two and a half meme

steve’s middle name is spelled G-R-A-N-T but it’s pronounced ‘trouble’
  • <p> <b>ENTP :</b> You look like my first husband.<p/><b>INFP :</b> How many times have you been married ?<p/><b>ENTP :</b> None yet.<p/><b>INFP :</b> <p/><b>ENTP :</b> <p/><b>INFP :</b> Oh my God.<p/></p>
The Signs As Bass Section Things
  • Aries: ♪ If you love me, let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ♪
  • Taurus: WROOONG
  • Gemini: *keeping score of how many times the tenors mess up*
  • Cancer: Fixing each other's bow ties before concerts
  • Leo: *piggy-back-rides too far down the row* "NOO I DON'T WANNA BE A TENOR"
  • Virgo: "I spilled my coffee all over my music...it all smells like pumpkin spice now..."
  • Libra: Are you a bass? Or are you a baritone? You'll never know unless you have a solo in the concert
  • Scorpio: *constantly trying to out-low-note each other*
  • Sagittarius: "We bought matching Santa hats at the Dollar Store."
  • Capricorn: "We were gonna get em at Target, but we got kicked out."
  • Aquarius: *shows up to rehearsal 15 minutes late with a plate of mocha brownies*
  • Pisces: The whole section trying to sing the soprano part

i’m 100% certain that wynonna blames the earp curse for every slight inconvenience in her life,

wynonna: *stubs her toe* this is because of the god damn earp curse

wynonna: *has no more donuts left; clenches fist & hisses* earp curse……..

that dark kermit meme but instead of a kermit in a hood it’s an asshole

how to make spongebob on broadway great

spongebob is a green witch who fights for equal rights but is hated by almost everyone

patrick is spongebob’s blonde and initially vain roommate and best friend who is forced to speak out against him

sandy is a scandalous prince from the vinkus

it’s actually wicked

have two shows of wicked playing on broadway at the same time

25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS WITH JINSSMILE: DECEMBER 8

DATING JUNGKOOK WOULD INVOLVE:

  • I gotta try really hard not to swerve rn
  • this boy
  • okay here we go fam
  • I feel like at first, he’d be SUPER shy
  • I mean, he is scared of girls and all
  • International playboy my ass
  • You’d definitely have to initiate skinship
  • and if it was unexpected, he might do something like this:
  • Kookie takes you to the movies for your third date
  • Even though it’s a good movie, you’re not really paying attention because you’re more focused on how empty Jungkook’s right hand is, and how your left hand just happens to be as well
  • You’ve given him all the signs, but he still won’t grab your hand, so you’ve decided to grab his instead
  • When the movie gets to a more fluffy scene, you take a chance and lace your fingers through his
  • Meanwhile, Jungkook was taking a sip of his drink, so when you grabbed his hand, he was caught off guard
  • Let just say that this resulted in what looked like a fountain coming from Jungkook’s mouth and some very unhappy people sitting in front of you two
  • so at the beginning of your relationship with Kookie, you’d mainly see his fluffy bean side
  • but as soon as the two of you get closer, your world would be turned upside down
  • this is when you’d begin to see his meme side
  • “Y/NNNN!!!!”
  • You look up from your phone screen at him, and he’s standing there with his eyes crossed and his hands on either side of his face mimicking jazz hands
  • You just sigh and look back down at your phone, “Yes Jungkook?”
  • Taking the hint from your response, he drops his arms to his sides, “When are you going to start paying attention to me?”
  • He sits beside you on the couch and lays his head in your lap
  • “When you stop being annoying, Kookie.” you respond through a chuckle
  • his cuteness is going to be hard to resist fam
  • Jungkook seems like the type to perform aegyo to try and persuade you to do things
  • so brace yourself fam
  • but underneath that cute exterior is LITERALLY THE MOST TEMPTING BIAS WRECKER EVER
  • *cough* excuse me. *cough* I don’t really know what just happened there
  • umm.. anywayssss….
  • he may not be too experienced in the whole… um you know.. STUFF
  • but he’s a quick learner… they don’t call him the golden maknae for nothing..
  • *insert sipping coffee meme*
  • most importantly though, Jungkook would be very protective
  • he really cares about your happiness and well-being
  • you text him one night:
  • y: Kookie~~ I had a bad day.. Come cuddle me?
  • k: WHY Y/N? WHAT HAPPENED?? WHO WAS IT? ARE YOU OKAY? I’M ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW.
  • y: Kookie, chill. I’m fine lol. Just had a long day.
  • k:WHO WAS IT? WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?
  • y: Jeon Jungkook.
  • k: Me? What did I do?
  • y: You’re not here cuddling me right now. That’s what you did.
  • k: oh. I’m almost there. Sorryyy
  • y: You have five minutes. Or else!
  • overall, I feel like Kookie would be a really fun boyfriend
  • he’d be a good shoulder to cry on (have you seen those muscular shoulders thoooo *swoon*)
  • he’d listen to you
  • he’d also be a lot to deal with sometimes though
  • you gotta stay on your toes with this one
  • you’d stay entertained though
  • it’d be one of those half roast/half love relationships
  • you two would be literal meme goals

Originally posted by dabbingjungkookie

THIS WILL FOREVER BE MY FAVORITE KOOKIE GIF

Originally posted by thfangirlstuff

I’M NOT SWERVING OMG

Originally posted by eonnies-blog

“stop filming me jagi~ “

This is the end of the BTS as your boyfriend series!! I hope you guys enjoyed these! I really liked making them because I feel like I’m just straight up talking to you/giving you dating advice lol. I really want to make more of these type of posts in the future! Anyways, tomorrow starts a new series!! Look forward to it!! *wiggles eyebrows*

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