twilight kid

post-tp zelink headcanon that link and zelda have intense and increasingly extra archery competitions, but sometimes zelda lets link win, because he always looks so happy when he does and there’s little zelda wouldn’t do to see link smile and woop like he has no care in the world. meanwhile link has long figured out what zelda is doing, but he plays along, because he knows it makes zelda happy and there’s little link wouldn’t do to see zelda smile and laugh that freely.

imagine you’re a busboy at eden’s twilight and some kid, clearly drugged out of his mind, bruised, and panicking, checking over his shoulder every other second, comes up to you and says “hey i’ll pay you a hundred bucks if you knock me out in the next minute” do you a) call the police like a decent human being or b) take the money and knock him out