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literally tho my fellow lesbeans how many of us have OBSESSED over random men who showed us the slightest bit of attention for Compulsory Heterosexuality reasons??? i have an entire diary full of my 7th grade self being literally obsessed with this boy at my middle school bc i wanted that Hetero Validation but like damn we all see right through it bella this isnt romance we all know whats going on

 So here’s my first request ! I hope you enjoy it and it’s not too terrible ! I put it under the cut bc it turned out a little longer than expected ???

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Most reviewed fics (on ffnet):

As of March 2017

  1. Rebuilding by Colubrina - M, 300 chapters - Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through ‘8th year’ and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
  2. Isolation by Bex-chan - M, 48 chapters - He can’t leave the room. Her room. And it’s all the Order’s fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something’s going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. “There,” she spat. “Now your Blood’s filthy too!” DM/HG. PostHBP.
  3. Like Brothers by Colubrina - T, ABANDONED - Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potter are killed and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU. I WILL NEVER AGAIN UPDATE THIS.
  4. The Wrong Strain by Colubrina - T, WIP - Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She’d die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE.
  5. Turncoat by elizayeM, 101 chapters - Switching sides. “I have only one condition, and I trust it won’t be hard for you to meet. I want Granger.” Rated M for sex/language/torture.
  6. The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 - T, ABANDONED - Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
  7. The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty - M, 103 chapters - Hermione has everything she could possibly want… Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there’s the thing with The Bracelet… 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
  8. Parenting Class by IcyPanther -T, 38 chapters - Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they’ll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
  9. Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 - T, 30 chapters - Draco gave a cocky grin. “I am going to give you a makeover.” “I’m sorry what?” “You heard me Granger, I’m going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible.”
  10. Eros & Psyche by RZZMG - M, WIP - Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It’s Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card…
  11. Presque Toujours Pur by ShayaLonnie - M, 38 chapters - Bellatrix’s torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.
  12. The Bespoke Witch by glitterally - M, 80 chapters - Hermione is offered a war-stake by Dumbledore. She ignorantly accepts the beautiful scroll only to find she has thereby agreed to become Wife to the House of Malfoy. An on-the-go education by Minerva, Molly, and Astoria ensues as Hermione enters formal courtship by Draco and Lucius. Utterly absurd and a tad naughty. AU, OOC. Utter tripe.
  13. Broken by inadaze22 - M, 36 chapters - He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
  14. Hermione Malfoy by superscar - M, 20 chapters reviewsAt the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
  15. A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver - M, 54 chapters - Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn’t marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
  16. We Learned the Sea by luckei1 - T, 37 chapters - Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
  17. Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight - M, 24 chapters - A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
  18. The Green Girl by Colubrina -T, 22 chapters - Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
  19. The Alkahest by Shadukiam - M, WIP - The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione’s perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team… Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).
  20. Scales and a Tail by Halfling - M, ABANDONED - Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.

vriska-h8s-you  asked:

When Meyers made a genderswapped twilight to show it 'isnt sexist' (lol) and um giving me the tools to make a complete lesbian au of New Moon where Bella finds comfort in a pack of werewolf lesbians. Or um actual Twilight where lesbian Leah hooks up with Bella.

i totally forgot about leah who is ALSO a lesbian who had a comp het crush on jacob and whose infertility and werewolfism is a metaphor for her alienation from other women because of her lesbianism but she is also dating bella


Top 10 longest fics posted on AO3 this month

1. Written on the Heart by who_la_hoop [E, 113.9k]

Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? […] Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.
When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?
H/D Erised 2016

2. Inlaqueo by @inkandblade [T, 101.2k]

It should have been a simple job; a few pictures, a background check… it was anything but. Harry was never going to have a problem with the job being about Draco Malfoy, but somehow, a coffee or two later, it got personal.

3. Muggle Technology and Heroism by TommyLane [E, 89.6k]

Draco Malfoy wasn’t exactly the best roommate Harry’s ever had. The man tended to watch way too much James Bond and his obsession with muggle technology not only rivaled Arthur Weasley’s but more often than not ended with Harry trying to assure him that the appliances weren’t out to get him. Then there was the little fact that Harry was hopelessly in love with him while Draco remained completely unaware, bringing nameless men home night after night. […]

4. The Way We Are by lemondrops154 [M, 76.2k]

Harry and Draco return to Hogwarts for their Eight Year, and Harry just can’t seem to control himself around the blonde 

5. Twilight Moonbeams by @kittylin15​ [M, 72.8k]

Since the ministry had confiscated the Malfoy vaults Draco was required to find a job though no one would hire him. After saving him from an altercation in Knockturn Ally George Weasley offers him a job at the joke shop as a potion master. Harry doesn’t approve and checks in often to make sure that Malfoy is not up to something. 

6. Headlights in the Snow by @natasha-stawarski-does-stuff [M, 71.6k]

What’s big and purple and smells like tea? Harry is about to find out. 
★ Advent fic 2016

7. With This Ring by @absolutetrashking [E, 68k]

After one regret filled weekend with Draco Malfoy, Harry’s ready to move on. But when a Dark Artifact is found during an Auror raid, no one seems to know what it’s for other than Draco himself. 

8. Save The Date by @julietsemophaseMercutio_Snow [M, 62.2]

Draco is the Darkling Prince of Halloween Land…or is he? Wasn’t he back at Hogwarts for his final year of school? Weren’t he and Harry just starting to get along? At least he has started to remember; Harry has no clue he’s not where he’s supposed to be. However, he has had the strangest dream about a blond boy he’s never met, but seems to be in love with… Time is running out and it’s up to Draco to find Harry and get them back to the real world, before they are lost forever.

9. An Arrangement by Calminaiel [E, 58.3k]

Draco’s life changed dramatically after the Battle of Hogwarts and now, five years later, Harry Potter reenters his life with a proposition to help him cope. 
From Foundations series

10. I Need A Drink by @unadulteratedstorycollector [E, 56.3k]

Harry likes Draco. And maybe Draco likes Harry. Some people are happy about it, but some definitely are not. Will their love be enough to hold them together? Or will they do what everyone expects? 

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