two down one to go!


“Did he have enemies?”
“Pick a number.”

i mentioned the recent confusion about my intimidating guns and the clever solution that i solved it with to steve, and he helpfully illustrated my success. 

i knit that sweater myself you guys, im very proud. 


Malec +  utterly failing to act indifferent when the other is hurt (ft. long lingering shoulder touches)

have a nice day luigi

Angry Alpha Headcanons

-If an Alpha is angry the reason why is most likely related to their mate, or a challenge that they failed in some way

-If an Alpha is mad at their mate they tend to act cold and distant, but it only lasts for a short while before their Omega’s distress gets to them and they can’t resist the urge to comfort and soothe their mate and they end up cuddling and talking things out peacefully

-An Alpha being mad at themselves for some reason, walking around mumbling and growling quietly and slamming things and low-key avoiding their mate because they don’t want their Omega to be upset with them too. But eventually their mate will catch onto their distress and coax the Alpha into talking about it and letting all the pent up frustration out, reassuring them that they are not a failure and soothing them until they are completely relaxed again

-An Alpha who is legitimately angry at another Alpha won’t hesitate to bare their teeth and try to assert dominance, if that doesn’t have the desired effect it usually results in a very physical fight that nobody would want to get in the middle of

-An Omega purposefully getting their Alpha really mad because they want the Alpha to snap and dominate them, to treat them roughly because they are always so incredibly gentle that its kind of boring

-Alphas are told from an early age that they should get into the habit of running or working out to try and work off their natural aggressive energy in a healthy way

-Being ridiculously protective of their pregnant Omega and snapping at anyone who appears to be even slightly threatening

-Being looked down upon by anyone gets an Alpha so aggravated that they will become obsessed with trying to prove themselves by any means necessary

-A teenage Alpha brawling with another Alpha because the other Alpha was trying to hit on their Omega who was obviously already marked and claimed…the Alpha ends up all bloody and bruised but their Omega gives them kisses and holds ice on the swelling so it was all worth it to them

-An Alpha being really really annoyed because their Omega isn’t paying any attention to them so they drop their entire body weight onto the Omega while they are sitting on the couch, the Alpha is so heavy that the Omega can’t escape, and the Alpha takes the opportunity to ramble obnoxiously until the Omega is just as annoyed as they had been earlier…because Alphas can be very childish

It’s all me! / (more)


New digs for Oscar Perry! Finally had the time and materials to put this together. So far he’s rather suspicious of this strange new world but I hope he’ll enjoy it once he settles in.

Excavator clay with some sand and soil mixed in. Caves are supported by stones, old hides, a piece of tupperware, bits from the hardware store…. whatever worked! He’s got six hides in total including two humid ones. A couple go down to the bottom of the tank, allowing for the use of a UTH, while the rest of the heating is supplied by a CHE overhead. UV is also provided.


Xena’s not even trying to be subtle. Nobody in that room missed this little exchange, but not one of them was surprised. 

you could be sad about your otp but consider:

  • one making awful breakfast for the other and the other eating it because they appreciate it that much
  • one putting their ridiculous music on in the car and singing along while the other sits in the passenger seat with their head in their hands
  • the two of them going down to the beach and one getting sunburned really badly so the other slathers them with aloe gel when they get home
  • one getting home from work later than the other and stretching out on top of them like a big lazy cat while they sit on the couch in front of the tv
  • one inexplicably bringing home an animal and refusing to drop it at the shelter so they and the other have to take care of it
  • the both of them going out to a park and getting ice cream to sit with and eat on a bench
  • one sending memes to the other while they’re at work so much they turn their phone off in exasperation
  • one giving the other their jacket and not getting it back from the other until it stops smelling like them
Working with Anneliese is probably the best thing in the world. I’d probably be shutting many doors off with what I’m about to say… but if I could work with only her for the rest of my life, as a my buddy in comedy forever? I’d do that.
—  Raven-Symoné, interview for E!news (source)

me on vacation: taking evening walks on the beach to watch the sunset in tranquility, walking around with my brazenly unshaven legs, continually telling my mom that i am wearing a suit to an upcoming formal event no matter how much she tries to call me an embarrassment, openly reading scholarly essays about how anne bonny and mary read were butch lovers, getting ice cream at various local shops, eating some damn good thai curry, challenging anyone in my family who tries to insinuate that the radical right saying they’re gonna kill people are less bad than liberals protesting confederate statues