WEIRD CONVERSATIONS WITH MY PARENTS
- Dad: Can't you just name the dog something normal?
- Me: Like what?
- Dad: I don't know. Like Cooper.
- Me: Only if his first name can be Special Agent Alice.
- Mom: What does that even mean?
- Me: It means he's a federal agent disguised as a rock star disguised as a dog, Diane.
- Dad: ...what?