The original Star Wars trio are really epitomizing the three ways to successfully be a Cool Older Person ™ on Twitter

  • Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself): the Bernie Sanders / George Takei type. Completely coherent, correct grammar, uses punctuation so u can tell he’s old. Polite replies to Star Wars asks and theories. Nice dad vibe overall.
  • Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher): the Cher type. Incoherent shitposting and huge emojis. Still manages to make a point and always be nice. Bashes Donald Trump. Crazy lovable aunt vibe overall.
  • Harrison Ford: no twitter. Stays away from all our goddamn nonsense. truly a wise man.