two hits i hit you

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It’s bad out there. Worse than I anticipated.

(This prompt is from thisisthestuffthatilike, and comes in at a whopping 1k: “new human!Cas discovering that he’s attracted to men and then like blatantly bringing it up with the boys and Sammy is all tactful and scientific and Dean probably chokes on whatever he’s eating or drinking.” This isn’t…quite that. But it’s kinda/sorta close. Features ABSURDLY OBLIVIOUS AND JEALOUS!DEAN for your pleasure. This references S10 but presumes human!Cas? IDK, just handwave.) 

Tucked in a rundown bar about a half hour outside of Lebanon, Cas accepts the beer that Dean offers and says, before Dean has even had a chance to reclaim his seat, “I believe I’m attracted to men.”

Sam coughs mid-swallow but nods in a way that could only be construed as encouraging. He visibly struggles to keep his expression neutral, even smiles a little. Dean, however, spews beer all over the table.

“Cas, you don’t just say shit like that,” he grumbles, and quickly looks around them, to see if anyone heard. Thankfully, no heads have turned in their direction. 

Cas scowls at him, cups his hands around his beer, and asks with irritation, “Why not?”

“It’s just…it’s not the sort of thing you say when you’re out with the guys.”

“Would you mind if I talked about women?” he snaps, and for reasons Dean doesn’t want to contemplate, Sam looks smug. He locks his eyes on Dean, tilts his head, and quirks an eyebrow.

“That’s a good question, Cas,” Sam compliments. “Don’t you think that’s a good question, Dean?”

“If I’m not allowed to talk about this with you,” Cas says in a quieter tone, though no less gruff, “then who am I supposed to discuss it with?”

“Dean’s being a jerk,” Sam offers consolingly. “You can talk to us about anything.”

“Fine,” Dean concedes through a sigh. “Alright. What’s got you thinking this way?”

“I don’t want to talk about this with you if you’re only going to make fun of me.”

Dean pinches the bridge of his nose. “Look, man, I swear I won’t make fun of you. And sorry about my reaction, okay? You just caught me off guard.”

“Well,” Cas begins, looking at the table. “I’m experiencing strong physical reactions in the presence of a certain person.”

Dean stares at him between his fingers. “You’re seeing someone?” he accuses. Cas wets his lips.

“No,” he says. “At least, I don’t think so.”

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Dating Ethan Would Include

- him being frustrated at how much he can’t focus because he’s always thinking about you

- him mentioning you all the time in his videos because you’re always on his mind

- him randomly kissing you because you’re always on his mind

- after his long livestreams, spending the whole night and next day with him because you missed each other

- spending eVERY SECOND after a convention together because he’s been so preoccupied with (1) premaking videos and (2) scheduling and planning and (3) dedicating the whole weekend to fans

- on that note, going with him to conventions and breaking the tradition of him and G sharing a bed

- maKING HIM GIGGLE OKAY

- making videos with him and having the best of laughs

- look okay sometimes he makes you laugh so much you have to take a break because you can’t get back on track with the video

- stealing his phone and tweeting stupid stuff

- having full-length cheesy conversations on twitter with each other and the shippers frEAK OUT

- and flirting not-so-subtly with each other on twitter

- posting dumb pictures of each other all the time

- him seeing you laughing while watching his videos and that makes him thE MOST HAPPY PERSON LIKE JESUS IF THERE WAS ANYONE HE EVER WANTED TO MAKE LAUGH IT WOULD BE YOU

- PRETENDING or not pretending TO GET PROTECTIVE WHEN HE MAKES VIDEOS WITH MARK THAT PHYSICALLY HURT HIM

- BUT THEN MARK INVITING YOU TO MAKE THEM AS WELL AND GETTING SERIOUSLY COMPETITIVE THAT YOU PRETEND or not pretend NOT TO CARE ABOUT HIM LOSING

- sitting on his lap while he edits

- him kISSING YOUR CHIN GENTLY OKAY

- FALLING ASLEEP IN HIS LAP O K A Y

- HIM MOVING YOU TO BED O K A Y

- and last but most definitely not least doing his makeup for a video

- “you actually look really nice but that’s not surprising”

“Whaaat Sombra can’t be 30 she’s too immature and childish she must be actually 18 or 16 and changed her age in official documents!!”

The Omnic Crisis happened 30 years ago and Sombra was orphaned in the aftermath so I’m pretty sure she’s an adult who just also likes to have fun. Cause y’know, not every adult is anti-fun, super serious business all the time.

I haven’t ever played KotFE with a smuggler, but lemme tell you i’m already disappointed for not having the chance to flirt with either Arcann or Vaylin

I mean, they get to flirt with goddamn Vitiate, a literal eldritch abomination-thing, what do you mean they cannot hit on his hot children?

They leave Omelas, they walk ahead into the darkness, and they do not come back. The place they go towards is a place even less imaginable to most of us than the city of happiness. I cannot describe it at all. It is possible that it does not exist. But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
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Ursula K. Le Guin, The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas.

Originally posted by berry852

sporelett answered: Porrim/Cronus, kiss on the neck? :3c

  1. somebody is totally kissing my neck but it’s a rainbow-drinker should I be concerned
  2. should I read into the statement “sit still and shut up” or was that just, like, hard-to-get or something
  3. most importantly, does this mean I’m allowed to touch the tiddy
HOLY SHIT!

I hit 500!!!!!!!!! Omg!!!!!! Thank you all sooooo much. As much as I’d love to do a celebration, I’m so swamped and still have some letters to finish from the 300. I can’t believe this blog grew so fast, I truly was not expecting it in the slightest but I am very grateful ❤ and again, huge thanks to @winchesters-favorite-girl for all the support, feedback, reblogs, and just sister-ness in general.

Originally posted by dangbenedict

LAST TIME ON TSUBASA: EVERYTHING WAS AMAZING AND WONDERFUL. 

AND ALSO SYAORAN IS BLIND IN ONE EYE. 

WHICH IS ALSO AMAZING. 

AND I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. AT ALL.

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Shadow and Bone Labyrinth AU

After a serious fight with her best friend Mal, Alina accidentally wishes for The Darkling, also known as  the Goblin King, to take him away and he, who had fallen in love with her, grants the wish.

Once she realizes her mistake she tries to get the Darkling to free her friend, but he is relentless and tells her that the only way to free the boy is to solve his labyrinth in less than 13 hours or stay in the boy’s place. Alina, thinking it’ll be an easy task, chooses to solve the labyrinth, surely she can save them both.

What follows next is an adventure full of magic, unexpected friends and allies, dream ballroom sequences with dresses as black as the King’s magic and offers of eternity of servitude and love. Will Alina solve the labyrinth and save both her and Mal? Or will the Darkling win the deal? 

goldenyondaime  asked:

His own hand twitches, but he refrains from striking back. "Of course." It had been a good hit, he'd give Naruto that. But Minato knew a lie when faced with one, and those words were undoubtedly just that. A lie. No smile reaches his eyes. "Will your anbu be satisfied with the results, Hokage-sama?" He asked, using the proper title, voice clipped and cold.

@goldenyondaime

His father’s cold address leaves Naruto with warm satisfaction in his gut. Only he tries to play it off as being upset toward his father’s reaction, toward him hitting his father. How could he fucking do tha– well he was trying.  It’s too obvious to even fake it. 

He doesn’t want to feel like this though. This bitter anger that rises in him when he sees his father. Sighing to himself he just pushes the thoughts aside like always and plasters a smile on his lips again.

“Yeah I’m sure my men will be pleased to hear the results tou-san. You will receive a notification soon.” 

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supernatural hiatus creations ~ week twelve

“I could go with you” (Dean x Castiel) 

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When he is so proud of You, he smiles with you , he chokes with you, he appreciates every thing you do ,supports you & most importantly Loves you

Imagine having a snowball fight with Woozi and Seventeen.

BONUS: After an hour of playing, everyone is exhausted but you and Woozi are still throwing snowballs at each other. Seeing this, the other members of Seventeen end up leaving you two to be in your world as they go back indoor to warm up.