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gotham villains | mental disorders (insp.)

↳ jerome valeska aka the joker. —sociopath as a symptom of narcissistic personality disorder (npd). 
↳ jonathan crane aka scarecrow. —phobia as a type of anxiety disorder.
↳ tabitha galavan aka tigress. —sadistic personality disorder (spd).
↳ harvey dent aka two face. —split personality or dissociative identity disorder (did).
↳ edward nygma aka the riddler. —obsessive–compulsive disorder (ocd).
↳ oswald cobblepot aka the penguin. —napoleon complex.
↳ victor zsasz aka zsasz —cold-blooded as a symptom of antisocial personality disorder (aspd).
↳ ivy “pamela” pepper aka poison ivy —manipulative as a symptom of histrionic personality disorder (hpd).
↳ nathaniel barnes aka the executioner. —intermittent explosive disorder (ied).
↳ jervis tetch aka mad hatter. —paranoid schizophrenia or schizophrenia, paranoid type (spt).

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Batman Villains and their Favorite Memes
  • Edward Nygma: He whole-heartedly and unironically hates minions with a fiery passion. It's the source of many fights with Harley and Jervis. He also collects Rare Pepes.
  • Bane: Just...just DO IT! Break Batman's back! Rule Gotham! DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
  • Jonathan Crane: he INVENTED the gothic meme, don't even tell me otherwise. It creeps the other inmates out when he reads them out loud, mainly bc he does so in the dead of night.
  • Killer Croc: Arkham is calm (enough), until, out of nowhere, Croc runs into the room roaring "John CENAAAAAA"
  • Ivy: "Why the fuck you lyin?" meme. In particular, whenever the Joker says anything. She has the audio saved on Harley's phone and plays it while he talks. She's also a fan of the "gal pal" meme for obvious reasons.
  • Deadshot: he likes a lot of memes, especially "mmmm watcha say", but it's still hard to-
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  • Harley: "What are THOOSE?" Literally nowhere is safe. Sometimes she combines it with her old favorite meme, the dress meme, for terrifying "what color are THOOOSE?" results. She's always a slut for good memes
  • Joker: There's nothing like a good old-fashioned Rick Roll! Especially when you use it as a countdown to piss Batsy off while he's detonating that bomb! Also the Mcfreakin lose it meme, he tries to reenact that once.
  • Râs Al Ghul: Talia, stop telling everyone he's dead.
  • Selina Kyle: "Hoe, don't do it!" bc those are often words said in her presence and it's practically about her now. She also sends the Rihanna winking gif in any situation.
  • Harvey Dent: "Breadstick" meme, whenever meeting up for deals he makes sure there's breadsticks, so if things go badly he can flip to see if he grabs the bread and runs or not. He also firmly believes in the Berenstein/Berenstain multiverse theory...or half of him does, at least.
  • Jervis Tetch: "I lo-" meme and "X and chill". "Yes Jerv, we know, you love Alice so much, you want to read Lewis Carroll and chill with her-GOD DONT DO THE LOOK"
  • Talia Al Ghul: "Bitch, where?" meme bc Talia relates to being flawless on a deep and personal level.
  • Victor Fries: You've heard of giving life back to your unconscious wife, now get ready for years of disappointment and bitterness!
  • Oswald: Penguin, there's no need to feel down, I said, Penguin, steal those birds all year round,
  • Clayface: "you're a kid you're a squid" bc he can be both a kid AND a squid

Yeah but do you guys realize how many headcanons can come from Rogues at christmas

- Mr Freeze being actually allowed outside of his cell b/c it’s cold enough

- Harley belting out Christmas Carols starting from November 30th to January 2nd

- Edward asking christmasy riddles instead of his usual riddles

- Jervis making santa hats for everyone which they accept but on the sly check for mind control chips just in case

- Bruce lowkey making sure they get an actual christmas this time

- Killer crocs tank decorated with painted snowmen and santas

- Ivy hanging mistletoe over every entrance and then pulling Harley under every single one

- Firefly being kept away from the christmas tree because he might get a bit too enthusiastic with the bulbs

- Jonathan having to hang the bulbs by the top of the tree b/c he’s the only one tall enough to reach them

- Harvey trying to decide between a candy cane stripe tie or a reindeer tie

- Oswald decking out the iceburg lounge with tinsel and holly, complete with only the Michael Buble soundtrack

- Joker joining Harley in singing the Christmas carols but in a slightly more inappropriate manner like

Guys

Arkham xmas headcanons

Okay but can you imagine much the Gotham Academy kids would use the #OnlyInGotham hashtag

  • Red Hood came crashing through the window of my Math class today. Told us to “stay on drugs” and “don’t do school.” Math test STILL not cancelled #soundadvice #OnlyInGotham 
  • Learned that one of the tunnels that runs under GA also runs under Arkham Asylum #thatsreassuring #OnlyInGotham 
  • Somehow Riddler got hold of my number and has been spamming my phone with riddles for the past week #fml #HeIsntEvenACoolOne #OnlyInGotham 
  • Thought I scored some of the good stuff last night off a shady dude hanging around campus. Turned out to be Fear Toxin #WellShit #BetterThanTheExorcist #OnlyInGotham 
  • My English professor had to yell at Red Robin for breaking into the girls dorm last night. He tried to explain he was tailing Harley Quinn #ThatsWhatTheyAllSay #OnlyInGotham 
  • That weird girl from school’s mom is a super-villain? Okay. #WhoIsntASupervillainNoawadays #OnlyInGotham 
  • Two-Face came into the store I work at today asking about the two for one offer. Stayed and talked for a while. Called me gorgeous. Was he hitting on me? #ImALittleYoung #IDontThinkIt’llWorkOut #OnlyInGotham 
  • Jokerized hordes outside? We’re all in tents with only one escape route? Teachers armed with flashlights and baseball bats to protect us? Ofc it’s gunna be okay. #ThatsWhatTheySaidLastTime #OnlyInGotham 
  • My friend killed her house plant. Pray for her. #OnlyInGotham
what the rogues are doing in group therapy instead of actual group therapy

ivy: staring longingly out the window at the arkham gardens and checking the clock every five minutes.

waylon: reading a book if he can, if not he sits at the back and tries to keep to himself.

jon: tries to get a rise out of the doctor. if he has to suffer through group therapy then so will the doctor. 

harley: also tries to get a rise of out the doctor, but not always deliberately. she’s just very chatty and tends to take up the bulk of speaking time.

eddie: also takes up a bulk of speaking time, but instead of using it for beneficial reasons like harley, he just complains about how stupid this all is and how there are sooooo many better things he could be doing with his time.

harvey: messes with his coin if he’s allowed to or argues with everybody.

joker: who fucking knows honestly, he’s probably banned from group therapy because he just riles everyone up too much. 

victor (fries): a casual observer. he rarely gets involved with group sessions but always leaves with a headache.

jervis: lots of improbable stories but probably tries to get something good out of it like harley.