MY GOODNESS, have they not shown their collective asses this year or WHAT?  

I want to preface this with the overwhelmingly stark contrast in what I’ve seeing in the last year or two, to what I’m USED to seeing (in the past). I’ve been an OnHo shipper since 2011. TWO THOUSAND AND ELEVEN. I’ve never wavered; they are my life ship, they are the unseen protagonist behind my book. I’m a tad bit obsessed with them.

Nonetheless, what I’m experiencing today with OnHo is a smorgasbord of affection. In 2011, I had to have some sort of magnifying glass, I had to pick apart (along with anybody who was as foolhardy as me to pick a ship constantly referred to as a crackship (AS IF)) glances and slight touches and words and…basically I was tinhating the hell out of it. (There were SO many essays; no pictures. Just essays)

Fine. I’d accepted that.

I don’t know what happened between Sherlock and Dream Girl or maybe it was during JAT tours or a combination of everything at the same time but it felt like someone had picked me up and shook me by my ankles.. I DON’T KNOW MY BRAIN DOESN’T WORK ANYMORE but suddenly they were EVERYWHERE.

Now Minho’s been a clingy brat since the dawn of man. That’s his thing. If anyone loves skinship more than Jonghyun (who’s obsessed with it apparently) then it’s Minho. Minho’s skinship is a little more customized, where as Jonghyun’s is a sort of EVERYBODY IS GOING TO GET A HUG AND YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT, Minho’s particular brand of flavor is older men.

I mean just…what yesterday, he admitted that one of his best friends forever was a veteran actor? Like, he’s legit serious about older men. (Crazy when his ideal type isn’t older women…I don’t..okay. But…okay, I’m going to dive off the deep end here. Does anybody get the distinct feeling that Minho HATES the fact that Jinki is attracted to older women, men, people, persons, as opposed to younger when Minho is OBVIOUSLY younger? That just cracks me up. ANYWAYS)

And guess who’s the older man in his immediate life (barring his brother and father of course). You got it. Lee Jinki. So considering how close the 5 of them are and considering Jinki’s temperament, Minho’s probably been DYING to just pile on the love ontop of Jinki like he was the plate to his affection spaghetti while Jinki has been very opposed to second servings of pasta.

Wait. Affection spaghetti.
*laughs uncontrollably for 10 minutes*

Okay. Whew. I’m okay now.

Now, I read this fic once where Jinki recognizes that Minho would probably fight the entire Elven army for Jinki (paraphrasing and some creative liberties there) and Jinki kind of…doesn’t let him? He makes him work for it. Which I think is absolutely TRUE. Because maybe, just maybe, Jinki recognized that while Jjongie’s and Key’s and Taemin’s affection were mostly brotherly (mostly, not entirely—Taemin worships the ground Jinki walks on), Minho’s affection may have not been. That Minho’s love is layered with undying adoration, unbreakable respect and a desire to be as close to him as humanly possible.

Jinki knew this. He knew it. He just wouldn’t let him be as close to him because of…reasons, who knows?

I don’t know what changed this. I don’t know if Jinki woke up and said “I should indulge in this.” And like a light being switched on, everything CHANGES.

So now we have this abundance of OnHo moments. And they all blend together, I don’t even have to hunt them down anymore, they are just THERE.

And the fact that it’s just them in the apartment together probably is a HUGE reason why what was visibly evident in the last year or so is almost BLINDING today. It’s like they are going through a honeymoon phase, with all the giggling, secret handshakes, looks, Jinki taking IG pics of Minho’s bedroom wall and medal, Minho going on NATIONAL television and practically read a love poem in the form of unending praises and god, the random hugs just for no reason in the middle of shows and at the airport and whatever that thing was when they were What WAS that? It was ADORABLY stupid is what it was.  


I’m just…sometimes I just have to sit down and put my hand on my forehead and go “what have I gotten myself into?”

Oh, I forgot to answer a question. WHY do I ship OnHo? Because it’s the natural order of things in my head. Because they were a ship I couldn’t even fathom when I started this craziness. Because it’s organic to me. BECAUSE LOOK AT THEM.

My favorite OnHo moment so far?

The cake moment. Where it looked like Minho was propositioning Jinki all while licking his finger or something suggestively?



I’m lying.

It’s when…oh…oh it was THIS. Minho auditioning…for…ahem.


What the fuck yo? WHAT THE FUCK! 

Year the Eighth // Open Starter

She was drunk. 

She always got drunk on today. 

June sixth. 

June sixth, two thousand and seven, at eleven seventeen at night, her sister was ripped from her life. 

June sixth, two thousand and seven, at eleven seventeen at night, her world shattered around her ears. 

Lucy curled up in her sister’s bed, the world around her spinning. Most of her home was a mess. 

But Miriam’s room was still the way it was those years ago; pale pink walls, and a bed spread that looked more at home in the room a five year old girl, not a seventeen year old woman. There were faded flower stickers on the walls, the floor was covered in dust, along with the chest of drawers and the closet doors, all covered with a thick layer of dust. The bed had been dusty, but the fragments of time now lay all over Lucy, coating her with white. 

She heard the door to her sister’s room open and she curled into a smaller ball. 

“Go away.” She slurred, miserable and on the verge of tears. 


2128 = 340 282 366 920 938 463 463 374 607 431 768 211 456 — three hundred forty undecillion, two hundred eighty-two decillion, three hundred sixty-six nonillion, nine hundred twenty octillion, nine hundred thirty-eight septillion, four hundred sixty-three sextillion, four hundred sixty-three quintillion, three hundred seventy-four quadrillion, six hundred seven trillion, four hundred thirty-one billion, seven hundred sixty-eight million, two hundred eleven thousand, four hundred fifty-six (39 digits, 433 characters)

Can also be written 227.

Imagine Asahi being away on a trip, When he comes back (really late, around 2 am), Noya is already out like a light sleeping (probably because he was out with Tanaka having a drink or two) and the next morning Noya wakes up before Asahi and just gets out of bed and goes to make coffee. Then later, Asahi wakes up all dizzy, with messed up hair (having a knot or two) and slowly, lazily goes to kitchen to find Noya dancing around to some music and making morning coffee. Asahi just stares at the unusual view of Noya being so energetic in early morning, then yawns, drawing his attention and after a second Noya is basically flying to Asahi’s arms, shouting ‘yoooOOOOO, MAN, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, GIMME A SMOOCH OR TWO OR MAYBE ELEVEN THOUSAND’

my email to management

I’m going to say this as nice as possible but it’s not going to be so nice. We American mixers worked so hard to get Little Mix to tour here. Do you realize that some us have been waiting since 2011?! We deserve this okay? I personally have done so much to help get the girls noticed and bigger over here and nothing would help more than a headlining tour. The girls can make their album when they get back from the tour. It hasn’t even been a year since the 2nd album (Salute) has been released. Why the hell cancel a tour? Do you know how many hearts have been broken? Do you know how many birthdays have been ruined? Do you know how much money has been wasted? An album is not worth canceling a whole tour for fans that were willing to pay money to go see the people they love. I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE TWO THOUSAND AND FUCKING ELEVEN TO SEE THESE GIRLS AND I WON’T GET TO NOW UNTIL AT LEAST 2015 OR 2016. This was NOT the right way to go about the situation for the 3rd album. Why even announce a tour and sell tickets when you know they have to work on an album. Don’t get so many people excited and get their hopes up for nothing. If it’s because ticket sales do your fucking job and promo them in the US. How do you expect them to get fans if they aren’t getting promoted. One, two week trip a year is NOT enough. I regret to tell you that this is going to make Little Mix lose fans and if the time comes for another tour here (which probably won’t happen) no one will buy tickets with the fear of this happening again. I can’t wait for the day when Little Mix drop your shit management.

Ficlet: Coward

Note: Jumanji AU that was born at 30,000ft.


The first thing he sees is a wooden floor as he falls face-first onto it.

Rumplestiltskin curses, rolling on his side, clutching at his right leg, just as he had clutched at a small boy’s hand that night in the forest all those decades ago, on the precipice of a portal, the very twin of which has just spat him out here.

And here happens to be a place he knows well.

It had once been dark and richly furnished - a stale mansion of time-warped antiquities, scattered with proudly-placed finger-paintings (the fridge door had been too full) - and though where there had once been drapes, moth-eaten velvet, and wood-panelling, there is now yolk-yellow curtains, chintz upholstery, and white walls, he can still tell whose house this is.


There is, however, an interloper.

She’s tall in her high navy shoes, and with her mouth open and long auburn curls falling over her shoulders, she looks as if she’s staring down at him from a great height. Her eyes are as blue as her periwinkle dress.

“What year is it?”

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