two fly

tony and i have built a blanket fort. bruce says it defies the laws of physics but neither  tony or i have ever really paid much attention to laws so

Inktober Day 06~
Idk if this is a rarepair or not, I just introduced myself to mercymaker and 👌🍸❤️💯

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the progression from “no i’m not talking to my spouse” to
“SHIT SORRY I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO MY SPOUSE”

what they say: i’m fine
what they mean: if i could fly, i’d be coming right back home to you i think i might give up everything, just ask me to pay attention, i hope that you listen ‘cause i let my guard down right now i’m completely defenseless for your eyes only, i’ll show you my heart for when you’re lonely and forget who you are i’m missing half of me when we’re apart now you know me, for your eyes only, for your eyes only i’ve got scars even though they can’t always be seen and pain gets hard, but now you’re here and i don’t feel a thing pay attention, i hope that you listen ‘cause i let my guard down right now i’m completely defenseless for your eyes only, i’ll show you my heart for when you’re lonely and forget who you are i’m missing half of me when we’re apart now you know me, for your eyes only for your eyes only i can feel your heart inside of mine, i feel it, i feel it i’ve been going out of my mind, i feel it, i feel it know that i’m just wasting time and i hope that you don’t run from me for your eyes only, i’ll show you my heart for when you’re lonely and forget who you are i’m missing half for me when we’re apart now you know me, for your eyes only for your eyes only, i’ll show you my heart for when you’re lonely and forget who you are i’m missing half for me when we’re apart now you know me, for your eyes only, for your eyes only, for your eyes only

  • Vader: Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
  • Leia Organa, literally two hours after flying away from Scarif whilst flipping Vader the bird and sending a transmission reading "the Empire can SUCK my DICK": I don't know what you're talking about.

Context: I’m running a 5e game where the players recently reached level 4. I have a rogue-acting-as-ranger who has taken the assassin archetype. They failed their survival rolls and stumbled upon a small group of three goblins. The rogue was scouting ahead and saw them first.

Rogue: I’m stealthed still, right?

DM: Yep. They haven’t noticed you yet.

Rogue: I want to shoot them with my bow.

DM: Okay. They’re ¼ CR so if you miss I’m going to laugh.

*Rogue rolls several perfect rolls and deals over 30 damage to a goblin with less than 10 HP*

DM: Little did you know that the goblin was tinkering with an explosive and as you fire your arrow through his head, he sets it off, and the other two goblins go flying apart in all directions. The rest of the party simply sees this small mushroom cloud of fire a couple hundred feet ahead.

Kara: Do you remember the last thing I said to you?

Lena: *blushes* You said “don’t forget, I love you.”

Kara: No, I said “do you remember the last thing I said to you?” seriously Lena I’m really worried about your memory, did you hit your head? Have you been drinking enough? Ohmygoshwhatifthewateriscontaminatedandit’spoisnoingyo-