modern au with mudad and dadtaro and dadseph as competitors
dio spoils his son, but that just has him take up pickpocketing for excitement. dio’s still proud, somehow. jotaro is a strict father whose idea of bonding is sharing his love of marine life with his daughter, aka fishing trips where lil jolyne is mostly playing with the live bait.
joseph knows his son is Mad Greedy and tries to offset that by being reasonable… but then he sees these other two grown ass men trying to parent and is just PFF. PFFFF. THIS IS HOW YOU PARENT.
shows up at josuke’s baseball game in full team colors as the only heckler in the crowd against the rest of these ten year olds. poor josuke is so embarrassed.