Last night I was watching the conjuring while my friend was on FaceTime this is the conversation that occurred:
Me: I love that scene.
Her: Which one?
Me: The one where Renesmee points at the terrifying demon witch thing.
Her: Did you just say Renesmee?
Me: Yeah, I don’t know her real name or who she is supposed to be in this movie. You know what I never understood the whole concept behind naming her that, I mean when Bella was preggo and thought it was a boy she was all “I’ll name him EJ, Edward Jacob.” Edward and Jacob are perfectly normal names then the baby pops out and she names it Renesmee. Did she sneak off before the birth and throw scrabble tiles at the wall?
Her: Don’t believe that shit, if that little demon seed was a boy she would have named it Jakeward or some shit.
Me: *Laughs uncontrollably