two dead guys

FTWD Characters and Just How Cinnamon Roll-like They Are!
  • looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Travis Manawa
  • looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Victor Strand
  • looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Thomas Abigail
  • looks like she could kill you and could actually kill you: Madison Clark
  • would probably die from eating too many cinnamon rolls: Chris Manawa and Ofelia Salazar
  • won't touch a cinnamon roll unless it's gluten free: Alicia Clark
  • sinnamon roll: Nick Clark
heathers the musical: a bad summary (spoiler-free)
  • Beautiful: optimism is pathetic until it works out for you specifically
  • Candy Store: we made you hot now you owe us your life
  • Fight For Me: hot guy comes in and starts beating up jocks more like yes please
  • Freeze Your Brain: i want to kill myself so i drink slushies instead
  • Big Fun: the high school party song, with a little sad for flavor
  • Dead Girl Walking: my social standing just got fucked? guess it's time to go do it with a guy i met like two days ago
  • The Me Inside of Me: two dorks writing a letter supposedly from a dead person. is this like a common theme in musicals or
  • Blue: they're being fuckboys but....... it's a good song
  • Our Love is God: what the actual fuck
  • My Dead Gay Son: this is supposed to be about two dead guys but it's so catchy and kind of adorable?? probably the best song.
  • Seventeen: god dammit JD can you stop being a piece of shit for like four seconds
  • Shine a Light: a good idea in theory. but in practice...
  • Lifeboat: Real Fuckin' Sad
  • Shine a Light (Reprise): Heather what the fUCK
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: Real Fuckin' Sad 2 - electric boogaloo
  • Yo Girl: ghost chorus narrates girl's life in song, she does not appreciate it
  • Meant to be Yours: That's Fucked Up Man
  • Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): yES veronica you go fuckin save your school im so proud of u
  • I Am Damaged: everybody is sad nothing is okay shit's fucked
  • Seventeen (Reprise): nevermind i feel sort of okay with this now

GIF submitted by @bigdaddymongoose (Thanks to her, this GIF is what broke my writers block)


“Dammit Gemma! How do you talk me into this shit?” you gasped as you struggled to lift two hundred and fifty pounds of dead weight.

“Shut up sweetheart, we have to get him out of here before church is over. Now, lift with your knees, Y/N!” Gemma snapped.

You glared at your old man’s mother as you bent down to grab said dead weight’s feet again. “Tell me again, how he got dead?” you huffed.

Gemma blew out an exhausted breath as she dropped her half of dead guy and sat down on the picnic bench that was outside the clubhouse. “I found him this way,” you lifted an eyebrow, “Don’t look at me that way, I didn’t kill him!”

“So if you didn’t kill him and I didn’t kill him, why can’t we tell the guys?” you asked , taking a cigarette from her. 

“The club has to much other shit to worry about, between the Irish, the Aryan Brotherhood and Stahl,” she paused to light her own smoke, “ a dead body is just inconvenient.”

“Well, he doesn’t have ink, so I’m guessing not a rival MC, so civilian,” you groaned, “We can’t do this alone. This bastard’s heavy,” you looked down at him in disgust, “Who do you think we should get? Tig?”

Gemma nodded, “Tig. He knows a lot of hiding places for bodies.”

“Fine, chapel should be about wrapped up, I’ll go get him. You watch the lot,” you walked away murmuring about how Jax was going to kill you. 

Walking into the clubhouse, you sighed, the doors opened to the chapel and the Sons came strolling out. You were glad that Tig was the second one out, “Tig! Hey, Gemma needs your help with something!”

He paused to look at you, distrust plainly evident, “With what?”

You narrowed your eyes at him, “With something outside, asshole! Please?” If he made you beg, you swore to God that you were gonna kill him.

“Hey darlin’! Aren’t you going to come say hello?” Jax grinned at you. 

You smiled at him and leapt into his arms, your legs wrapping around his waist as you kissed him. “Does mom need my help?”

“Uh no, no! She was just trying to get some stuff ready for storage. I knew that you and Clay have a meeting in Oakland, so I thought Tig would be the best one to help,” you replied sweetly.

Jax narrowed his eyes at you, smacking his hand against your ass, smirking at your yelp, “You’re up to somethin’ sweetheart, I’ll get it out of you later. Tig go help ‘em.”

You smiled, not trusting yourself to speak, you turned quickly and grabbed Tig by his kutte and pulled him out the door. He had taken two steps outside when he saw the body and he froze.

“Nope, Hell no!” he all but yelled. You and Gemma both shushed him, “N. O. The last time I helped you two with a dead guy, I ended up with gun delivery for two weeks and missed out on all the pussy,” he just shook his head over and over. He started backing away with his hands up in the air.

“TIG! you shouted, “If you don’t help me, I swear to everything holy that I’ll tell Jax about you trippin’ balls on ‘shrooms, and that that is how I ended up with a black eye.”

He looked at you in surprise, “You wouldn’t! You know I thought you were one of those life size d-,’ his eyes narrowed as he watched you smirk, “You are one evil bitch, Y/N.”

You grinned at him, Gemma rolled her eyes, “Dead guy not staying fresh here?”

The three of you picked him up and were almost to the van, when the club doors opened, you looked at Tig who had just shut his eyes, “Dammit!”

“What the hell did you two do?!” Clay bellowed.

You and Gemma dropped the body and Tig fell backwards trapped under the guy. You spun around and started shaking your head, pointing at Gemma, “It was her, I had nothing to do with this one.”

“Traitor, she mumbled. “Clay I found the guy like this, we were just taking out the trash.”

Tig was yelling from under the guy, that he was heavy and smelled like he had shit himself and would someone please get him out from under him,

 Jax just shook his head at the three of you, “You’re all very unbalanced individuals.”


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aofuta, okay, ship this with me i’m begging you

  • futakuchi always saying things like, “you don’t have to be nervous, we can go at our own pace”
  • but being too nervous himself to make any moves
  • aone being the one to make a lot of first moves (initiates their first kiss, etc)
  • futakuchi always being kind of startled and waaaay embarrassed
  • but still telling aone he doesn’t need to be shy/embarrassed
  • BOTH OF THEM JUST BEING SHY AND EMBARRASSED BY INTIMATE PHYSICAL CONTACT
  • futakuchi takes aone’s hand when they’re walking home one day and he’s blushing really hard, so he puffs out his cheeks and looks away
  • and aone just looks down bc he’s blushing, too
  • and neither of them say anything
  • and they start holding hands every day
  • and they get used to it
  • and futakuchi’s like, “remember how you used to get so embarrassed by this?”
  • and laughs
  • even tho futakuchi pls u were embarrassed too
  • futakuchi trying to comfort aone over people being afraid of him
  • “well, kids are brats, anyway, so it’s not like what they think matters”
  • “girls are judgmental, so you can’t let what they think get to you”
  • “guys are assholes and you have me, so why does it matter?”
  • aone comforting futakuchi when he gets worried about the responsibilities of being captain
  • futakuchi getting mad at the younger members, ready to yell at them
  • aone putting his arm to stop futakuchi, and saying something supportive to the members instead
  • futakuchi talking to the team when aone can’t (which is often)
  • aone stopping futakuchi when he’s about to say too much
  • these two would balance each other out so nicely
  • and they’re date tech’s new parents
  • they even have a problem child to bicker over

  • PLEASE SHIP THIS WITH ME
Serbian idioms and phrases, their literal translations and meanings

1. Бог је високо, а Русија далеко. (Bog je visoko, a Rusija daleko.)

Translation: God is high above and Russia is far away. (meaning that help is far and very unlikely)

2.Вук длаку мења, али ћуд никад. (Vuk dlaku menja, ali ćud nikad.)

Translation: A wolf changes his hair, but never his character.

English equivalent: A leopard can’t change its spots.

3. Дала баба динар да се ухвати у коло, а два да се пусти. (Dala baba dinar da se uhvati u kolo, a dva da se pusti.)

Translation: Grandma gave a dinar to dance, and two to stop.

English equivalent: Be careful what you wish for

4. Кад на врби роди грожђе (Kad na vrbi rodi grožđe)

Translation: When willows bear grapes.

English equivalent: When pigs fly.

5. Не може и јаре и паре. (Ne može i jare i pare.)

Translation: You can’t have both your baby goat (kid) and your money.

English equivalent: You can’t have your cake and eat it (too).

6. Лупа као Максим по дивизији. (Lupa kao Maksim po diviziji.)

Translation: Banging like Maxim on division. (when someone says lots of things that make absolutely no sense)

7. Два лоша убише Милоша. (Dva loša ubiše Miloša.)

Translation:

1. Two bad (guys) killed Miloš.

2. Two bad - Miloš dead. (two bad guys joined forces to beat a good guy)

8. Не липчи магаре до зелене траве (Ne lipči magare do zelene trave.)

Translation:Don’t die till the grass is green, donkey (waiting for better things to happen)

9. Правити од комарца магарца. (Praviti od komarca magarca.)

Translation: To make a donkey out of a mosquito.

English equivalent: To make a mountain out of a molehill. 

10. Само слога Србина спаcава. (Samo sloga Srbina spasava.) 

Translation: Only unity saves the Serbs. 

*bonus fact: The phrase is an interpretation of what is taken to be four Cyrillic letters for “S” (written С) on the Serbian cross.

The Fifth Shadowcaster

Five Shadowcasters arrived in Lucittia in 1806. Aurora Carlisle married Lukas Ashe, the Count of the Highlands. Levente Kedves married Sophia Durand, the future Countess of the Lakes. Hugo Trevethan married her best friend, Greis Samsa – as their families have lived next door to each other (on both sides of the aisle) for the better part of a thousand years. Athanasia Dubois was mother to the future Duchess Rachel Dubois de Mario.

But what of the fifth Shadowcaster? What of Daniel Solovyov?

Daniel Solovyov was born in the previous Enlightened settlement in 1786, barely survived the battle of 1806, and then joined the Lucittian merchant marine. He took up with the Duke de Mario and his trading opportunities, volunteering to be the go between for the island and their various trading establishments. He was responsible for striking up trade with England, where he met an upper class merchant and his daughter, Genevieve Michelakakis (1789-1871). When Daniel discovered that her father was embroiled in the Atlantic slave trade, Daniel turned to piracy, commanding his ship of Ornithoon men to disrupt the slave trade as best possible. The merchant claimed later that Daniel kidnapped his daughter, but according to the records of everyone on Lucittia at the time, Genevieve happily ran away with the dashing Russian pirate. They married on Lucittia in 1810 and Daniel was off to continue both his legitimate trading and also his piracy. They had two children and despite the fact Daniel was a pirate, he lived to the ripe old age of 83.

His descendants continued to captain the Catherine’s Revenge until well after piracy had gone out of fashion. His current inheritors include Luca and Greis Dervishi, apothecaries who have been unsatisfactorily linked to several cases of possible domestic poisonings, Robin Merlo, a disgruntled and displaced Collector who joined the Shadowcasters as soon as he was able, and Felix Lagana, the last captain of the Catherine’s Revenge. The ship remains in the Phospolis harbour.

Waiting.


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title: tonight i need to hold you 

genre: fluff/reality| rating: pg-13 | warnings: swearing

word count: 1700

description: an insight into dan and phil’s relationship as of late in the form of conversations on a tour bus and getting used to waking up in new city every day.

“being on tour with you isn’t much different to being home with you, except we’re on a bus that’s constantly moving and it’s the bumpiest sex i’ve ever had.”

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This is Albert Burckhardt’s character profile, now edited and updated (or I’m doing it now lmao) to be accurate again!

Here’s the structure and what’s under the cut:

  1. Basic info (Birthdate, star sign, estimated age, height, residence)
  2. Appearance (Hair and eye colour, body set, earrings & clothes)
  3. Characteristics (Traits and skills)
  4. Story/past (Not including his route)

Spoilers for Albert’s past ahead! Read with caution!

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“isn’t this the name of the third one” title: check
proper young man who allies with jack: check
not actually proper young woman, empowering™: check 
proper romantic subplot: check
zombies: check
barbossa feat. a massive wig: check
~magic~ tattooed woman: check
jack about to be executed: check
the fucking monkey: check

……….johnny depp: check
cringe level: 9000+

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Her pure heart will cleanse mine.