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Women In History

I grew up believing that women had contributed nothing to the world until the 1960′s. So once I became a feminist I started collecting information on women in history, and here’s my collection so far, in no particular order. 

Lepa Svetozara Radić (1925–1943) was a partisan executed at the age of 17 for shooting at German soldiers during WW2. As her captors tied the noose around her neck, they offered her a way out of the gallows by revealing her comrades and leaders identities. She responded that she was not a traitor to her people and they would reveal themselves when they avenged her death. She was the youngest winner of the Order of the People’s Hero of Yugoslavia, awarded in 1951


23 year old Phyllis Latour Doyle was British spy who parachuted into occupied Normandy in 1944 on a reconnaissance mission in preparation for D-day. She relayed 135 secret messages before France was finally liberated. 


Catherine Leroy, War Photographer starting with the Vietnam war. She was taken a prisoner of war. When released she continued to be a war photographer until her death in 2006.


Lieutenant Pavlichenko was a Russian sniper in WWII, with a total of 309 kills, including 36 enemy snipers. After being wounded, she toured the US to promote friendship between the two countries, and was called ‘fat’ by one of her interviewers, which she found rather amusing. 


Johanna Hannie “Jannetje” Schaft was born in Haarlem. She studied in Amsterdam had many Jewish friends. During WWII she aided many people who were hiding from the Germans and began working in resistance movements. She helped to assassinate two nazis. She was later captured and executed. Her last words were “I shoot better than you.”. 


Nancy wake was a resistance spy in WWII, and was so hated by the Germans that at one point she was their most wanted person with a price of 5 million francs on her head. During one of her missions, while parachuting into occupied France, her parachute became tangled in a tree. A french agent commented that he wished that all trees would bear such beautiful fruit, to which she replied “Don’t give me any of that French shit!”, and later that evening she killed a German sentry with her bare hands. 


After her husband was killed in WWII, Violette Szabo began working for the resistance. In her work, she helped to sabotage a railroad and passed along secret information. She was captured and executed at a concentration camp at age 23. 


Grace Hopper was a computer scientist who invented the first ever compiler. Her invention makes every single computer program you use possible. 


Mona Louise Parsons was a member of an informal resistance group in the Netherlands during WWII. After her resistance network was infiltrated, she was captured and was the first Canadian woman to be imprisoned by the Nazis. She was originally sentenced to death by firing squad, but the sentence was lowered to hard lard labor in a prison camp. She escaped. 


Simone Segouin was a Parisian rebel who killed an unknown number of Germans and captured 25 with the aid of her submachine gun. She was present at the liberation of Paris and was later awarded the ‘croix de guerre’. 


Mary Edwards Walker is the only woman to have ever won an American Medal of Honor. She earned it for her work as a surgeon during the Civil War. It was revoked in 1917, but she wore it until hear death two years later. It was restored posthumously. 


Italian neuroscientist won a Nobel Prize for her discovery of nerve growth factor. She died aged 103. 


A snapshot of the women of color in the woman’s army corps on Staten Island


This is an ongoing project of mine, and I’ll update this as much as I can (It’s not all WWII stuff, I’ve got separate folders for separate achievements). 

File this under: The History I Wish I’d Been Taught As A Little Girl

EDIT

Parts 2, 3, and 4 are up! Along with a website dedicated to women in history. Thank you so mud for your love and support! You can find them here: http://craftykryptonitealpaca.tumblr.com/post/125044597940/women-in-history

Theory and practice...in alchemy

Context:
We were playing a homebrew campaign, and my character was a mage. He always wanted to have a mobile alchemy-box, which contains the basic tools for alchemy. So after several adventures, he managed to gather enough gold to buy one. Though, he had to wait, until the party arrived into a big city.

Dm:
So what you gonna do fellas?
Mage (me) (OOC):
Finally! I. MUST. HAVE. An alchemy box!
Warlock:
Allright my friend, I’ll go with you to avoid thieves.
*Note: My character always failed perception checks against pickpocketers, somewhat the warlock were quite effective…mostly.
Warrior:
I’ll go too, just in case.

In short: The trio found a shopkeeper, who not only sales alchemy-box, but a quite valuable one, for a reasonable price. With the help of the rogue (good charisma rolls), his dreams came true. The shopkeeper also gave him a manual.

Mage:
THANK YOU SO MUCH, MY FRIENDS!
Warrior:
You’re welcome.
Warlock:
So heading for the inn? I hope the others managed the book a room or two for us.
Mage:
Indeed! Let’s not waste the time!

Some time later, the party decided to go shopping and looking for a quest/job, but my character was too excited. He decided to read the manual, and try his alchemy skills. Few hour later the party returned to the street, where the inn located.
Of course, the Dm asked me to roll a lot of skill-check. I did not fail, but there was a lot of “almost” success.

Dm:
Allright, Perception check for everyone!
*Everyone rolled good.*
In short, you see some smoke comes out from the window of the room, you just booked.
Sorceress:
*In the voice of disbelief*
Is that…our room? The window… of the room… we booked?
Warlock:
*With somewhat proud and sly voice.*
Ah! It seems our mage just discovered the fine little details between the theory and the practice in the Alchemy.
Mage:
*From the window.*
HURRAY! *coughing* SUCCESS!
War-priestess:
If my clothes got smoky, I’m gonna break his legs! 

NOT MY ART

With the help of my Canadian friend, I’ve translated @zitszy ‘s Pocket Mortys comic! Haha, its really hard to translate from Japanese. My friend and I were stuck at a couple of statements cause the literal translation of them didn’t make sense in English lol. 
Zitszy gave me full permission to repost in English. ;3

Original Japanese Post from Zitszy


Ah! futagogo was very nice and told me about two mistakes that were messed up in translation. The first one is, the brain dead thing. We thought Greed Rick was just calling Rick an idiot but he was saying that his brain is really good and it comes at a high price lol. And second, we accidentally read 殺すんだ(to kill) instead of 殺すな(to not kill)! Ah, so he’s saying that “Even if we catch him, make sure to not kill him.”

I’ll post one with corrections in a bit!

The fixed Greed Rick has been uploaded! I can’t change the reblogged ones but at least the original here will be changed. 

Hookup

Pairing: Sam x Reader

Word Count: 5,531

Warnings: smut, oral (female receiving) fingering, this is PWP

Prompt: Sam meets up with the reader at a bar, and neither of them want to go home alone. Both their jobs require them to move around a lot, and sometimes, they get a little antsy and crave the affection of another person. That leads them to Sam’s motel room for one night of pure fun.

You didn’t want, or even need a partner to settle down with. You had grown used to being alone and working alone and doing just about everything alone. But, a girl gets antsy from time to time.

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Hello my incredible and beautiful followers!! For those who doesn’t know my name is Lolo and I am the girl who runs @mylifeiskpoptrash and @imhoseoktrash

Well I am here because today I’m celebrating three major events!!! I wanted to do only a post for my anniversary but then I reached my 9k and 3k in the two blogs and honestly I think it would be annoying to be tagged in three different posts, that is why I am making this big ass post, so be prepared because this is going to be hella long!!!

Also If you are interested in my new giveaway please read bellow the information about it!!!!!

First my first mylifeiskpoptrash anniversary!!!! I can’t believe I have a year here, it’s been a beautiful experience and I’ve met so beautiful and amazing people, I have friends here that are like my family and now I can’t live without them, so thank you for being here with me, thank you for all your support and thank you for being so amazing.

The second event is that I finally reached 9k+ here on my main which I really don’t get because I don’t deserve it, my blog is just trash and I don’t know what I did to make you follow me to be honest. I remember when I reached my first milestone and for me it was like a crazy dream and I never dreamed of having the number of followers that i have now. Thank you! I dont have enough words to say it.

And last but not least I reached 3k+ in imhoseoktrash, which is amazing because I only have a few months with my sideblog and because a lot of people love Hobi and that makes me so happy! I also have met a lot of beautiful ARMYs and Hobi stans!! thank you for following me there too!!!

**Also, I know I promised you a really big Giveaway! So I will give you a big opportunity here, I will reveal the prices and for all the ones who reblog or like this post I will give you 10+ entries and if one of you win my giveaway I will send you a signed price of the group you want (only of you reblog this post).The prices are: **

The first album of the group of your choice (photocard + photobook + cd) + The last album (photocard + photobook + cd, also if the last album has more than one version I will give you all versions) + a poster + some official merch (whatever you want) + unofficial merch (jewerly, clothes, charms, etc.) + a draw or a fanart. 

And well finally here are some of my mutuals from my two blogs (I follow all as @mylifeiskpoptrash): bold= favorite mutuals, 💕=Best friends and people I care about

#-D

@135hp @1sanggyun @25yunikon @365-winter-days @5hineehappiness @7luckystars @adickktedtoyou @alienated-mediator @amamir28 💕 @anaklusmoose @an-angels-angel @ararari0 @areumdaun-neoya @areumlyxo @ari8o6 @aria-sama @asianpoprockstar @auohx @banghim-baby @bangtanhyungs  @bang-uni-7 @bby-hansol @becauseoflevi @beth-is-trash @bias-yixing @bigbangvip12 @bigbtsxo @bittersweetkpop @bomnaltae @btsbangtanboys-bts @byuny-baek @cantholdthefangirling @cateyedtaekwoon @celestialtaeyong @chanyeolandthebananas @chanyowassupp @chimchimshi @chimshmallowmochim @chogiblr @chubbychim @constantkpoptrash @constellaie @cowsgovroom @creepin-on-idols @crossingbordersonmyown @curlyjooheon @cutiebandlover202 💕 @daehdream @dancexdancexdance @dancingmachineleetaemin 💕 @ddavid-haller @deanrbll @dengekidaisley @dochims 💕 @dreamyhui

E-I

@eatkookiie @emeraclgraves @enlight-nme @ethereal-hobi @fanatic-of-kpop @fiftyfiftysugarandspice 💕 @franticland 💕 @frostbittemyheart  💕 @frostbittemyheart   💕 @fygirlgrouptrash @galaxyxing @gingersoup @glorydae @gukiee 💕 @haileyrae013 @handsomeyuta @heybinnie @hobihype  💕 @hobitaki @honeyjongdae @honjayeonkkot @hoseokmyhearteu 💕 @hoshi-woozi 💕 @hoshyoung @hotformonstax @hugjiyong @hungline @huniseok @iamyoonseoktrash @icefunky @idontknowibangtagon 💕 @igotshawolight @imleavingonatrain 💕 @ikonic-monbebe @i-m-what-i-am @ipseitee @ithappens-yaknow

J-M

@jacknam @jaehyunscult  @jaehyutaa @jaehyyunn @jbumholic 💕 @jeongmini @jeonjeongshook @jeonsomi @j-h0bie @jhoperfect @jhverse @jihope-taoris @jinblond @jinnies 💕 @jinsasleep 💕 @jiyongies-collarbones @jjongoholic @jo0heonie 💕 @j-obi @justcaffeinedreams @justoneloser @kae-popx @kamkrissy @keenandayo @kieusa @kihyunslips @kitkatkarat @kjginnie @kkukkungiesoo @k-linyong @koala-hoon @kookihyunnie @kooknochu @kpop-ashu @kpopforthehearteuandseoul @kpop-is-her-style @k-popping @kpopworldofimagines @kwon-grandma 💕 @kyoungounia @labourofmylove @lambsk3wer @leos-starlit-smile @liimchangkyun @lilchubchim @liveonouterspace @lookatnini88 @love2rhyme @lovingalivingghost @lunarjun @madalynnecupcake @madlight-hansol @mans-ayyye 💕 @mapleguitar-elf @maryna3d @meaniemineymo @megudragon @milksyb @milky-waee @min-nari @minyoongiish @min-yooongi @mochiminii @momjeonghan @momosrainbowcat @moonbyuliskillingme @moonjjongie 💕 @myungjunah

N-R

@namkwan @namri94 @nct-to-the-world @niga-byeonhan-geonji @nochuuu @notaperfectending @odetonct @ogatalata @okamiwolf01 @omfgten @onlyoongi 💕 @oohmyglob @perksofnerds @perksofparkjimin @pierilakkuma @pjminis @polarispinky @praisethepopeseungri @princesshojoon @pustekookie @queenjenn1e @radiantaetae @rayn-eedae @reila-ravkong @reisar @rninyoonqi @royalyeol

S-Z

@saelleodeu @sailor-seok @satin-skies @sayagi-tan @sensationalmochi @seraphslime @shadyseventeen @shineelover234 @shinees-thickshawol @shoeemin @shxdow-of-a-doubt @simplyquetzo @sir-knight-of-trash @sleepymusic 💕 @smowmallows 💕 @snazzydea @softbeommie @softforeveryone 💕  @somethinguniversal @sonyeondamnfine@stxverandle @sugahuny @sugtae@suhothetruhoe @sunflower-hobi@sunshine-nim @sweetieyoujin @tabisya @taebae1095 @taeboos @tae-hyungstongue @taehyunicorn @taeminismyweakness @taeonice @taepiocaa @tae-tae-said-hey-hey @that-shining-shawol @thei3luecupcake @the-kikis @theloveinkimkai @thinkaboutittwice101 @through-all @trash-binnie @uhilikechicken @unsann-musho @velvethoseok@v-i-double-xx @vixx-centric @whatthefunkwoozi @wonhotmonsta @woojiyong @wow-spectacular @wrath-of-nemesis @xiidragon @xx-littlebird-xx @yatoofthedawn @yeongwonhi-nuna @yoionseok@yoongiismyassthetic @yoongivesmehope @yoonseokee @yougotmeyugyeomie @zeloinator

Favorite blogs!!!!

@ask-bts-stuff @astros-noona @awwfuckno @btspositivity @choiminoh @duckytacobutts @eyes0ny0u @googlebts @hobiconfetti @inourshineeworld @jjongs-key @jypnior @leejinklies @livelovehoseok @nabiso @ourshineeshrine @shineetho

**Followes that I love to see in my notifictions:**

@amanda4004 @akamilshake @angelfacehobi @annykoi @bjornscout @come-to-my-world @daedreaming @freebird1786 @fuckinghostilesoul @graywaeren @heyyy-its-korean-music @mcvroomvroom @nongster101 @theangelthatcantfly @thoughtfullywingeddragon

And my last  followers in both of my blogs

@allweneedismagicandpixiedust @bangtan-inu @bogoshipdaaa @chimchim65 @cringeytae @crybabypxil @itjimah @jhopi @j-ivsok @little-jyp @livis3 @mamamoo-chick1234 @neko-princess-kaguya @peachesjimin @poet-whos-unknown @serlians @tomorrow-never–dies @yoa @greenmikelight

Thank you for all

The Girl Who Sits In The Laundry Room

At night, in the corner of the laundry room, there sits a girl with her back to the wall. She will say nothing when you walk in, nothing when you put your clothes in the machine, nothing when you insert the coins. But when you lean back against the wall at two am, and resign yourself to the wait that could be years or minutes (for there are no clocks in that room,) she will ask if you if you want to know your future.

                “What is the price?” You reply, (if you’re smart, at least.)

                “Knowledge of the future is burden enough,” she will answer with a laugh, “There is no price beyond that.”

                Few take her offer.

                But the ones who do, they always leave. Sometimes it is just to go home, and one will hear from their old friends of a parent who died a few months later. Some seek out the Gentry, and attempt to make a bargain (for what exactly it is never known, but they soon fade from the memories of all but those nearest to them.) But the last sort- and the rarest- disappear a few days later. And even the Good Gentlemen do not know where they have gone.

                If you refuse her offer, she will never ask you again. She will merely sit in the corner of the laundry room, and watch silently as your clothes dry.

(X)

Currently

Me: *listening to hamilton on shuffle*
Song: ‘meet the latest graduate of kings collage….’
Me: nope….nope…noooooooooooooope
Philip: 'only nineteen but my-’
Me: but your life is over, bECAUSE YOUR IDIOT DAD LET YOU DUEL TO DEFEND HIS HONOR! BUT HEY YOU KNOW HE KNEW ELIZA COULDN’T TAKE ANOTHER HEARTBREAK, LOST TWO KIDS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, REMEMBER ANGIE HAMILTON?! NERVOUS BREAKDOWN LEFT HER BASICALLY DEAD, CRYING OUT EVERY NIGHT FOR HER TRUE BEST FRIEND! ELIZA LOST MORE IN 1801 HER SON, HER DAUGHTER, AND SISTER! THEN THREE YEARS LATER HER HUSBAND! IF I SAID IT ONCE, BITCH I’LL SAY IT AGAIN, ELIZA DESERVED BETTER, I’LL FIGHT 10,000 BRITISH TROOPS TO SEE HER HAPPY AGAIN. *drops mic*

whodatnola1025  asked:

Hello friend! I'm happy I found your blog and I followed you! I was wondering if you have an Instagram what your favorite shibas to follow are? Mine are 1. marutaro 2. shibaholmes 3. ruyji513 4. shibainu berry 5. kentan omitan 6. shiba_sam

I don’t use instagram very much but here are a few accounts that I like.

duskyrain - a big fluffball!!  There used to be a cream long hair that I loved but they seems to have left instagram.

nanataru - good nature aesthetic. follow 4 more soft sheeb.

lovely_iwa_and_marvel_shiba - two shibas for the price of one!

shiroyaaa - marshmallow angel

Feel free to comment with other favorites! 🐕✨

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Here are some new fidget finds for my fidgety friends! Staples now carries more stimmy items- they’ve only had maze calculators or cool pencil cases in the past. But today I found spinners, magnets, koosh balls, play doh, twiddles, and more.

Best find was probably the twiddles for 10 bucks, comparable to online pricing, and the sequined pencil cases are cool too!

I went to two different staples stores and both had the twiddles but only one had the pencils cases (it was in a back to school display which the other was missing). Also not pictured was silly putty, thought I took a photo but evidently not.

Also: please do not use the gifs without permission! Thanks in advance.

Major Crush

Steve Rogers x Reader

Summary: Laser Tag brings out Steve Rogers’ competitive side and Reader loves it.

Word Count: 1,500

Warnings: Explicit Language, Dirty Talk, Groping

A/N: Loosely based on this post. It wasn’t originally supposed to be dirty, but here we are. I don’t own the gifs.

Originally posted by jxmsbuchxn

The training room was plunged into a bright dark. The various colours of the glowing neon lights cast a psychedelic atmosphere in the large room. Laughs and music could be heard all over the room, but the loudest noise was the one of the toy gun. It made a high pitched sound everytime someone pulled the trigger.

“Who thought it was a good idea to let Tony watch ‘How I met you mother’?” You screamed, running with Natasha towards the closest wall and hid behind it. Clint was perched on top of a block, shooting at the both of you.

Tony found sudden interest in Barney Stinson, a thirty-something playboy living in New York whose hobbies involved sex, catchphrases, drinking and laser tag. A striking resemblance.

“Same person who’s shooting at us.” She panted, hugging the plastic gun to her chest. She took a deep breath. “Cover me!”

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Hey guys!!

So yep! I’m moving out of my parents house and it’s about time! I’ve been dying to do this for years, but I never could save up the money nor could I as an 18 year old with a part time job afford to do. But me and two friends have decided that we are sick of our abusive parents and that we need to get out, and quick.

All three of us have jobs, but they are all part time jobs being that we all have classes, which means we only make about $200 every two weeks. And while that’s enough to rent a place we fall a little short on the down payment plus pet deposit ( one dog and a snake ). So I’m here to ask out of the kindness of your hearts to commission me.

I can do anything from sketches to paintings to digital art. Prices vary depending on the complexity of what your wanting and the character.

But I do understand that not everyone can afford to commission me so if you can’t please please reblog this. 

and if you can and are wanting to commission me please contact me through Tumblrs messenger or through asks.

sketches

Water colour paintings

Digital paintings

please please please reblog this post for me 

6 Ways To Finally Move On From Your Ex Forever, Or At Least Until He’s Ready To Date You Again, Which Is Hopefully Soon

Getting over your ex isn’t easy. It’s a delicate process that takes time. Luckily, there are ways to move on from him forever, or at least until he’s ready to date you again, which hopefully happens soon.

1. Understand it’s okay to be sad for a while: If you need to let it out, let it out. It’s fine! You’ll get through this, and before long everyone will see you’re doing well, including your ex, who might even decide to get back together with the new and confident you, ideally in the next week or two.

2. Do things to rebuild your old self: Remember: YOU are interesting! Take time for yourself to read and watch things that fulfill you, write in a journal, or just spend time alone—whatever helps you become your old self again, the same self that your ex fell in love with. Strengthen that part of you and make it even stronger than before so he can’t resist. You can do this!

3. Trash the things he gave you: This is your time to get your shit together. Box up those old love letters and throw them in the trash. That should hold you over for the next couple days before he texts you asking, “You around?” If it’s Tuesday, don’t throw them in the trash because Wednesday is garbage day. Maybe your first date back together can be going to the dump to retrieve the letters.

4. Take up a new class or a hobby: Doing something active can help take your mind off your ex, especially if it’s an activity that lets you bring a plus-one so that when your ex comes back you two can jump right into something together. He can’t stay away for too long. You guys were dating for two years. Any class will do. Your gym might have some for a fair price.

5. Get back out there! Try dating someone else for a little while: You are worthy of love! Be open to different people, and maybe you can learn something new that will be exciting for your ex when he comes back. When he sees how much you’ve grown, he’s going to want you even more!

6. Get together with just your best friends: There’s no one like your friends to help you move on. Set a night aside to hang with your besties, live in the moment, forget the past, and NEVER take any pictures with other guys! Your ex might see and get the wrong idea. He needs to know you’re still in love with him, you’re waiting for him, and you will always be waiting for him.

High Tensions - Six

Spencer X Reader

“Who’s Y/N speaking to?” Derek was eyeing her from across the bar. Spencer and Emily followed his gaze to see Y/N speaking animatedly to an attractive blonde girl. 

“That looks like Tash,” Emily was squinting to try to get a better look. Spencer watched as the girl hugged Y/N, giving her a kiss on the cheek before leaving with the rest of her friends. 

“Who’s Tash?” Derek asked Emily as Y/N made her way back across the bar to their table. 

Emily grinned, “I’ll let Y/N tell you that.”

“Tell them what?“ Y/N climbed back on to her bar stool next to Reid, taking a sip of her cocktail. 

Things had seemed weird between the two of them for a few days after the incident on the jet. They’d hardly spoken to each other the following day at work and Spencer had wondered whether he’d gone too far. He’d spotted her in the hallway earlier today and had asked her if everything was okay between them. 

“I’m fine Spencer? Why?” she’d peered curiously at him. 

“It’s just…… You haven’t really spoken to me since we got back from the last case. I wondered if I’d gone to far. I didn’t see anything I swear.” He was suddenly concerned that he’d upset her. 

She laughed, placing her hand on his arm in a comforting gesture. “I wouldn’t care if you had. Surely you’ll be seeing it and doing a lot more to it eventually anyway.”

“So we’re still doing this?”  

“Unless you wanna call the whole thing off. I’m still game if you are. As sexually frustrated as you’re making me, it’s kinda exciting seeing what you’re gonna try next. I’ve never had so much foreplay!” she grinned at him and he relaxed. 

“Okay good. I lied by the way, of course I looked.”

“Hahaha. And what man wouldn’t eh? Did you like what you saw?”

He smirked before replying,“I did indeed. I think that would look extremely good hovering above my mouth.”

“It would looked extremely good clenched around your dick too, but that’s not gonna happen until you ask for it.”

So the status quo of things had been restored and the game was still on. Spencer was enjoying it too, the reactions he was receiving from her was doing wonders for his ego and confidence, although he honestly hoped she’d crack soon. If she didn’t, he wasn’t sure how much longer he could hold out. 

They bantered for a bit longer, before making plans to meet up with Derek and Emily who they knew were going out later. 

“Tell you what guys?” Y/N enquired again, as neither Derek or Spencer had answered her. 

“The boys wanted to know who the blonde was. I said it looked like Tash but then remembered that none of them were with us when you introduced her to me and Penelope,” Emily spoke. 

“It was Tash. She’s been out of town for ages in business, only got back last week.”

“You meeting up with her again?”

“Maybe, when this little bet is over.”

“Who the hell is Tash?” Derek asked. 

Y/N turned to him, “Some one that I have a mutually beneficial arrangement with.”

“You and her? Really? So you weren’t joking before about girl on girl action?“ 

"Nope.” Y/N popped the p and Spencer could tell she was enjoying the look on Derek’s face. 

“So you’re……….?” he trailed off and she nodded.

“I like both.”

“I hate to be a typical guy here but that’s so hot.”

Y/N laughed and nudged Emily who was sat the other side of her, leaning over and whispering something into her ear. Emily grinned and nodded at her, whispering something back. 

“What do you think Spencer? Are you a typical guy when it comes to girl on girl?” Emily looked at him directly as she asked, watching his face carefully. 

“You mean do I find it a turn on to see two girls together? I think I’d have to be dead for that not to affect me.”

Y/N chuckled again, reaching out with her hand and stroking the back of his neck gently, causing him to shiver. He was gonna kill JJ for telling her that he had a thing about his neck. 

“If you give in and admit defeat Spencer then I can offer you a two for the price of one deal.”

“W-what?” was she offering what he thought she was? 

“You heard. Isn’t that every guys dream? Two girls in one night?” She continued caressing the base of his neck. 

“You and your friend Tash?” he gulped.

Y/N glanced over to Emily, and he detected a slight nod. 

“Or me and Prentiss.”

What the fuck! Were they being serious? Derek looked between the two girls and then at Spencer. 

“Pretty Boy, give in. Admit defeat now. Think of what they’re offering.”

Spencer watched as Emily leant over, her hand starting to move up Y/N’s thigh. 

“Last chance Spencer?” Y/N turned in her seat, her hand still on Spencer’s neck.

“No!” he managed to choke out.

“You sure about that Spencer?” Y/N asked him. No he wasn’t sure at all. And the feeling in his pants was screaming yes, do it, at him. Think with your head Reid, not your dick. 

He nodded, the feeling of Y/N’s fingers stroking his neck combined with the view of Emily’s hands slowly inching up her thighs was doing ridiculous things to him. Stay strong boy, you can do this…. But. Two girls. Two hot beautiful girls, one of which he’d had a crush on since she’d joined the team. Fuuuck. 

“Final decision? You sure you don’t want to take us home and watch us leaning over your naked body doing this to each other whilst we work your dick?”

Spencer’s eyes widened even more and he nearly fell off his seat as the two girls, his two colleagues leant into each other slowly, both licking their lips. Derek was as entranced as he was, not that Reid was paying any attention. 

You almost felt guilty about using this trick. Not that it was a trick as such. Em was game, you’d checked. And if she changed her mind about going the whole hog, then Tash would definitely be game, you’d been in this situation with her before. 

What guy couldn’t resist two girls offering to spend the night with him. Spencer was putting up a fight, his mouth saying no but his eyes and his breathing saying another thing. 

You leant into Emily, keeping your hand still on Reid’s neck, your fingers moving in slow circles. She bridged the distance between you pressing her soft lips to yours, you hearing both men’s breathing almost stop completely. 

You moved your lips slowly against her’s, enjoying how soft and supple they were. Moving your spare hand to your colleague’s chin, you tilted it up to you, tracing the line of her neck with your finger tip. Gently sucking, you pulled her bottom lip in between yours, biting it gently feeling her moving her head to the side to deepen the kiss. 

Hmmmmm. If Spencer didn’t give in soon maybe you’d just call the whole bet off and take Prentiss home instead. The older women was an amazing kisser. Her lips parted and you felt her tongue flick out, pushing in between your lips and finding your own. You moved against her for a few more moments, enjoying the sweet taste of her mouth and the pressure of her tongue against yours. 

You heard a groan from the man beside you and then the sudden movement of him hopping off his stool. You pulled away from your friend reluctantly to see what he was doing, turning just in time to see him leaving the bar. 

You grinned at her, hearing a slow clap coming from Derek’s direction. 

“Ladies I think you just broke him, in fact I think you broke me. That’s not an image I’m going to forget in a long time. Does your offer extend to me as well? ”

You laughed, “Sorry sweetness, as handsome as you are, you know you’re not my type.”

Derek shrugged back at you, not taking any offence. 

“I’m gonna see if he’s still around, I feel kinda mean.”

You slid off your own stool and grabbed your bag and heading to the exit. 

You found Reid outside the bar, leaning against the wall breathing heavily. 

“You okay?” you asked. 

“No! I hate you right now. Were you two actually being serious?”

“I’m not sure how far Em would have gone to be honest Spencer, but I know Tash would go all the way.”

He closed his eyes for moment, and you reached out pressing your hand to his arm. 

“Do you wanna go back inside?” you asked him quietly. 

He shook his head. 

“Do you wanna go back to my place?” It was worth an ask. 

To your suprise, he nodded. 

“Do you want me to get Emily or Tash?”

“No.”

He grabbed your hand and started tugging you along the street in the direction of your apartment. 

Yes yes fucking YES! 

Moments I have witnessed intense KnB fans in Japan

Upon request here’s my post of personal experiences I’ve seen or been in that show how Japanese KnB (mainly Akashi) fans are that you probably won’t see too often back in your home country. 
*If you are one of these fans, I’m not saying stop doing it or you shouldn’t do it, but just be responsible and don’t neglect other priorities and don’t inconvenience others…and be reasonable. Also these are things I’m not used to seeing so for me it’s quite eyebrow-raising. Thanks. 

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Personal and sappy.

I often shy away from getting overly personal on here, but I’m going to make an exception today. Today is my anniversary. Eight years ago, Emory and I got married. It was at the Natural History Museum; There were dinosaurs. 

Emory and I have been together more like 19 years, though, and even though he doesn’t often make an appearance here, I think it’s fair to let you know that if you like the Beastlies, my larger work, even the Wayward Retreat, well, none of it would exist without Emory. 

I don’t have a history of being incredibly confident in myself and my abilities (imposter syndrome, am I right ladies??), and without his continual voice of support and nudging to just trust him, these little monster guys are cute, people would buy them, I wouldn’t have started getting serious about Beastlies, selling them, and I never would have made that terrifying leap to doing them full time (also a quick thank you to his employer for my health insurance!). He’s never been anything but supportive, even when pursuing this has meant stretches of financial hardship. After I’d been making a living on Beastlies for years, I still didn’t believe I could make or sculpt anything OTHER than that. I was pretty sure I had reached the extent of my skills. But Emory gently nudged and nudged, and eventually wore me down with his relentless praise and belief. And now, years later, the art gallery-type work is one of the most rewarding things in my life. He’s always the guy saying “You’re pricing this too low, it’s better than you think,” or “That crazy idea sounds awesome, you should try it.” He’s also the guy you may have met if you’ve ever come to my table at a convention. He’s pretty good at hawking Beastlies to Comic-Con crowds! (He’ll tell you that they’re happier with friends, so maybe buy two). He’s put in enough hours helping me sell, package, ship, and deal with paperwork that it’s basically his second job.  Even the retreat is something he made possible: He worked in secret to find my long-lost, not-on-the-internet friend that I’d been so sad to lose track of, calling a series of mutual friends until one of them had her mom’s phone number. He gave me this friend’s contact info as a Valentine’s Day present, and having her back in my life is truly a gift. And hey, she just happens to own a magical house on a magical island in Canada, so now I can share this friend’s magic with others! 

But anyway, that’s my shoutout to all the dude contributes to this particular part of my life, so now y’all know: He’s vice-captain of Team Beastlie. Plus, he provides a strong male role model to our cats, so I guess I’ll keep him around.

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Imagine: Being a mermaid and saving Killian Jones from drowning. When he’s on shore, he is confused on why you didn’t just let him drown. You tell him not all mermaids are bad and offer him friendship.


   The pirate with a hook for a hand coughed up water once you and him broke surface. With your arms wrapped around him, you thrusted as quick as you could with your (color) tail. As you did one finally thrust, you felt your tail hit the fine sand of the beach. The man started stumbling his way out of the water and collapsed on to the ground while you rested yourself in the water with your belly on the sand. After the hooked man finished his coughing fit, his electric blue eyes fell on you.

     “A-A mermaid?” He sputtered.

     “Yup. A mermaid who saved you from drowning.” You smile and slowly raised your beautiful tale out of the ocean waters.

    “Why?”

     “You would of died if I hadn’t of swam you to shore.”

     “Most other mermaids would of let me sink.”

     “I am not like most mermaids. Besides, not all mermaids want to drown sailors and pirates.” You rolled your eyes and push yourself more onto the land, getting closer to the pirate dressed in leather. “My name is (Y/N) (L/N). Whats yours?”

     “My name is Killian Jones also known as Captain Hook of the Jolly Roger.”  He smirked and stuck out his hand. “And thank you for saving my life, I am in debt to you, (Y/N). Name your price, love.”

     “Friendship.”

     “What?” Killian asked, confusion evident on his handsome face.

     “All the other mermaids hate me for my choice on not harming humans; they are a bunch fish-for-brains and not intelligent. I only have one other friend but she is off with her one true love.”

     “That sounds rough. Sure, if that pays my debt; I’ll gladly be your friend.” He smiles and you smile back.

     “Oh one more thing!” You turn around the sea satchel and pull out two shells. “These are enchanted shells. They are connected to each other so we can communicate from anywhere; from this sea to land or from across realms.” You placed one of the shells in his hand.”If you ever need help, I’ll come. If I need help, I hope you will try and help me.”

     “Well, I shall hold onto this dearly.” Killian gently enlcosed the shell in his hand before sliding into a secure pouch on his belt loop. You smile once more before enclosing him into a big hug. His eyes widen in surprise but he slowly wrapped his arms your mostly exposed torso.

      “I have to go now, KIllian. My family is a bit angry of my long disappearnce. I hope to see you soon on good circumstances.”

     “I hope to see you again too, (Y/N).”

     “Can you help me back into the water, please?”

     “That’s why I am here, love.” Killian picked himself off the sand and lifted your from the ground carefully. He walked back into the ocean until the water reached his knees. Carefully, he lowered your tail and body into the water.

     “Thank you, Captain Killian.”

     “Never been called that before.” He smirked. “I like it though.”

     “It’s your new nickname. Anyways, until next time.” you gave a small wave and dunked under water, swimming away to your family. Hook watched the shimmer of your scales fade off in this distance with a smile. Maybe it was a quick new friendship formed, but after all you did save his life and you truely wanted him, a pirate, as a friend. He smiled and waited till your shinning tail was out of sight before going on looking for his ship.

3

Half day Fridays are the best!! I came home and went for a bike ride in the FANTASTIC weather we’ve been having, and I finally attempted (and successfully survived) power line hill…which I’ve been avoiding since I started mountain biking! We walked it last weekend, and I remember thinking, “What am I scared of? I could do this!” And, I did! 😁

I came home and put some effort into cleaning up (to remind myself I still can), and when Conner got home, I took him shopping for some more summer clothes and took him for a haircut. I pulled that top pic up to show the barber and got uncharacteristically misty-eyed about how crazy fast my kid is growing up! LESS THAN A MONTH and he’s graduating from middle school!? It seems especially crazy because a zillion of our friends are pregnant or have just had babies and we’re over here closer to being empty nesters than we are to those baby days. 😳

I had a half hour of time waiting for Conner, so I actually weeded out two bags of books to get rid of!! 😳👍🏻 One bag to donate and one to sell back to Half Price Books! It’s difficult for me to get rid of books, so I’m proud of myself! I should probably reward myself with more books! 😉We went to a friend’s house for Cinco de Mayo, so any pains of letting books go and realizing my child is entering high school were greatly eased! 😁

things i remember from seeing the book of mormon tour cast:

- price stood there in two by two after “uganda” for literally like a minute before he joined in the dance again
- in hasa diga when cunningham starts going HARD he started doing the single ladies dance
- after the CRUSH IT in turn it off the theater was so loud from laughing that mckinley had to wait a solid minute before he could say “okay??”
- the people sitting next to me and the person i went with never clapped and left after act one yikes
- after price told cunningham he wasn’t his best friend and was just stuck with him the room was SO quiet. like that was the quietest moment of the whole show
i cant remember anything specific from act two because it was so amazing i just took in everything i could. if you have the option to go see this tour cast GO SEE THEM. conner, pj, gabe, and the rest of the cast are so amazing and it was one of the best nights of my life

Piano Man

Originally posted by xehunted

Pairing: Taeil x reader
Genre: smut 
Warnings: language
Word count: 4,296


You breathed through your nostrils furiously as you scrolled down the page on the hundredth site for houses for rent you had checked that day. Nothing lived up to your expectations. Well, actually, if you were honest with yourself a lot of them lived up to your expectations, exceeding them in a lot of cases. However, even the shoddiest rooftop room seemed to be way too pricey for a college student that was trying to be independent just like you. Which also translated to “I will not be asking my parents for help” as much as it was needed in situations like this. 

You did find an apartment that was at a somewhat reasonable price, but it still being more than you could afford with the low wage of your shitty part time job. Moving out of the college dormitories was not going to be easy and you knew that, but all your plans came crumbling down as reality hit you. Neither of your three best friends could be your roommates because two of them already had one and the third one shared an apartment with their partner. Writing down the needed information about the apartment, you closed the tab and opened another one, typing in the website of your college. A lot of students could post various stuff on the home page, so it was time you typed in a post looking for a roommate. 

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