two bears high fiving

anonymous asked:

True facts about Two-Bears-Highfiving

• The only true unproblematic character
• Does a bear shit in the woods? He certainly doesn’t know, what’s a bear? What’s a wood?
• He got his name high fiving a yao guai, two-yao-guais-high-fiving was deemed not catchy enough by Joshua
• Lives in Joshua’s old man cave
• Old man two-bears-high-fiving