one of my friends is walking for oscar de la renta, another is going to be in juicy j’s new mv, and the other just signed with her third agency honestly I feel like a proud mom with stunning ethereal goddesses for daughters
• A Thank youu! Basically means fuck off • There’s a 70% chance you will end up gay • You spend your time wondering why the hell some singles weren’t released • There is a religious ship (Allysus) • You can now daydream about a possibility with Lauren because she came out • You would also vote for her if she ran for President in 2032 • You read hidden languages on Tumblr • We release songs before their premier but somehow nobody can find Camila’s audition video. • You learn how to suck before your first kiss, because those smuts are wild. • A unicorn can be in love with a dragon • Novembers are cursed • We are considered chickens • You never know if it’s a real or a manip • Looks matter more than kisses • You end up reading Camren, even if you don’t ship Camren • We are the slaves of 5 women • Lauren girls are everywhere. • We are astronomers (sun and moon) • You would literally impale yourself for a second of recognition at a concert • We have managed to hate a potato chip (Dorito) • All straight relationship are considered PR • We thanked Allysus when Camila didn’t kiss MGK • Reaction videos are your life (shoutout TheIncoming) • We are proud crack addicts (Camren Crack-shout out heybooboodaddi) • You can recite tour videos and take overs by heart • Who are The Vamps again? Yeah, I don’t remember them. • Pancakes! • There’s always a possibility that you’re talking to a member of Dinah’s loving family • Normani can kill you with just one booty pop • Ally makes you want to be innocent • You always wait for that Camila wink during a song • Cue Lauren laughing at Camila’s joke • Also, one of them turned you gay… (Probably Lauren)
It kind of upsets me that the only thing people got out of Lauren’s letter is that she is bisexual. She spent a good amount of time and work writing that beautiful, incredibly written letter that comes across every problem Trump creating, but everyone just seems to care about is that she came out. Yes, she came out but that’s not the point Lauren is trying to get across.