two sides to everyone

quotes from the signs of how they view themselves and their signs

aries: “I’m opinionated and when something intrigues me or is brought to my attention I really like to research it and learn about it so I’m like super great to come to for advice. I can be really aggressive in a way like not physically but emotionally and I’m reckless. I like to have fun”

taurus: “umm im really closed off n not many people know the REAL me like no one really knows the inside me u know like i dont share my feels n like im really loving n caring n emotional n i can be kinda dramatic but like cancers overshadow us”

gemini: “well i think there are definitely ~two sides of me~ but i think it’s like that for everyone”

cancer: “the stereotype about us being like huge crybabies isn’t entirely true like i think i’m just as emotional as the next person but i feel like cancers are a lot stronger than people believe they are and we’re problem solvers too even though people generally see us as problem creators. i don’t think i’ve ever met a cancer that didn’t have a huge heart yknow like i’m super loving and caring and i think that more than being like crybaby emotional we’re lovey dovey emotional. great at giving advice bc we’re super logical and parental. of all the signs i’d say we’re the most similar to lawyers. we also talk a lot”

leo: “i say i don’t care what people think of me but i really do, i hate making other people upset idontknow anymore i was trying to be inspiring for you but that’s all i got”

virgo: “i pay attention to every single detail about anyone and everyone. i have very good sense of judgement and truth. i’m very hard on myself, very insecure. i think very logically and cautiously. i dont even know much more i see of myself, but i’ll tell you one thing, the most important, virgos love. they love so fucking hard. i’d say more than anyone else. I WAS GONNA MAKE IT REALLY GOOD AND LONG AND MEANINGFUL BUT I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD I WAS HOLDING IT WHILE THINKING”

libra: “Smart funny but indecisive as hell cant make up their own mind if their life depended on it. Generally very good hearted people and there for others. Not easily discouraged but can get lazy easily and unfocused from the task at hand. Aesthetic sign in love with all that is beautiful and pleasing to see and feel.”

scorpio: “uhh I really want to be loved and accepted and I think that’s why I’m really sexually driven like I give the people what they want in exchange for what I want”

sagittarius: “idk i don’t really care about anything like i’m laid back but i also care a lot about everything??? if you make me mad i can be really like cold towards you and i’ll make it known that i’m upset. i’m loving and caring and i protect the ones i love”

capricorn: “Capricorns are definitely hard workers and very goal oriented and do things that they set their minds too like everyone says but I also think many capricorns are sensitive and parental but also children at heart”

aquarius: “i like to be alone but in the presence of people i’m kinda backwards idk i’m shy but with close friends i am a lunatic also why is aquarius an AIR SIGN LIKE THE LOGO FOR IT IS LITERALLY TWO WAVES WHY ISN’T IT WATER LIKE AQUA-RIUS HELLO”

pisces: “I guess I’m funny. I care for people a lot but when it comes to them needing help, idk how to help bc I’m a piece of shit! But I’m a pretty good listener. In relationships I think I’m a pretty good partner bc I give it my all but I can be a piece of shit.”

The two sides of Hobi

An actual flower. Bringing smiles and light to everyone who is lucky enough to look at him. Or he can be legit DADDY. A man who could cause your ovaries to explode and bring sexual confusion to any straight male.

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Then you got DADDY Hobi….He legit becomes the sexiest thing in the world.  Don’t ask me how he does it he just does…and I thank him for that.  

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***Can you believe we have to go through a 3 month hiatus until we get new episodes again? What to do on Mondays from now on? Well, I know it is not the same but how about reading some amazing Malec fics? Because there simply can’t be enough Malec love out there and somehow it makes the wait to see these two back on our screens a bit more bearable if you ask me.

Anyway, I hope you gonna enjoy this 4th edition as much as the previous ones. Again, a huge thank you to everyone who left notes and/or told me how much they enjoyed these recs. It’s very much appreciated, so yes, if you want me to continue doing this, let me know, okay? Have fun reading!***


KISS WITH A FIST by @clockworkswans [ M | AU | 225k | WIP | Kiss With A Fist universe #1 ]

When agent Alec Lightwood is given his first kill hit, he doesn’t expect much trouble. Of course, he also doesn’t expect it to be a cheerful assassin who lands him in a whole load of trouble.
Enter Magnus Bane: an assassin turned thief who reluctantly teams up with Alec - and The Clave - after he pisses off a very important and powerful crime boss, Valentine Morgenstern.
In a world of violence and unjust laws, can the two put aside their differences and work together?
Aka: in which Alec is sent to kill Magnus, doesn’t, and then really wishes he had. (but not really).


WILD LIFE by @crazyellephantrambles [ not rated | AU | 69k | complete ]

Alec Lightwood likes to go on road trips. He doesn’t pick up hitchhikers. But the one time he does, it’s Magnus. He’s in for an adventure or maybe even fall in love.


ANYTHING by @baneismyexistence [ M | 36.2k | complete | Anything verse #1 ]

Magnus would do anything for Alec, and Alec doesn’t know what to do with that.


EVERYTHING by @baneismyexistence [ M | 70k | complete | Anything verse #2 ]

With Valentine still at large, a crisis threatens to split the Shadow World in two, testing the loyalties of everyone on both sides of the line. But choosing between duty and honor, family and love is never easy, especially when war is on the horizon.


AND YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MINE TOO by @magicandarchery [ E | AU | 10.4k | WIP ]

New graduates and best friends Magnus and Alec have both graduated from the University of Idris with top honors. Graduation and family expectations, however, carved out two very different paths for their lives.

Making the age-old promise on graduation night to get married if they were still single by thirty had been an easy agreement to make. There was no chance it would, or even could, ever possibly happen. It simply wasn’t legal.

When Magnus coincidentally re-enters Alec’s life eight years later, each are confronted with the unsettled reality of their lives, and the rekindling of long-buried feelings for the other. They decide to reinstate the promise they had made as motivation to get back into the dating scene.

But can they push aside their own feelings for each other as they go on this journey of finding true love?

Or: the “Single by 30” Malec AU that nobody asked for.


STAR WARS: A SEARCH FOR JUSTICE by @sweetillusionketz [ M | AU | 9.8k | WIP ]

After the MORTAL WAR that wiped out the JEDI ORDER and the reconstruction of THE CLAVE to govern the galaxy, military force, THE CIRCLE, has been monitoring planets for any trace of remaining intergalactic terrorism and obliterating possible threats under the name of peace. Each strike leaves death and destruction behind.

Former Senator, General Luke Garroway, leads the DOWNWORLDER RESISTANCE, a counterpoint to the Circle, in hope of finding enough evidence of abuse of power to dismantle the organisation and restore real peace and justice to the galaxy.

In order to do so, Luke has sent Izzy Lightwood, his most daring pilot, and the mysterious Magnus Bane to search for survivors of the last attack…


FANTASY by @theonetruenorth [ E | PWP | 3.5k | complete | Shadowhunters Headcanons #20 ]

“Mhmm,” Magnus hummed as they broke apart and he rocked his hips minutely, the slight movement enough to make them both shiver. “This is getting dangerously close to one of my fantasies, so maybe we should stop, if you don’t want this to go any further.”

“What fantasy?” Alec murmured, craning his neck up again to brush his lips against Magnus’ but the warlock teasingly moved just out of reach.

“Well,” Magnus started, looking at Alec through half-closed eyes and with a hint of a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth, “I have never had sex inside the Institute.”


BLUE EXTRAVAGANCE by Hobbit69 [ E | AU | 27.8k | complete | Blue Steel Series #5 ]

When Detective Alexander Lightwood-Bane is called to the site of a bizarre murder, he doesn’t expect to recognize the victim, but that’s exactly what happens. Alec met the wealthy entrepreneur at an event with his husband, the flamboyant and enormously wealthy Magnus Lightwood-Bane. When a second victim is found, Alec and his partner, Jace Herondale, realize that their killer has a “type.” Unfortunately, Magnus just so happens to fit that type.


IT’S TIME TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY, BROTHER DEAREST by @themagnusbane [ E | AU | 83.4k | complete ]

Magnus Bane is a famous stripper, used to pretty boys falling in love with him after one dance. The feeling is hardly ever mutual. But when he meets the freshly turned twenty-one year old Alec lightwood, he can’t take his eyes off him, and they find themselves in love quicker than they expected.


WE CAN SOLVE THIS TOGETHER by @softshumjr [ E | AU | 58.9k | WIP ]

Alec and Magnus have been friends since high school. They both love each other but are afraid to say anything because they believe the other one doesn’t feel the same way and it’ll ruin their friendship.

Alec and Jace are working on an overdose case and are stuck. Can Magnus be the one to help them solve the case?


UNKISS ME by @sweetillusionketz [ G | AU | 11.3k | complete ]

Magnus Bane loved New York. I mean, what other city in the world held Christmas raves?

He especially loved it when he managed to convince Ragnor and Catarina to join him. Spending time with your chosen family during the holidays was the best thing in the world.

The only thing that could make it even better, however, would be getting to know that very attractive stranger that just wouldn’t take his eyes off Magnus. Tall, dark and handsome was just what Magnus wanted to end his amazing night.

All he needed was an opportunity and it came, in the form of a well-placed mistletoe.


MERRY CHRISTMAS, DOCTOR LIGHTWOOD by @softdaddario [ T | AU | 3.1k | complete ]

Magnus Bane agreed to volunteer at a children’s hospital on Christmas Eve, wanting to help make sure the kids got the most wonderful evening. Turned out the kids weren’t the only one who were gonna have a merry Christmas, Magnus realised when he met the young Doctor Lightwood during his time at the hospital.


MERRY CHRISTMAS, ALEXANDER by @slaymemakoto [ E | PWP | 1.8k | complete ]

A one shot in which Alec gets the living daylights fucked out of him and Magnus is sure that everyone in the building is aware of exactly what Christmas Eve activities the pair are indulging in.


JUST WHAT I NEED by @alyxhavok [ T | 3.6k | complete ]

Magnus has a surprise for Alec, and the rest of his family…


YOU PROTECTED ME by @everydayisonfire [ E | PWP | 3k | complete ]

Post Winter-finale.
Inspired by this:

“anyways magnus totally had alec’s omamori with him that’s how he managed to be safe”


IT’S CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT, AND SOMETHING EVIL’S LURKING IN THE DARK by @lightwoodlesbians [ G | AU | 1.8k | complete ]

or, the ’i sneaked into this huge house party for some free alcohol but you asked me how i knew the host and the first excuse i could think of was that i’m dating their sibling, so i basically just lied to you about going out with you’ au


LET’S PLAY by @laurenkmyers [ E | 2.5k | complete ]

Malec’s first date gets sexy. Expect semi-public pool table sex.


IF YOU CAN’T FIND THE ONE BEING HUSTLED IN THE POOL HALL… by @quitemagicalbane [ G | 328 | complete ]

“Make the shot then.”
“Okay.”
“Okay.”
“Okay.”
“Okay, so make it.”


THUNDER’S GETTING LOUDER by @spanglepup [ E | 6.4k | complete | The Boundless Saga #3 ]

For once in his life, Alec decides to take something for himself. He forgets that everything comes with a cost.


THE IMPORTANCE OF PANCAKES by @lecrit [ T | 2.2k | complete ]

Based on the prompt: “I would like a cute Alec and Magnus day in where they cuddle and talk a bit about the future and a second scene where it’s the future and they have their two sons”


WAKE ME GENTLY by @ithilien-writes [ E | 1.7k | complete ]

Magnus rarely (if ever) wakes before Alec, but this time he has… intentions.


FIRST TIME ALEC TOPS by @theonetruenorth [ E | 1.9k | complete | Shadowhunters Headcanons #9 ]

Somehow, they end up with Alec flat on his back and Magnus straddling him, his hands cradling Alec’s jaw while his tongue explores the nephilim’s mouth. It’s a slow, lazy, and unhurried kiss. The kind of kiss that says ‘there isn’t anywhere else I would rather be right now’ and ‘I want to explore every inch of your body’ and ‘I love you’.


CHAIN YOU UP by WholockedHunter [ E | 3.6k | complete ]

Magnus and Alec are having some kinky sex …


CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU by @deepbutdazzlingdarkness [ E | PWP | 2.1k | complete | The Thirst Is Real #3 ]

If Magnus were more alert, he probably would’ve recognized the obvious signs of someone being in the loft: the boots by the front door, the leather jacket laying on the couch, the empty wine glass sitting on his drink cart, but as it is, he doesn’t notice anything off until he’s standing right in front of his bedroom door and realizes the light is on.


I NEED YOU SO MUCH CLOSER by @deepbutdazzlingdarkness [ E | 5.2k | complete | The Thirst Is Real #4 ]

Work has been keeping Alec and Magnus apart for a couple of weeks and once they finally see each other again, Alec can barely control himself.

AKA the first time they have sex at the Institute. Also the first time they say “I love you”.


DANCE IN THE DARK by @deepbutdazzlingdarkness [ E | 2.7k | complete | The Thirst Is Real #5 ]

After a particularly hard day at work, Magnus helps Alec relieve some tension.


NO PLACE FOR A HERO by @one100suns [ M | 20.4k | complete | Battle Scars #3 ]

For Magnus and Alec, navigating their relationship is hard enough without outside forces trying to tear them a part. Quite literally in some cases.


PRESSED UP AGAINST YOU, EVERYTHING IS OKAY by @matsdaddario [ E | 3.6k | complete | Lovely Firsts #2 ]

It’s new, this feeling like even though everything is falling apart that this part of his world makes sense. He likes it, wants to keep it.

“Hi,” he breathes. Magnus stands in front of him, and Alec can’t help himself, doesn’t want to stop himself, from leaning down that little bit to capture Magnus’s mouth with his own.


I SEE FIRE by @lecrit [ M | AU | 12.1k | complete ]

There was one simple and unique rule about being friends with Magnus and Alec: never, ever, no matter the circumstances, not even if you were drunk as an armada of skunks, engage into a debate about pop culture with either of them, and especially not the both of them.


TRUST ME by @sweetillusionketz [ T | AU | 18.5k | complete ]

Magnus Bane has a problem with that arrogant brat that keeps showing his face to every important street race in the city. Damn Jace Lightwood and his annoying habit of winning even though he’s just a stupid high school boy. That’s insulting.

Fuck Jace. But more importantly, fuck his sweet looking older brother, who just happen to not have the slightest idea of who Magnus is. If everything goes according to plan, Magnus will have put Jace back to his insignificant place and gotten lucky with a gorgeous oblivious guy.

Perfect plan is perfect. Nothing could go wrong.

Happy Birthday @myrmmidon!!

well as usual idk what i’m doing so what even is this LOL but let’s just continue to descend into JouKai hell yeah?

She’s Mine

HAPPY SMUT SUNDAY! 

Daryl Dixon x Reader | Smut Warning | 18+ Only | NSFW |

Request: Hello, first I want to write is that your stories are awfully cute. (I have to admit that you’re doing the best for the Imagine Daryl). Well, I thought, since I’m not so much experience in TWD, because I was in the fifth series. I love stupid crap Merle. Brother Daryl. It occurred to me that the reader will have to suffer the stupid crap Merle and Daryl she stands up, well obviously, Smut. I do not know, it’s a proposal, but I think you would have to grapple with it, I believe you can do it.

Summary: Season 1 Era. Before the pilot and before Merle is left on the roof. Daryl and his brother Merle keep to the outskirts of the camp, Reader is interested in Daryl and starts to try and act friendly toward him, only to end up dealing with Merle constantly hitting on her and trying to grab on her. Daryl finally has enough and tells Merle off. Smut ensues. Daryl claims her. 

(Season 1 Daryl is so fun and Drunk Merle was also fun to write lol. Enjoy!)

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Y/N stared across the way as she absent mindedly helped Carol and Andrea fold laundry. You had just pulled all the clean clothes of the line and were now going to work making sure everyone’s laundry was folded and given back to them. “Woman’s work”, as Lori would call it. You were never the type for, “woman’s work,” but you played along because you were grateful the group had taken you in after the end of the world.

Your eyes haze over as your hands work on their own and you focus in on the man who had your eye from the minute you had found these people, Daryl Dixon. He had piercing blue eyes and a glare that just about knocked the breath out of you every time he sent it your way.

You smile to yourself as your eyes run down his dirt covered rippling muscled arms, over to his big barrel chest that unfortunately was covered with a red and white cut off flannel shirt. You imagined yourself popping open each button until his full form was revealed in front of you. You looked down his legs and stared at the button of his jean. You bite your lip as you imagine popping it open, sliding them down, and setting free his cock. You rub your legs together imagining what it would feel like pushing into you making you cry out for more.

Your thoughts were interrupted by a throat clear. You snap eyes over and realize it is Carol’s voice. Carol and Andrea stand there grinning to themselves.

“Why don’t you go on over and say hello? You know you want to.” Carol nodded her knowing eyes your way.

“What about laundry duty?” You ask.

“We got it. You go. Have fun.” Andrea winks at you.

Your face turns a little read and you smile sheepishly for a moment, before taking a deep breath of confidence, turning your heels and walking quickly across the camp. You made a beeline for Daryl and Merle’s setup which was all the way across the camp and way to the back, a few yards away from everyone else. They had two tents set up side by side, with their own fire pit in front of it and an old broken down car to block potential random walkers who could come out of the woods behind the camp.

You dig your heels harder into the dirt as you walk toward him. You smile when you see him hard at work chopping wood, sweat glistening on his skin, radiating him in the bright sunlight. Merle was drinking a beer watching his brother work away, not even offering to help. You scoffed at Merle, you really didn’t like him. He was always so rude and always trying to hit on Andrea when she clearly hated him. He was one of those men you knew all too well back in the real world. Seems that those were the only kind of men who survived now, but not Daryl; Daryl was different.

You watch as Daryl’s toned arms lifted over his head, as he squared his feet, wiggling his hips a little, before slamming the blade down into the wood below. The wood split swiftly in two and dropped to the ground on either side of the big wooden stump. He breathed heavily as he reached down, grabbed another log, and repeated his actions. He grabbed another log and was about to raise his arms in the air to swing again, when he noticed you approaching their camp.

His harsh eyes looked up your body, slower than usual, making them to yours and piercing into your soul, “What is it, sunshine?” He asked with attitude.

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Political Animals-Part 14

This is an A/B/O AU.  You are the Omega artist daughter of Naomi Novak, a world-class heart surgeon who is running for Mayor of New York City.  After a meeting where your mother’s advisers call you a “liability”, she tells you that if you don’t do as your told she will cut you off.  You storm out and wind up in a bar a few blocks away.

The hottest Alpha you have EVER laid eyes on with a scent so mouthwatering you’re practically drooling offers to buy you a drink.  It’s just a drink, right? What do you have to lose? Only everything.

Characters: Omega! Reader, Beta! Naomi Novak, Alpha! Castiel Novak, Omega! Meg Novak, Claire Novak, Jimmy Novak, Alpha! Sam Winchester, Beta! Dean Winchester, Alpha! John Winchester, Omega! Jo Harvelle

Big thanks to @moansmisha  for letting me use some of her ideas from this post.

Master List

Part 1 (all parts are linked)

Parts in bold are text messages

I was eating breakfast one morning while Sam was out for a run when my cell rang.  It was Meg.  “Your gonna want to turn on Channel 6, Y/N.  It’s about you.”

“Hi to you too, Meg,” I said, amused. “Thanks for the heads up.”

I turned on Channel 6 and my good mood instantly evaporated.  They were airing highlights of a press conference of my mother’s.

“Dr. Novak, are you aware that your daughter is rumored to have married Sam Winchester, John Winchester’s son?”

My mother sighed dramatically.  “My daughter has a history of letting men take advantage of her.  This is just the latest in a long line of poor choices.”

“Is it true you and Y/N are estranged?”

“My daughter chose Sam Winchester over her own family.  Now she’s living with the consequences of that choice.” My mom replied stiffly.

“Can you confirm the rumors that Y/N is pregnant?” The reporter asked. Mom blinked in surprise, clearly not expecting this question.

“I can’t comment on that, I’m sorry.”

I couldn’t listen anymore. I snapped the TV off in annoyance. When Sam got back, I was watching the whole press conference online and muttering under my breath angrily. “Twists the truth……”  “Makes everything about her.”

“So I don’t need to ask if you’ve seen it, then?” He said with a smirk.

I turned to him. “How would you feel about me doing an interview of my own to set the record straight about us and our relationship?”

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Movie Night

Summary: It’s movie night at the Gallaghers, and everyone gets their first glimpse of real affection between Ian and Mickey.

Word Count: 989

Notes: To the person who requested this, I hope your mom is pleased with it!! :)


It was a rainy Sunday night, which means it’s another movie night at the Gallagher household, and this week it was Carl’s turn to choose what film they were going to watch. The young delinquent chose The Italian Job, which is mainly

about theft— so of course Carl chose it.

Fiona was curled up on one of the couches with Debbie, Carl, and Liam; they had set up a bunch of blankets to cover them so it was super comfortable. Kev and V were cuddled on top of each other on the recliner. On the other couch, Mandy was sitting on Lip’s lap, while on the other side, Ian and Mickey sat side by side.

About two months ago, everyone had found out about Ian and Mickey’s relationship, but they haven’t seen a whole lot of physical affection shown by either of the boys. From what the Gallaghers, Kev, V, and Mandy have seen, sometimes it was hard for them to believe Ian and Mickey were even together.

“C’mon, c’mon, c’mon!” Debbie said in an enthusiastic tone. “I want to watch it!”

Veronica let out a small chuckle. “Me too, sweetie. If Mark Wahlberg’s in it, I’m so fuckin’ down for it,” she said and playfully stuck her tongue out as Fiona hummed in agreement. Kev just rolled his eyes and ignored his wife’s comment.

Fiona laughed and then took the remote to press the play button. “Okay. Here we go, everybody lee your mouths shut.” Doing as the eldest sister says, everyone silences and cuddles into the person their next to.

Ian and Mickey link their hands together under the blanket that they’re sharing. They’re leaning on each other as well, but that doesn’t say much about being a couple. A lot of the time, Ian wishes that they were more open— and Mickey secretly does as well— but it’s hard for Mickey to get used to the idea of love, and Ian understands that.

Within the first twenty minutes of the movie, Mandy starts snoring, which is when the private couple gets even closer to each other. Being that Mickey wants to kill him sister for being such an obnoxious sleeper, he needs something to distract him, and that is Ian.

As Ian noticed how close their bodies were, he takes a chance and twines their legs together, and puts his arm around Mickey’s waist. Surprisingly, Mickey doesn’t fight it. The Milkovich boy leans his hand on Ian’s shoulder and breaths in his scent.

Eventually the people in the room became completely silent, causing Ian and Mickey to slowly forget the presence of them. If no one’s around they can be as lovey dovey as they want, right?

Mickey huffs breath and leans his head in towards his boyfriend’s face. Ian moves his arm so that it is propped atop of Mickey’s shoulders, and he runs his hand through the boy’s dark hair. Mickey then reaches for Ian’s free hand and soothingly rubs his thumb in circles.

Finally, Mickey connect their lips. The boys wound up making out like two teenagers in love— which they were two teenagers in love, they just got accustomed to being a little mature for their age in this town. Their tongues are twisting and their hearts are pounding. Ian runs his hands through Mickey’s hair down to the center of his back— holding him tightly. He props Mickey onto his lap so the boy is straddling him. As Mickey finds his place, he brings his hands up to cup Ian’s face.

Suddenly, breaking them from their moment, was a whistle from Lip. He was laughing at the two boys in a loving way. “Shit, man! Never thought I’d see that,” he snorted.

Mickey nervously hopped to Ian’s side and shoved his face in the redheads neck. This was fucking embarrassing, but the other boy didn’t seem to think that. Ian was just trying to choke back a laugh.

Mandy started laughing as well. She shoved her face into Lip’s shirt to choke it back. She then got up to speak. “Disgusting motherfuckers,” Mandy scrunched up her nose. “It is fucking weird seeing my brother all over my boyfriend.”

Mickey shot up and threw a pillow in his sister’s face. “He’s not your boyfriend, bitch!”

“Holy fuck!” Kevin said. He pumped a triumphant fist in the air for Ian’s sake. “Good for you, man. At least we know you actually get some now.” The statement made Veronica hit her husband upside the head.

“Oh, I definitely get some,” Ian smirked.

Debbie started giggling and everyone looked at her with a cocked eyebrow. She was practically beaming at the two tangled up boys who were sitting on the couch. “You guys are so f’ing cute!” Debbie squealed.

“I think it’s cool,” Carl said without much emotion. Mickey was blushing so badly at everything that was being said.

V nodded. “I agree. I mean, I thought that Ian was nuts for wanting to date the dirtiest white boy in America, but I don’t know. You kinda grew on me, Mickey.” Fiona laughed at her best friends words.

“He isn’t dirty—” Ian started, but Mickey cut him off with a response to Veronica.

“Wow. Nice to know I fit your standards, bitch.” He spoke with no malice, but to get to the point, he chucked the finger as well.

Fiona started waving her hands for everyone to surrender for a moment. “Alright, alright. Leave the lovebirds alone,” she winked. She had finally started to accept the relationship between Mickey and her brother. “Let’s get back to the movie.”

Everyone was still snickering, but in reality, they were all glad to see Mickey Milkovich be so caring towards Ian. For fuck’s sake, Mandy hadn’t see this side of her brother since they were young. It was just nice for Mandy and everyone else to know that both boys had someone to love and care for them.

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>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city.
>don’t know why the guards let him in.
>figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over.
>Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing.
>Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent.
>I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city.
>Dragon shows up.
>Ohthankthegods.
>Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon.
>End of my worries.
>He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul.
>According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself.
>Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust.
>Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible.
>Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards.
>He leaves without a word.
>Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him…

Stiles and Lydia → Season 4

“Lydia look at me, don’t listen. Okay, don’t listen to it. Focus on my voice, alright? Don’t listen to it block it out, okay? Lydia…”

I don’t want anyone to take this bad, and I know there are people out there who will probably give me grief.

But with the whole “Im Jaebum is homophobic” and before anyone claims that I’m not well educated on the matter, I have looked at it and honestly, I do believe that this boy struggles with expressing himself. After spending a few months watching their reality shows and making of’s, as well as the V-app, Jaebum is the type of person who becomes shy easily but doesn’t really know how to show emotion quite well, he’s quite reserved.

Him stating that ‘he like’s girls so don’t misunderstand’, I don’t blame him, he knows that people write about him having intercourse with other male idols and throw NSFW gay fanart in his, and his members faces at every opportunity some fans get, which can make ANYONE uncomfortable, I’m not surprised he keeps having to bring it up or state that he’s not gay.

It must be really frustrating, especially in a country where this kind of thing isn’t really all that accepted, his image is important for his job because many people would frown upon it and it could jeopardize everything he has worked for until now and it must be really frustrating for his family too.

I know that most idols do go through this and I know there are idols who don’t react the same way, but not every person has the same personality or can handle people labeling them something they’re not.

Again, I don’t want anyone to take offence to what I’m saying or assume that I’m homophobic because I’m not. I’m just trying to state that there are two sides to every coin and that not everyone really understands what it’s like to be in someone else’s shoes.

I truly do believe that if he was homophobic, he wouldn’t have spent so many years sharing a bed with Youngjae, or “cuddling him like a teddy bear”. I think he, like many others, just doesn’t want people to misunderstand because people don’t know how this kind of thing can affect someone who comes from a country such as Korea or is as famous as an idol.

Married to a Monster - five

Paring: kaiXreader, minseokXreader

Word Count: 2.1k

Summary: You are forced into a marriage with your once love/childhood best friend. Although, you don’t love him anymore and are disgusted with having to marry him. After driving yourself to suicide twice, you know you can’t ever fix things with him but even though, you push forward for the happiness of your parents who are still grieving the loss of your older sister.

Notes: This series will contain talk of suicide, self-harm, abuse, death and possibly more. This series will also have smut, but chapters will be rated [m] accordingly.

Originally posted by divinekai


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He shrugged, “I’m not letting you push me away again. I know you’re overwhelmed and I’m scared what it could do to you. I care about you too much so whether you like it or not, you’re important to me and I’m going to protect you.”

“Even from Kai?”

He sighed, “I doubt you have to worry about that anymore… but yes, even from Kai.”

You looked away from him and pressed your face into his chest, “I wish it was you.”

“Wish what was me?”

“I wish you would have been the one I was arranged to marry instead of Kai.”


“Y/N,” Minseok said gently. He started to say something but he stopped. He proceeded to do that several times before saying, “I’m sorry it couldn’t turn out the way you wanted… but I won’t leave your side.”

“I know. It’s just not the same,” you said sadly.

And it wasn’t. You would love to have been trapped in a room with Minseok for the duration of the trip. Well, you wouldn’t have been trapped then. You imagined you would have gone sightseeing with him and wouldn’t mind looking like a happily married couple even if it would have been arranged. Maybe the two of you could have fallen in love.

The pair of you would have had a happier story than you and Kai. There couldn’t be love between you and Kai. You couldn’t be happy.

One of the worst parts of being married to Kai meant you would never have children. Your parents would certainly expect and encourage you to have children in the coming years but you knew that the only possible way for you to have a child with Kai was for your parents to force you into a fertility clinic and forcefully artificially inseminate you. There was no chance of you sleeping with Kai. It was something you wanted when you were younger, sure. Not anymore. The thought made you shiver.

“You look upset,” Minseok caressed your cheek with his warm hand. “Want me to tell you a secret?”

You raised an eyebrow, “A secret?”

He nodded with a goofy smile, “I was going to surprise you, but you seem flustered and I want to help.”

What could Minseok possibly surprise you with? “I’m listening.”

“I know that you and Kai have to move into a house together.”

You rolled your hand at him, gesturing for him to tell you more.

“It’s somewhere special.”

You groaned, “Minnie! Stop being so cryptic and tell me!”

His smile still hadn’t left his face, “You’ve been blessed with three very attentive and fun neighbors.”

What was he talking about?

He laughed at your confused look, “Kai knew that it would be hard on you to… well, to live with him so he got a house in the neighborhood that all of the guys live in. Jongdae, Baekhyun, and I are right next door.”

“You’re lying,” you whispered as you prayed that he wasn’t.

With a ruffle of your hair he shook his head, “You silly girl, I already told you I don’t lie to you. Why would I make this up?”

“To get my hopes up and so I’d be more pleasant to Kai on this trip.”

He poked your cheek, “I resent that. I would never manipulate you like that. Your trust in me is something I value which is why you should trust me when I say that we’re neighbors. If you don’t believe me though, I’m sure you’ll learn soon enough when Baekhyun is over at your house twenty-four seven annoying you.”

Baekhyun wasn’t one of the boys that you knew very well, in fact, Jongdae and Minseok were the only ones that you really talked to but you had seen the others and knew their names by now.

“Don’t look so freaked out. Baekhyun is a complete opposite of what I’m sure you’re expecting. He won’t be mean to you in the slightest. In fact, the worst thing he’ll do is drive you to insanity.”

You found yourself laughing at Minseok’s words as you pressed yourself back into his chest, “Thank you.”

“For what?”

“Being you.”

“Anything for you,” he whispered as he kissed the top of your head. “Think about thanking Kai too, it was his idea.”

You closed your eyes tightly as you thought that thanking Kai might make you implode. ‘Hey, used to be Jongin now named Kai? Thanks for letting us move in next to your friends that saved me from committing suicide when you told me to’. Yeah, not going to happen.

He rubbed your hair gently, “Time heals all wounds.”

“And if it doesn’t?” you wondered.

“Then Minseok will heal them.”

You laughed, “What did I do to deserve you?”

“You were just you,” he simply said as you guys fell into a comfortable silence and stayed cuddled until the sky grew dark and stars began to show through the large windows in your room.


Minseok stirred when the door to your and Kai’s suite was lightly pushed open. The suite was dark, but from where Kai stood in the open door, Minseok could see him as the light poured into the room.

You were sound asleep with your head in Minseok’s lap and it made Kai raise an eyebrow as he came into the room and softly shut the door behind him.

“Don’t worry, she’s out like a light,” Minseok said in a normal tone. “I doubt she’ll be waking up anytime soon. My guess is she hasn’t gotten good sleep in a while.”

Kai walked over and sat near Minseok on the large couch, looking down at you. “Thank you,” he said simply.

Minseok looked at his friend, “Don’t be all too offended. She needs a friend and a safe place, Kai. You made the right decision by moving next to us. Once she feels safe, I’m sure she’ll come around.”

Kai sighed and shifted his legs. “I feel like I’ve broken her beyond repair and that I can never make up for it. I’m sure she thinks this marriage is my way of torturing her further… but you know it’s not. I’ve had two years to think about how I was towards her for four years and I can’t help but hate myself. I don’t know how to repent, I don’t know how to fix this.

The aura in the air around Kai was always heavy. Kai knew he had been a despicable person for four years of his life… and towards someone he never should have been. He was filled with nothing from regret and while he didn’t want to marry you, he thought that maybe he could fix things now. The reason he didn’t want to marry you, was no fault of yours – but a fault of his. He wanted you to have a happy life with a man you loved, and he knew that wasn’t him.

It was different for Kai. He was unsure of his feelings towards you since he had spent two years keeping his distance, but he knew that you were important.

The three of you being Kai, you and your sister Hani had grown up together. While you had two years between Kai and Hani, you guys were inseparable. They didn’t leave you out like other older kids tended to do and Kai knew that made you happy – although then, he went by Jongin. A name that sent chills through his body when he reminisced on being called that.

Kai knew he had the two most beautiful girls by his side as he grew older as everyone always commented on his good fortune. He wasn’t sure exactly how you both felt about him, but he had very distinct feelings for the both of you. It was confusing to deal with his varying emotions around the two of you, but he tried his best.

He couldn’t bare most of his memories anymore as they would just fill him with sadness. Losing Hani was the worst and after that had happened, something in him clicked and one thing after another happened until eventually, he pushed you out of his life.

He knew that when Hani died that he should have protected you. You should have gone through your grieving together but he couldn’t even look at you without breaking apart.

You called him a monster and he knew it was true, he had turned into a monster. Drugs, parties, and sex coated his life in ways he knew Hani would disapprove with but he didn’t care.

Now, he flinched at the memory as his friend placed a hand on his shoulder, “It will take time, Kai.”

“Is time enough to fix what I’ve done?”

“Well, it’s more than time. You need the perfect mix of all the things she yearns for. She needs safety, happiness, love, respect, and trust to get better. I know we have been friends longer than I’ve been friends with her, Kai, but she is extremely important to me. I want her happiness and it’s not going to be easy to undo all you have done,” Minseok said, looking down at your peaceful sleeping body. “She won’t forgive you easily… and she shouldn’t.”

With a deep breath, Kai looked at you. “I know. I wouldn’t feel right if she forgave me easily. I just, I don’t know what to do, hyung.”

“Like I’ve told you and her now, I don’t have all the answers. Fuck, if we weren’t friends, I would have bashed your head in to help fix the situation. I don’t know how to help her heal and I don’t know how to help you repent. You fucked up, Kai. Just be persistent in your kindness and we will see where that gets us.” Kai could see that his friend Minseok was exhausted too. Minseok and Jongdae spent years picking up the pieces of you that Kai had broken and he couldn’t be any more thankful to them but he knew it wasn’t enough. He didn’t just ruin his relationship with you but his relationship with his two slightly older friends, Jongdae and Minseok.

A monster was just what Kai knew he was. You regarded his friends as so but that wasn’t the case. He had gotten him into the life that he had lived so they were only monsters to you due to what he had exposed them all to. He showed them the drugs and parties.

He was struggling to live his life knowing he had fucked up everyone around him in his process of self-destruction.

Hani’s death had turned the whole world upside down and the only person he blamed himself for that now, was himself.

“I don’t want her sleeping on the couch,” Kai said gently, looking at his friend.

Minseok nodded, “I’ll carry her to the bed.”

Kai wished it could be him. Kai wished you would be asleep in his lap the way you sometimes did when you were younger. He wished he could lift your body up with his arms and carry you to bed, laying you down gently the way he watched Minseok do now.

The way you looked in Minseok’s arms made Kai angry but at nobody other than himself. Minseok carried you easily, caressing you as he laid you down and covered you up. He planted a kiss on your forehead and Kai once again, wished that was him. Minseok got to be close to you in ways that Kai had dreamed of.

As Minseok tucked you in, one of your hands reached out towards Minseok as you mumbled his name and with a smile, Minseok squeezed your hand before letting go and walking over to where Kai was standing by the couch watching the two of you. Kai wished you felt half the way about him as you felt about Minseok.

“Are you going to sleep on the couch?” Minseok asked hesitantly.

Kai closed his eyes tightly and sighed, “Of course I am, hyung. You don’t have to worry, I know my boundaries.”

Minseok licked his lips and looked off into the distance awkwardly, “I have to protect her, Kai.”

“Not from me,” Kai said but as quickly as the words left his mouth he knew he was wrong. He knew he was wrong because Minseok indeed had to protect you from him, he spent four years of his life protecting you from Kai. Now, things were different though. He couldn’t tell Minseok not to worry that there was nothing to be afraid of now because he knew Minseok would still worry. While Kai conditioned you to hate him, he also inadvertently conditioned two of his best friends to protect you from himself.

Even if things were different now, he knew the two boys would always look out for you. Minseok watched Kai carefully but said nothing in response as Minseok’s expression spoke enough for the both of them. While Minseok knew Kai was more reformed now, it didn’t take away the past.

“I’ll protect her from me too,” Kai said sadly as he looked over at your curled up body on the bed watching as you said Minseok’s name in a small and sad voice while you slept.


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a/n: i hope you guys are enjoying so far! let me know if you are enjoying. I love to hear what you all think 😊. also, for the sake of the story, imagine that our exo boys are all around the same age. Minseok being not much more than a year older than kai. their age order still applies just all born around the same time.