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The Great Big Sonia Picdump of 2017

featuring occasional commentary by Mod Sakura

ok WOW

You’re off by 40-50 years. 

SONIA NO

HAJIME, RUN. RUN FAR AWAY.

(side note: I’ll probably tag this appropriately in case any of you are uncomfortable with suggested vore).

someone please teach her appropriate slang I fucking can’t

WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY ARE YOU RUNNING?

CHILL

This is terrible advice

we’re in the middle of a fucking trial sonia we’re not stopping to have fucking tea goddamnit

what the fuck did you do

This just in: Hajime is the messiah.

Bonus: Sonia getting way too excited about cleaning

(I don’t have screencaps for the “long and thick” line or from when she talks about makango and I’m very sad)

🌸 Mod Sakura 🌸

The Lonely Tree (Part 4)

Word Count: 921

Summary: You and Steve start texting each other.

Warnings: Lil bit of language, drunk reader (briefly) 

A/N: Happy Tuesday, my lovelies!

Parts 1  2  3

Originally posted by puntogon


About a week after your unplanned nap in the grass, Steve finally bit the bullet and asked for your number.


Wednesday, 12:30 pm

Hey, are you busy?

I mean I’m writing an essay but I would love a reason to procrastinate

No its okay! Finish your essay

Stop trying to be a good influence on me its gross

Lonely tree?

Lonely tree


Wednesday 1:24

Steve

Steve I’m bored

Steven

Steven Buscemi Rogers

Oh my god what

That’s definitely your middle name isn’t it

Definitely not

Steve Buscemi Rogers

Stop

It’s not my fault that there aren’t very many famous Steves

I hate you

No you don’t

No I don’t

What were you texting me about?

Oh yeah can I move now?

Now that you’ve been distracting me it’s going to take even longer

Bite me, blondie

Your annoyed sigh was ruined by your smile, and Steve shook his head at you before refocusing on his drawing


Thursday 8:56 am

Are you awake yet

No


Thursday 9:00 am

How about now?

Remember when you used to be nice to me? That was a good time in my life

I’m still nice to you!

Nonsense. When did you get so sassy?

You started it

I can still smack you later

But you wont

And why not

Because I’ll be nice to you later and you’ll forgive me

Lame

Lonely Tree?

Yes. Just know that I hate you

You used to get up early for this all the time

Not on Thursdays

You know you don’t have to, right?

Let me be grumpy and inconvenienced in peace. I’m coming.

I love you

Shut up

You’re a goddess

I hate you

I’m bringing you a muffin

I love you

That’s better

You’re a goddess

You’re damn right I am

“Who are you texting, giggle box?” Nat eyed you with amusement as you rolled out of bed.

“No one,” you lied. “Just read something funny.”


Friday, 9:32 pm

My roommate and I are going to a party at her boyfriend’s place if you want to come?

Not really my thing

Could you make it your thing just this once?

Maybe another time

Okay… Are you alright?

Yeah?

Are you sure?

Yeah, why?

Because if you’re anything less than super happy I can be there in ten minutes

Steve?

Steeeeeeve?

I’m alright

I don’t believe you

I promise I’m okay I’m just working on something right now

Okay sorry

You didn’t do anything wrong

I appreciate the concern

“What’s wrong with you? Why didn’t you tell her to come over?” Bucky questioned, reading the texts over Steve’s shoulder and swatting him on the back of the head.

“Because I’m fine. Stop reading over my shoulder!”

“She was willing to ditch a party for you! That’s a big deal.”

“I’m fine, Buck.”

“I know you are, but she doesn’t!”

“Stay out of it.”

“Hey, I’m just trying to help you out!”


Saturday, 1:47 am

STEVE

YOU KNOW HOW YOUR NAME IS STEVEN AND YOU GO BY STEVE

Why are you so excited right now

BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW YOU SPELL IT WITH A V

…yes?

WHAT IF PEOPLE WHO SPELL IT STEPHEN WENT BY STEPHE

How drunk are you right now

NO STEVE IT’S FUNNY SAY IT OUT LOUD LIKE STEEF

Oh my god

WHAT UP STEEF

You need to go to sleep

BUT ITS SO FUNNYY

Where are you? Do you need me to come get you?

NAATTY TOOK ME HOME

Okay good now you need to get some sleep

Fiiiiiiiine

Goodnight Y/N

Nighty night

I’ll come by in the morning to check on you okay?

Y/N?


Saturday 11:52 am

Oh god I am so sorry

Don’t worry about it

That’s so embarrassing

Hey it could have been worse

Worse than Steef?

Trust me on this

Sounds like there’s a story there

Care to share?

Maybe later… How are you feeling?

Your roommate wouldn’t let me in this morning

She was doing both of us a favor. This thing I’ve got going on right now is not cute

You’re always cute what are you talking about

“Oh my god,” you and Nat whispered simultaneously. You were curled up together on your bed still from when she had pounced on you this morning after shooing Steve away.

“Aww look you’re all flustered,” Nat teased, pinching your cheek.

“Shut up.”

“I still can’t believe it took this boy showing up at our door with hangover remedies for you to tell me about him. My little baby is growing up… sneaking around behind my back, having secret meetings in the woods.” Nat gave a fake sniffle as you rolled your eyes.

“This is exactly why I didn’t tell you.”


“Oh my god,” Steve groaned out, hitting his forehead against his desk a few times.

“What?” Bucky looked up from his laptop curiously.

“I called her cute, and now she’s not answering me.”

“Haven’t you literally called her a goddess before?”

“That was a joke! This is different.”

Bucky opened his mouth to answer, but opted for a suggestive smile instead when Steve’s phone chimed softly

Yeah, yeah okay 

Bite me, blondie

“What did she say?”

“Umm… Nothing.”

Bucky plucked the phone out of Steve’s hands with an exaggerated sigh and gave a wide smile when he read the texts. Before Steve could stop him, Bucky sent a quick reply and tossed the phone back. Steve’s mouth dropped open as he read the message.

Maybe later, gorgeous

Halfway across campus, your room was filled with the sound of shrieks and giggles.


Part 5


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panic! at the disco leaked album tracklist
  1. Hallelujah
  2. This is Gospel. Again
  3. The Church Isn’t That Bad
  4. I’m Straight, But…
  5. Religion Religion Religion Religion REL
  6. I’m Married And Ryan Ross Isn’t
  7. What Does That Say About You, Ryan? Haha. Fuck You
  8. I’m Over 2009
  9. Church Gay
  10. I Never Fucked Wayne, I Never Succd Zack
  11. But Seriously Ryan Are You Okay Man? Fuck You And All That But Like…. Are You Doing Okay?
Water Fast FAQ

What is a water fast? A water fast is where you abstain from eating food and consume only water for a specific amount of time.

Is there a particular water that I should drink? No. Any water will do, as long as it is just water with noting added.

How long should I go for my first fast? I suggest 3 days for your first fast to get an idea as to what you will be facing.

What was your longest fast? 30 days.

Why do you water fast? Health reasons and weight loss.

What are the benefits of water fasting? Water fasting is a great way to jump start your new healthy life style, because generally speaking it reboots your system and rids all of the poor things you have been putting into your body. People use water fasting to cleanse their system for things such as becoming vegetarian or vegan or simply making a drastic change in dietary plans. I’ve also encountered tons of people who have used water fasting to help/cure eye sight issues, eczema, other skin issues such as acne, bowel issues, stomach issues, and more. There have even been some cases and personal accounts of people water fasting and then having their cancer cells lowered or disappear. However the most common use of water fasting is for weight loss.

What is the difference between restricting/eating disorder and fasting? Generally speaking restricting is about control and stems from a mental illness or other psychological problems. Restricting is not about being healthy and strong and doesn’t have an end date. Where an eating disorder is a mental illness water fasting is about health and strength and is not a long term plan but instead a journey with an intended end date.

How do I start a fast? You want to start a fast by easing into it. Doing so prepares your body for the decrease in food which is to come. Thus I suggest 2-3 days of eating just fruits and veggies and then transitioning into another   2-3 day period where you juice. After doing so you may move into your water fast.

How do I end a fast? You want to end a fast the same way you started it, by EASING out of it. Doing so prepares your body for the reintroduction of food and prevents your body from assuming that food will disappear again. Thus I suggest 2-3 days of just consuming juice/juicing. After these 2-3 days, . you should move on to another 2-3 days of consuming just fruits and veggies. After this period of time you can add back in lean proteins and other non fruit and veggie items.

How do I juice? You have to buy a juicer to make your own juice. Sense these can be expensive you can also buy fresh juice instead.

What juice can I buy if I don’t have a juicer? I generally juice my own fruits and veggies, so I don’t remember the exact brands I bought. So I would go to a farmers market, juice bar, organic market, or whole foods store and look for organic fruit juices there.

When should I drink the juice? I honestly just drank when i would naturally consume food. SO maybe 1-2 cups of juice for breakfast. A cup for a snack. 1-2 cups for lunch. A cup for another snack. 1-2 cups for dinner. And maybe another cup for another snack.

When should I consume the veggies? Once again, I consumed it when I would normally eat. So breakfast, snack, lunch, snack, dinner, snack.

Is there any particular fruit or veggie i should consume while easing in or out of fasting? No anything will really do but leafy greens and things like watermelon (Which has a high water content) are especially good for you.

How much water should i drink drink on a fast? I suggest anywhere between 1-2 gallons a day. You should be drinking constantly the whole day. And peeing frequently. It doesn’t matter when your drinking the water just that it’s constant throughout the day. Sense there about 8 water bottles in a gallon, and I aim for 2 gallons (8 x 2= 16 water bottles)…I either carry around a water bottle and try to fill it/consume 16 bottles before the day ends. Or I carry around a gallon water bottle and try to drink 2 of those before the day ends.

Does it matter if the water is cold? I have been told by experienced people that drinking cold water is better because your body supposedly works harder to convert it to the temperature of your body, but I’m not sure.

How does water fasting work? Basically after about 3 days your body goes into something called ketosis where your body starts to metabolize/consume fat. This is why people use water fasting to lose weight.

Do you gain weight back after a water fast? Yes. Everyone will gain some weight back and it differs for everyone because water weight/water retention is different for everyone.When you start your water fast generally you will see an initial and quick 2-5 pound weight loss. This is because when you eat food you consume sodium (salt) which holds on to any water you consume. When you water fast you are not consuming food, which means no salt, SO there is no sodium in your body to hold on to the water you are drinking. Thus you lose what is called initial water weight.

HOWEVER

When you end your fast and start consuming food again you consume salt and will thus start retaining water again, which will cause generally a few pounds of water weight.

When I finish a water fast how long before I can start another? I have read and been told to wait at least 4 weeks, but I have broken that rule numerous time. Just saying.

Before and after pictures? Are they you? Were they from fasting? Yes they are me. Yes they were from doing a collection of 2 long fasts. You can find them by going to  http://smashingxteacups.tumblr.com/tagged/beforeandafter

Have you gained any weight back? Yes about 20lbs due to two traumatic deaths in my family which resulted in poor eating. 

Do you plan on doing more fasts in the future? Yes. One I’m actually starting tomorrow. 

Can you give a detailed example of what you ate after a water fast.

Should I exercise durring a water fast? No.

Sure but keep in mind this is only an example/ I experiment a lot with food and recipes and it’s impossible for me to remember what I ate because I constantly switch it up and am pulling from different online/book recipes.

Breakfast: Organic oatmeal with cinnamon and cut up bananas on top with a cup of almond milk. 

Snack: Apple and berries

Lunch: Salad with lemon juice and almonds, bits of lean chicken, carrots, cherry tomatoes and water.

Snack: fruit smoothie or maybe a carrots and dip.

Dinner: Stir fry in a kale wrap

Desert: Strawberries and light whip creme. 

What are some foods that are good for you? Nuts, almond milk, coconut, coconut water, coconut milk, fruits, veggies, leafy greens. The closer to the ground the better for your body. 

Do you smell on a water fast? No Can you brush your teeth on a water fast? Some people say no I do because it doesn’t effect weight. I know that a lot of people want to know exactly what i ate and juiced but i just cant tell you that because i didn’t keep track of it when i was fasting and i wing meals and experiment so much with it that i lose track. If you have any other questions feel free to ask and ill add it to the FAQ. Thanks!

Fall Fun (Hoshi)
  • he’d definitely not want to stay inside when it’s not raining
  • if you wouldn’t want to go outside, he’d promise to do something for you or just act really cute until the point it annoys you
  • he’d dress super warmly and end up sweating a l o t but at least he isn’t cold
  • he’d also tell you to put a really thick coat on because you’d freeze otherwise
  • even if you wouldn’t
  • what a caring boyfriend am i right
  • but yeah so you would most likely just go for a little walk
  • walking hand in hand like the most stereotypical couple in the world
  • but he’d really enjoy his skinship with you
  • you’d bump him a little when he’d say something corny and he’d bump you back
  • and you can see where this is going right
  • you’d bump him harder because why not and he’d pretend to be hit really hard
  • little does he know that the leaves in the ground make everything really slippery…
  • so he’d end up falling into a pile of leaves near the sidewalk
  • you’d be really concerned but he’d just laugh his hearty laugh
  • like it was the funniest thing ever
  • “you didn’t have to hit me that hard”
  • “i didn’t, i’m weak, you shouldn’t be shaken from that”
  • like you’d genuinely be so concerned
  • did he break a bone? is he okay? did he fall into dog poop?
  • but he’d assure you he’s fine
  • he’d even throw some leaves at you
  • “you just got dirt all over your really expensive jacket soonyoung”
  • “it’s fine, it’ll come off in the wash…right”
  • and now it would be his turn to panic because it wasn’t his jacket and he was not good at lying
  • “you’re screwed”
  • he’d cutely scratch his head while desperately trying to think what to do with the jacket
  • “is it okay if we go home already”
  • you’d agree gladly because  the thought of getting your comfy clothes back on was very inviting
  • he’d try to get rid of the stains for like 3 hours without any success
  • and eventually you’d give him a big hug and tell him to just give up on it and worry about it tomorrow

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anonymous asked:

Do you have any fetus kaisoo pictures/gifs? 💕

I have tons T___T these are mostly from their rookie days, but also from predebut! <3 

(credit to gif/pics owners!!)

dateeeee

they apparently had a kid early on.jk

I mean look at them.. *whispers* no wonder there were rumors that they were dating during their trainee days.. they look so boyfriend.  

that time when nini was very close to cut a bitch cuz an interviewer criticized his dates with his boyfriend (same nini same)

they’re so domestic I could cry !!!! soo cooks and folds his clothes and then they cuddle on the couch watching cartoons T___T

what nini subletely is trying to say is “YOU ALREADY GOT A BF, SOO! WHO EATS VERY WELL ” 

pls notice him soo, he’s about to cry ;-;

look at them cuties holding hands (without having to hide..)

look at them being adorable and not used to the attention yet T___T

they got this natural chemistry you can’t fake.. tbh i’ve never seen anything like it before o_o

just like when they were in russia, they hung out together prior to that in london ;)

having breakfast privately from the other members hehehehe

more under the cut :) 

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i guess a big reason why ive been looking into pagan communities before im even all the way out of christianity is that

athiest communities are full of people who preach about logic, and they treat my old religion like a fairy tale. like everyone who is religious just decides to believe in santa claus for their whole lives or something.

i love the idea of trusting “reason” and science and stuff. science is so beautiful and fascinating. but the thing is that i can’t

what a lot of people don’t talk about is the way the ability to trust your own logic is taken away from you. it’s said that it’s normal to doubt, but you’re supposed to get over it, and realize that its just your imperfect humanity. you’re supposed to be unable to understand the workings of god, and people who try to apply human reason to his ways are sinful fools.

its nearly cruel for some athiests to chastise people who are trying to get out of their religion for believing in myth. im trying my best but there’s this lasting sense that there’s something beyond human comprehension in play. these were things that i was forced to listen to before i was old enough to be able to think critically.

literally, its just that. i was told that thinking critically was wrong before i was old enough to think critically. its not fair to laugh at lifelong christians because the adults and authority figures they trusted abused their trust in childhood.

Fics i lurv

caitlinisactuallyawritersname

The Moonlight and the Frost series of two fics, 95k total, rated E
I stayed up last night, unable to stop reading, barely noticing the time pass as I read this story. It’s a post-HLV fix-it, and it’s absolutely masterful.

“John Watson,” Sherlock murmurs.

“Hmm.”

“How are you the way you are?”

“Hmm?”

“You’re so ordinary on the outside,” Sherlock says quietly, his fond tone a counterpoint to his not-exactly-complimentary words.

“I hope there’s a ‘but’ coming,” John replies, amused.

cwb

Hot Dolphin Sex series, 47k, rated E
I mean what. This fic is hilarious, with brilliant characterization. John is off on his honeymoon and he and Sherlock start texting. Sherlock is confused because John’s texts seem… flirty. This is the story of how John kept a secret from Sherlock in order to save him, and how they were, as might be expected, two idiots who realize they are in love.

earlgreytea68

Working on the Edges, 56k, rated M
Winter Olympics AU. Sherlock is a figure skater, John plays hockey. They are idiots. I LOVE THIS FIC.

“You generally speak about topics I find boring, and I haven’t found them boring yet so long as you’re the one talking about them.”

“That is curiously flattering in the most insulting way possible,” said John slowly.

itsallfine

Watch What They Photograph series, 4k total, rated T
What fills up the picture albums on the boys’ phones? Hint: yeah, you know.

mostlikelydefinentlymad

I Have Loved You in the Dark for So Long, 3k, rated T

Tipsy confessions by candelight during a power outage <3<br>

patternofdefiance

The Newlywed Game: Johnlock Edition
fake!married is my super secret weakness, and it’s by patternofdefiance. I’m actually going to die, or explode, or both.

poppyalexander

Dawn Before the Rest of the World series, 50k so far, WIP, Rated M
This series is so good! Butler Sherlock and Gardener John in early 29th century English household. Adorable characterization, sweet and sexy moments… very well written. 

“This is the story you tell me.”

Sherlock tilted his chin.

“You’re leaving day after tomorrow, for two months, and you tell me about mad Miss Evans who killed herself when her lover left.”

Sherlock bit his lip, looked skyward, hummed.

John crossed his arms over his chest.

“I wasn’t suggesting her as a model for appropriate behaviour,” Sherlock offered. “I was merely making conversation.” He reached for John’s forearm, pried it free and entwined their fingers, resting the knot of their hands on his thigh. “You needn’t go completely mad,” he shrugged. “Only just mad enough.”

scullyseviltwin

A Right Sap 1400 words, Rated T
This little fic. Adorable. 

LHR-NHL 35k, Rated E.
Our boys take a trip, ostensibly for a case. But they both end up relaxing a bit and exploring a new dimension to their relationship. This fic is atmospheric, intense, sweet and funny.

shinysherlock

The Curious Adventure of the Drs Watson, 41k, Rated M
I… I am literally not sure if I’ve ever read a Johnlock fic I enjoyed more. ACD Watson and BBC Watson switch places thanks to a magical journal. Set during the Hounds case. Utterly wonderful. 

sussexbound

Letters from Sussex, 70k +, WIP, Rated E
Dear god what are you waiting for, go read this fic. Inspires much weeping, giggling, and gnashing of teeth. All epistolary, post-Mary, Sherlock and John working out their relationship.

thebookshelfdweller

Battersea Drowning 7k words, Rated E for angsty smutty gorgeousness. John overhears Sherlock and Mary talking about Sherlock’s feelings for John.

violsva

Let Me, 12k, Rated E
ACD Watson helps Holmes relax during his bouts with insomnia.

“I am the sort of fool who can make love to a man for six months without realizing that he is in fact in love with him.”


working through my for later tag and finding other goodies…

Okay, I have at least three things to say about it:

1) BROTHER/SISTER MOMENTS ARE ALWAYS WELCOMED!!! Especially when they’re about Kai and Nya <3

2) There is no way a LEGO father could be so inequivocally related to a LEGO son… THEY ARE SO SIMILAR!!! LOOK A THAT WINK AND TELL ME THAT IT DOESN’T REMIND YOU KAI!!! I don’t know him so well, but if he is an adorable hothead like Kai, he could become my favourite Ninjago’s dad ^ ^

3) This special will be the death of me. I can feel it T-T

What are your opinions about the trailer? Do you agree with me about my points? Do you want to come with me, kidnap Cole and save him from this new, painful “season”?

Almost a month. We’re almost there… I hope it will be as painless as possible… (obviously no)

Originally posted by grifinity

Here I am..stitting reading all these Clexa fans saying how much they love Eliza and how happy they are she knows that before Wonder Con…and that this has got nothing to do with Clexa/Lexa

And that she is so important to them and they appreciate her so much and how Bellarkes are getting in the middle something they created

YET

MOST OF THEM ARE TRYING REALLY HARD TO GET THE SHOW SHE FUCKING LOVES AND WORKS HER BUTT OFF  CANCELLED…

THE 100 IS ELIZA’S SHOW….IT’S THE SHOW SHE GETS TO BE A PROTAGONIST…IT’S THE SHOW WHERE SHE GETS TO SHOW HOW FUCKING PHENOMENAL HER ACTING IS

YET

you don’t give a fuck about that you just want to get it cancelled so you get your revenge for Lexa’s death

(Not to mention that: you attack people I’m 100 % sure she cares about very much (costars, writers,etc) and you post things about her personal life without her consent) 

Oh the irony….

Don’t come here and tell me Bellarkes shouldn’t participate on that trending because is yours and you are the only people allow to love her

Please don’t come here and tell me you care or appreciate or love Eliza…YOU FUCKING DON’T

what a bunch of HYPOCRITES