I need a fic where Supergirl and Livewire exchange hate mail regularly…
Kara randomly just receives a postcard from hawaii or new zealand or france saying: Saw you get beat up on the news… your form is off… coming for ya blondie…
Livewire always hangs around long enough to get return mail, usually on the back of a gaudy greeting card that Kara found in some back alley gift shop, filled with a really bad pun and a quip about Supergirl being in top shape…
Then once a year, they meet up… beat the absolute crap out of each other, then part ways…
2 weeks later, Kara receives another postcard from Tahiti… bet you wish you were here instead of in a hospital bed… that was a nasty fall you took… shame you’re bulletproof…
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Happy New Year’s Eve, everyone! 2016 hasn’t been the best in many, many ways, including my writing. It’s been an extremely stressful year between school, college apps, and more, uh, global issues, and as a result I’ve spent less time on tumblr, less time talking to you guys, and definitely less time writing. Regardless, I managed to get 73,980 words written, which, while not nearly as many as last time, is still pretty good for this Hell Year. So here’s a huge thank you to everyone who’s continued to support me and read my writing. I love and appreciate you and your kind words so, so much, and here’s a roundup of the fics I managed to get out this year:
A Different Kind of Alpha Derek regains his footing and stands over the man, who can’t be more than twenty. He has brown hair and what might be moles, but it’s hard to tell past the layer of blood and grime he’s covered in. At the very least, Derek’s sure they’ve never met before.
The man looks up at him with wide eyes, his entire body trembling.
“I’m Derek Hale,” Derek begins again, letting his eyes bleed red to make his point. “Alpha of the-”
The man cuts him off once more, this time by passing out. From the looks of him, it’s a wonder it didn’t happen sooner.
In which Stiles is kidnapped by the alpha pack and manages to escape after two months of torture, only to end up on the territory of yet another alpha. Luckily for him, it turns out to be one Derek Hale, who definitely got more than he bargained for when he went to investigate a strange noise.
In a society where the werewolves have been enslaved by the humans, Derek has had enough owners to know who the real monsters are. He’s also had enough to know not to trust a word out of Stiles’ mouth, no matter how nice an act he puts on.The only thing that’s kept Derek going for all these years is guilt. Now, though, he has a mission that might just allow him to set some of this right.
If only he can get away from Stiles.
In which Derek’s been abused all his life, Stiles just wants to show him he’s not like his past owners, and they’ve both got a plan. The only question is, whose is more flawed?
Pack Human Things and Star Wars Slings In a fit of desperation, though it’s more likely to result in Stiles’ hand being bitten off than anything else, he flings out an arm to shove the hulking hellhound away. Well, at least he tries to. What actually happens is that his forearm barely makes it six inches off the ground before weakly flopping back down, sending pain shooting up his arm.
Fuck, what did this thing do to his shoulder?
Stiles cries out incoherently, trying to get someone’s attention. No one else shows up, though, and a moment later the creature looms even closer, and looks him right in the eyes. Oh, good. At least this whole thing is satisfying for someone. Right as Stiles is about to tear his gaze away and try to come to terms with his own mortality in a matter of seconds, the monster’s eyes flash blue. Stiles doesn’t think he’s ever been so relieved in his life.
“Not a monster,” he slurs, mostly to himself. “J’st Derek. Thank fuck.”
‘Stiles dislocates his shoulder in battle and Derek has to reset it’ au
Perhaps the worst part of this whole situation, worse than the torture and the pain and the desperation, is that Stiles is here to watch it all.
Well, not Stiles. Not really.
Derek realized long ago that the man before him is only a hallucination, a horrible trick conjured up by his lonely, strained, pitiful mind. He supposes some small part of himself finds the idea of Stiles being here comforting. For the rest of him? It’s torture. Well, torture on torture. It’s almost too much, the way Not-Stiles looks at him with those big, brown eyes, like he’s sad and angry and hopeless all at once.
Derek knows the feeling.
In which Derek is kidnapped, and after a head injury, begins to hallucinate Stiles. It doesn’t take long for the hallucinations to go from a nuisance to Derek’s safe space, nor does it take long after Derek’s rescue for him to spill a secret to the real Stiles.
“Yeah,” he says, rolling his eyes. “You’re right, Stiles. Maybe it’d just be better if I was never born at all.”
“Hmm,” Stiles says. “Huh.” He starts talking to the ceiling again, and Derek’s seriously beginning to wonder if this guy escaped from Eichen. “You think that would work? Hmm. Yeah, I getcha. Alright.” He looks back at Derek. “You’ve got your wish.”
“You’ve never been born.“
“You’re crazy,” Derek huffs. “Absolutely out of your mind.”
“The jury’s still out on that one,” Stiles says, shrugging. “But I suggest you take a quick look in the mirror.”
Derek’s reluctant to look away from a potential hunter, but what he sees when he glances over is enough to make him full-on turn his back to the man. He staggers forward and grabs at the sink, using it to hold himself up.
His eyes are glowing gold.
Not red. Not even blue.
It’s a Wonderful Life AU in which Derek wishes he were never born, Stiles is angel who sets out to show him just how terrible that would be, and things turn out far better than anyone could’ve expected.
A Shelagh & Trixie friendship in 1963 pls pls pls with a cherry on top
Don’t ask me why I randomly thought about this at 2am and decided to make a post about it because I seriously don’t know (like why am I not asleep? I have class in the morning) but ANYWAY - if you’re bored, read this and hear me out..
I just had a thought: what if Extended Mind Palace Theory is real, but Sherlock is in so deep that TFP is John’s TAB, but still in Sherlock’s mind? Meaning Eurus shot John, he is brought to the hospital, it is understood that TFP is John’s. We see Sherlock make a huge display for John’s survival (Garridebs) hoping he’ll recover that gunshot to the eye. BUT none of that is real, because Sherlock is still in the hospital recovering from HIS OWN gunshot in HLV. They would both be mourning each other at the SAME TIME in alternate realities.
THAT’S THE DUPLICATE MAN CASE FROM TST.
“TWO PLACES AT ONCE”
“How can someone be in two places at once, and dead in one of them?”
That’s how. That’s the dual timeline we’ve been dancing around. Sherlock is “dead” in the real world, John is “dead” in the mind palace. Of course, love conquers all and they’ll survive.
Sherlock says he keeps going deeper and deeper.
This is why both theories work – they’re both true.
I’ll chew on my tinfoil hat if this isn’t how it goes in episode 4. It fits everything we’ve ever seen. Everything. Even John’s alibi post it note – Mary killed Magnussen in HLV. Sherlock isn’t awake to offer a statement. He’s too busy grieving John in his mind palace. Or he will be once E4 shows how Garridebs from TLD actually played out.
*in this series, Negan does not
have any wives except you, but they are still at the sanctuary.
You were more than upset with
Negan, not only had he paraded you around in front of your dad like some prize
that he had won, he had killed two people from his group and taken one man back
to the sanctuary with him. You didn’t like that he was exploiting your family,
leaving them with two dead members and next to nothing. No food, guns or
medical supplies, it wasn’t fair but you knew Negan had done it for you. The sanctuary
was running out of painkillers and vitamins in the stock, because you had to
take so many as pregnancy wasn’t treating you so well. You just felt bad that
you were practically stealing them from your family, even if you weren’t doing
I want you to in pain? No. Do I want something to happen to the baby or you?
No. Do I want you to become ill? No. So, oh beautiful wife of mine, you will
take that painkiller and be content as I go out and provide for you and our
You and Negan had been arguing
quite a bit for the past few weeks, you hated the way he was treating your
family. He knew it, but he couldn’t let up. If he did, they could fall out of
line and with his baby on the way, that was the last thing he needed to be
dealing with. You had been hanging out with a woman called Sherry who was
married to Dwight, one of Negan’s top guys. She had been helping you throughout
the pregnancy; having a woman to speak to about the baby was therapeutic. Unfortunately,
Negan didn’t understand half the things you had to deal with, but Sherry could
better recognize the struggles of being a mom in the apocalypse.
You had been explaining how bad
your morning sickness was getting, asking if she knew of anything that could
ease the pain when you saw Negan walking towards the barrier of the balcony,
looking down at everyone. They began to get on to one knee to bow to him and
the room went silent, all eyes on Negan, you not having bow with everyone else. He had told you that as far as he was
concerned you were equal to him and people should respect you as such, the
members of the sanctuary already knew that, being Negan’s wife it was a given
that they should hold you at the same place as Negan, above them all.
looked up at your husband, eyes widening when you saw who he had with him. You
could see Carl beside him with his white cloth eye patch and dad’s sheriff hat.
He looked directly at you, a small smile creeping up on his face before his
eyes wandered to your stomach, the smile falling off his faster than it came
on. He didn’t regard you as the enemy but he had to keep an eye on you, if
Negan could persuade you to leave your whole family behind to marry him, he
would use that power against you again.
“The saviors have gone out into
the world, fought the dead and come back with some really good stuff.” Negan
announced to the loyal followers, all still bowing down, showing respect to
him. “Some of that stuff can be yours, if you work hard and play by the rules.”
He briefly looked over at Carl, before turning back to the crowd. “Today, everybody
gets fresh vegetables at dinner, no points needed.” Everyone began to murmur amongst
themselves, while clapping at the announcement. Negan twisted around back to
Carl, saying something inaudible before shouting. “As you were!” he said,
walking away from the balcony.
He looked around the crowd, locking eyes with
you. He motioned you to come over to him, as Carl was trailing behind him. You followed
behind Carl, to yours and Negan’s room. Negan lead you both into the room,
before motioning Carl and you to sit. You sat next to Negan, faced towards
Carl. You felt like letting all your emotions out and running over to give Carl
a hug but you knew you couldn’t. “So, you two have a lot of catching up to do.
I’ll let you have your time, 10, 20 minutes, I’ll see how I feel.” He patted
your leg, before standing up and walking out of the room.
You looked over at
Carl, there was a large tension in the room, and you could both feel it. You
were both fighting for different sides, even if you were family. “How’s dad?”
you asked, in a quiet voice trying to start some sort of conversation. “How do
you think he is? He knows you’re alive, married and pregnant to the man who’s
taking everything from us Y/N?!” Carl began to get angry, he felt bad because
it wasn’t your fault but it was your husband doing it. “I’ve tried Carl! I told
him I didn’t want him taking stuff from you because you’re my family! He’s just
worried and stressed because of the baby, he just wants me to have everything I
need, and I can’t fault him for that! That is how a husband should treat his
wife!” you told him, becoming frustrated with Carl. “I understand that he
killed two of your group and I am sorry for that but I can’t sympathize with
you! I didn’t know them, I never met them. Your group killed a hell of a lot
more people from our group than Negan did. He only killed two, he could have
killed more. He doesn’t enjoy killing people, Carl! He had to do it to show you
all what happens if you don’t follow the rules.” You tried to explain, but Carl
wasn’t having it. He huffed, looking away from you.
“You have a baby sister.
Mom died giving birth to her, I had to put a bullet in her head to stop her
from turning. She’s a few months old.” You felt your eyes tearing up, a baby
what do you want from Santa this Christmas?” Your mother asked you, with your
dad recording on a video camera. “A little brother or sister! So, I can play
with them and sing them songs and take care of them!” you giggled, as your
mother and father looked at each other. “Looks like we need to get busy, darlin’”
“Oh my god, a baby sister?” you
asked, tears now freely running down your face. Carl nodded, shocked by your
reaction. He didn’t think this would affect you so much. In all honesty, he
thought Negan had turned you fully against them all, meaning that you wouldn’t care
about Rick or himself.
The door slammed open, Negan
entering with Lucille on his shoulder and a bottle of whisky in his other hand.
“All caught up babe?” he asked, noticing the dried up tears on your rosy
cheeks. “What did this little shit say to make you cry?” you sniffled, looking
at Negan as he took his seat back next to you. He placed his arm around your
shoulders, pulling you into him, smirking at Carl. “He didn’t say anything,
knock it off.” You told him, hoping he’d lay off Carl. “I can’t do this; it’s
like talking to a birthday present! I gotta see what grandma got me, take that
shit off!” Negan laughed, staring down Carl.
He took off his hat, placing it at
the side of him. “You don’t have to if you don’t want to Carl.” You told him,
before Negan shouted, pointing his finger at you. “Two men, Y/N! He shot two of
my men dead, there has to be a punishment.” He turned back to Carl who was
unwrapping the bandage from around his head; the patch came off, his long brown
hair covering the open wound. He tucked his hair behind his ear, showing the
large gaping wound to you and Negan. You gasped, putting a hand over your
mouth, feeling the tears coming again. “Christ! That is disgusting; no wonder you
cover that up. Have you seen it? I mean have you looked in the mirror, that is
gross as hell! I can see your socket, can I touch it? Come on, can I touch it?”
Negan taunted Carl, as he began to sniffle. You sobbed, getting up and walking
over to Carl, pulling him into an embrace. “Get out Negan, you’ve over stepped
your line.” You spat at your husband, disgusted by the way he spoke to your
family. Negan’s face dropped, looking almost regretful. He knew he had gone
over the limit and his woman was going to have his ass for it.
“Holy hell, kid.
Look… I just, it’s easy to forget your… your just a kid. I didn’t mean to hurt
your feelings or anything, I was just screwing around.” He sighed, looking up
at you. You glared at him, pointing to the door. “Get out.” You demanded
sternly, Negan knowing he was going to have to grovel to get himself out of
this one. “Baby, I didn’t me-.” You shook your head at him. “If you didn’t mean
it you wouldn’t have said it, Negan. Now, this is the last time I’m going to
ask. Get out.” He got up from his seat, looking at you before walking back out
of the room.
Carl realized the sort of power
you held over Negan, not only by being his wife but carrying his baby. He knew
it would be a valuable asset for the Alexandria group and decided to remember
it for later.