IMAGINE if Thrawn captures the entire Ghost crew for entirely petty personal geeky reasons...
Thrawn: I got all you, even the droid and ex-Agent Kallus! Now to do what must be done!
Pryce: Thrawn, how’s the torture com- what is going on? Why is the Twi’lek and the Jedi just sitting at the table, drinking together like they’re on a date.
Thrawn: You see, I really want them to kiss, I’m not going to kill the Jedi until he kisses Captain Syndulla. So I recreated their Rion’s moons days down to the caf I served them. Besides, its torture that they can’t kiss or the Jedi will die.
Hera: A-hem (bad acting) Oh no, I really want to kiss my Jedi, but he’ll be killed if I do. (sips caf)
Kanan: (bad acting) Oh no, I really want to kiss you Hera, like really kiss you, but I’ll become one with the Force if I do and like we won’t be together again. (sips caf)
Pryce: Then what are you doing with the younger Jedi, the Lothal-street rat?
Thrawn: You see, I choose a very specific punishment specific to his past experiences. I decided to make him my apprentice, my protege.
Ezra: (in Imperial uniform) Oh no, I’m Thrawn’s apprentice, whatever shall I do?
Thrawn: Adorable, he reminds me of young Eli.
Pryce: The Mandalorian?
Thrawn: She’s tied over there and I placed her in front of bad art until she autographs the graffiti I extracted from Lothal.
Sabine: This art sucks!
Pryce: The Fulcrum and Lasat?
Thrawn: I placed them in a frozen confinement. (turns on surveillance screen)
Zeb and Kallus: (on screen and freezing) We are NOT cuddling for your amusement!
Thrawn: Any moment now, they’re gonna share body heat and I’ll draw that.
Pryce: The droid?
Thrawn: I decided to make the droid an offer he couldn’t refuse. It had so much potential for the Empire that I sent it to Emperor Palpatine’s court.
Palpatine: (getting Force-lightninged by Chopper) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chopper: BEpbep, heheheheheehe