two best friends play

PAT GETS IN AND OUT OF BED IN 7 EASY STEPS

  • 1: You climb in, and you slide your feet, right?
  • 2: Then you move da flap
  • 3: Then you stare at the ceiling for like 45 minutes or some shit
  • 4: Then you slowly turn, and nudge your shoulder up, so that you can get the-the stuff
  • 5: You just put these perfectly, at like a right angle?
  • 6A:  To get out, you move da flap again OR
  • 6B: If you’re a lazy fuck, you just kinda slide and fall out
  • 7: Fix the blankets and make sure the flap is pre-moved for your next sleeping experience

~ Pat and Paige attempt to stream…Again