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The Great Dildo Mystery

I just remembered this from my days at the bullseye. It happened a few years ago, about three months after I got hired on. Tl;dr at bottom.

It was around this time of year, so it was hot as balls in the store. Plus, as a cashier, I couldn’t get away from the door. I felt like I was going to pass out a few hours into my shift so I got off register to get a drink. When I got back, I started straightening up because it wasn’t too busy. You know: facing candy, picking up random shit from the lanes, straightening magazines.

WELL when I got to the magazine rack attached to my lane, I saw a bag. Now, red flag number one was that it was not a bullseye bag. It was from a competitor, wedged in with Star.

And it wasn’t empty. Red flag number two. But, me being naive, I assumed someone had forgot something. So I grabbed it and looked inside.

It was a purple rabbit vibrator. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Worse? It was clearly used. It was filmy and grubby and had lint on it. Someone shoved a dildo on my lane.

My manager told me to bring it to AP, who I happened to be friends with. I spent twenty minutes in her office yelling about it because, fuck man, why leave your used dildo at a bullseye.

Why me?

Tl;dr: someone shoved a used dildo in the magazine rack on my lane and i still can’t believe it.

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Please share this. It is important.

Those of you changing your profile pictures or posting photos with the #HandsOffSyria to/using the Syrian flag are using the wrong flag.

The flag with two green stars is the Syrian regime flag. It is the flag of the President and his government. This is not the Syrian flag.

Stop using the regime flag. It’s drenched in our blood.

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>> Capture the Flag

Will and Nico have to be on opposing teams in capture the flag because if they were on the same team, there’s no way the other would win. ((Reyna and Nico think they’re such badasses but it’s okay cause they totally are.))

Will trying to use his sunlight control to throw Nico off his shadow-traveling game. Golden. ahaha. ((Mansi’s sunlight-controlling headcanon. His art is awesome, you should check them out!!))

Art by me
Please don’t use without my permission.

~Saber

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