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A Little More Touch Me

request: ‘’very rough Josh smut? spanking and edging? 😍😍😍’’
rating: explicit
pairings: josh/reader
warnings: daddy kink, spanking, orgasm denial, facials
word count: 1.4k

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Person A: *gasps*

Person B: What is it?

Person A: what if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Person B: …What the fuck?

11:03 pm

me: I should sleep, I have a test tomorrow

me to me: I guess I’ll sleep when I’m dead, cause sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head

Literally
  • Mom: Oh who's this? They sound cool.
  • Me: They're Twenty One Pilots and I love them.
  • Mom: Oh cool. What type of music do they play?
  • Me: *cringes* Well, you see, it's not rap, it's not hip hop-
  • Six year old brother: It's just another attempt to make the voices stop!
  • Me: Young sire, have you been listening to my CD?
  • Six year old brother: *giggles* Maaayyyyybeeeeee.
  • Me: *fake cries* I'm so proud! I'm raising you right!
  • Mom: What the actual fuck??????????

Imagine…

Trying to convince Uncle Josh to let you do things that your dad, Tyler, won’t

(part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4)

2004 (4 years old)

Uncle Josh, you have a lot of colors on your arm,” you say one day, looking at Josh’s arm, which is wrapped around you as he holds you in his lap. 

“Mhm,” he says, smiling at you, “it’s called a tattoo. It’s like…a permanent drawing on my arm.”

Your eyes widen and Josh chuckles at your fascinated expression. He grabs the remote and pauses The Little Mermaid (the two of you always watch it when he watches you for Tyler and Jenna). 

“Whoa,” you say. “Can I get one?” 

“Maybe when you’re older.” 

You pout and Josh chuckles again, turning you in his lap so you are facing the tv. 

“Let’s finish the movie. I want to see what happens to Prince Eric.” 

“You know what happens, Uncle Josh!” you say with a giggle, leaning back against Josh’s chest as you finish the movie. 


2016 (16 years old)


X

"Truth or Dare?" "Dare."

The ever cliché drinking-game-turned-threesome scenario. 


Pairings: Tyler Joseph x Fem!Reader, Brendon Urie x Fem!Reader, Brendon Urie x Fem!Reader x Tyler Joseph, and heck even small bits of Tyler x Brendon are thrown in here 


Warnings: alcohol consumption, choking, daddy kink, wow lots of dirty talk in here, subtle tones of sub!tyler, slight over stim./edging, double penetration
Word Count: 5.2k 


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Imagine being Josh’s better half, but he keeps it private to protect you from potential hate. Since you are also very close to Tyler the fans start to ship the two of you, which makes Josh more than jealous. In the end he can’t keep it in anymore and makes your relationship official.

Masterlist
  • IMAGINES

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS:

ANSEL ELGORT IMAGINE: #1

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BANDS:

BRENDON URIE IMAGINE: #1

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DALLON WEEKES IMAGINE: #1

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JOSH DUN IMAGINE: #1

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PATRICK STUMP IMAGINE: #1

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PETE WENTZ IMAGINE: #1

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FAST AND FURIOUS:

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HAN SEOUL-OH IMAGINE: #1

SINGERS:

BRUNO MARS IMAGINE: #1

CHRIS BROWN IMAGINE: #1

SHAWN MENDES IMAGINE: #1

VINERS:

MATT ESPINOSA IMAGINE: #1

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES:

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KAI PARKER IMAGINE: #1

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SUPERNATURAL:

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TEEN WOLF:

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BRASON IMAGINE: #1

DEREK HALE IMAGINE: #1

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DYLAN SPRAYBERRY: #1

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THE HUNGER GAMES:

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PEETA MELLARK IMAGINE: #1

STEP UP:

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DIVERGENT:

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THE FLASH:

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IRIS WEST IMAGINE: #1

AMERICAN HORROR STORY:

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JURASSIC WORLD IMAGINE:

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THE 100:

BELLAMY BLAKE IMAGINE: #1

  • PREFERENCES

BANDS:

FALL OUT BOY PICTURE PREFERENCE: #1

TEEN WOLF:

TEEN WOLF PREFERENCE: #1

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xxip-smut’s masterlist

these are all smut and i am not sorry one bit about it. enjoy!!

updated: september 30, 2018

Tyler Joseph:

Always Nice To Service A Fan //Domingo En Fuego i | ii | iii // Anniversary Gift // Daddy’s Home (x Male!Reader) // Make Me Feel Special // Partition // Just Jealous // New Experiences | Sequel // Reflection // Crime and Punishment // Embarrassed

Tyler Joseph x Joshua Dun:

Take Me To Church // Obedient and Always Willing // Practice Makes Perfect // Relax and Forgive

Tyler Joseph x Fem!Reader xJoshua Dun : 

Tease | Sequel | Trilogy

Joshua Dun:

You Know You’re Mine, Right? // You Only Had One Rule // Drumsticks // J2 × U (feat. Jordan Dun) | Sequel // Self-Control (And Lack Thereof) // Beg For It // Praise // Hallelujah (Part II to Praise) // Run (and Go) // Crybaby // From the Dining Table

Kink Calendar Drabble Series:

Month 01 | Month 02 | Month 03 | Month 04 | Month 05 | Month 06 | Month 07 | Month 08 |

Month 09

Jenna Joseph:

Lonely For The Night // Brunch

Brendon Urie:

The Golden Era // Had Me A Blast // “Truth or Dare?” “Dare.” (feat. Tyler Joseph) | Sequel // Welcome // The Piano Knows Something I Don’t Know // Strip For Me (feat. Sarah Urie) | Sequel (feat. Sarah Urie) // Traditions

Brendon Urie x Joshua Dun:

Can You Teach Me?

Sarah Urie:

Summer Lovin’ (feat. Brendon Urie) // Set The Bar

Sarah Urie x Jenna Joseph x Reader:

Girls

a bunch of assorted drabbles!!

Dating would include – Twenty One Pilots

Originally posted by rhcpchili99

Tyler Joseph:

  • He plans a ton of different dates whenever he has time
  • Ever been in a pillow fort? - Say no more
  • “We are the rulers of this fort!”
  • “I even found two crowns for us, my King.”
  • Super sunny day? - Tyler takes you to the park for a picnic
  • “God, you and your Taco Bell addiction… It’s beautiful, Ty.”
  • “Everything for you, [Y/N]…”
  • Tired to go out? - Let’s have a movie night with snacks
  • “Catch, Tyler! … Geez, we need to train that way more.”
  • The two of you keep the public display of affection as low as possible
  • Yes, there are a few kisses now and there and holding hands
  • But the rest is reserved for your time in private
  • “You don’t know how long I waited to have you for me alone…”
  • “Someone is eager tonight.”
  • “How can’t I? You look even more breathtaking than usual, if that’s possible.”
  • Tyler shows you how much you mean to him through other actions
  • The way he presents you to the world and speaks about you in interviews
  • “With [Y/N] by my side I can accomplish everything.”
  • “I can’t live without my better half anymore. [Y/N] is the world for me.”
  • Everyone can see how much he is in love with you
  • Should Tyler be away for a long time, he tries to keep in touch as much as possible
  • In between times he sends you tons of silly pictures and messages
  • But Ty loves to have endless calls with you
  • “How was your day, [Y/N]? I hope good. If not, I’m here.”
  • “I’m not going to end this call until you are asleep.”
  • “I love you so much…”
  • Fights in the your household is a very quiet event
  • Neither of you raise your voice at the other one –not even once
  • The deadly looks you have say more than thousand words
  • “Don’t you dare to give me the "forbidden look”!“
  • But in the end the fight doesn’t last longer than ten minutes
  • "I’m so sorry for everything. Can I make it up to you, love of my life?”
  • And Tyler knows how to push your buttons so you forgive him
  • You know Tyler will be there for you, when you need him
  • He loves to take care of you and making your day better
  • Massages, cuddles, kisses, cooked meals, everything you want or need
  • He always wants you to be by his side, when he writes a new song
  • You are his inspiration – his muse – if you want to say so
  • Tyler cares about your opinion on his music and songs
  • “Wow, feels like pure darkness, but with a tiny ray of sunshine and hope in it.”
  • Once in a while he writes a song about you as a gift
  • When words fail him, the music will talk for him
  • “Oh my god, Tyler. That’s so wonderful. Sweet. Beautiful.”
  • “I would catch a star for you, if you want it.”

Originally posted by bulletproofbands

Josh Dun

  • The two of you take care of each other – almost having a sixth sense for that
  • You know exactly when the other one has a bad day
  • So nightly trips to Taco Bell or skating together are usual things
  • “I feel so much better now. Thank you, darling.”
  • After all this time you two are dating, Josh is still a blushing mess sometimes
  • Might it be the way you look stunning in your clothes
  • Or the most adorable compliment he tells you
  • “I am truly dating an angel. How did I get so lucky?”
  • His love to you gets stronger every day he has you by his side
  • Josh loves you to show your happy relationship in public
  • Matching couple shirts during the trip to Disneyland
  • “The Boss” - “The Real Boss”
  • Piggyback rides whenever you want – in the park, in the venue, …
  • “When is my turn to get a ride?”
  • “Don’t give him bad ideas, Tyler!”
  • And tons of vines you two do together
  • “[Y/N] is my favorite person on earth … right after Tyler.”
  • “… Seriously?”
  • He also tries to stay in touch with you, when he is away
  • Your phone is overflowing with messages, pictures and snapchats
  • To be honest you only miss him more  
  • “How is my love doing today? Feel hugged… I miss you, [Y/N].”
  • Of course, Tyler approves your relationship doubtlessly
  • He is thankful that you make Josh happy without doing anything
  • And the support you give him, Tyler and the band in general
  • “Yes, a match made in heaven… Lucky Josh.”
  • Once in a while the two of you fight – barely but you do
  • There is a lot of yelling, because both of you are emotional
  • But not a single harsh word were ever said
  • It’s not your wish to hurt the other one emotionally
  • “Dear Lord! We talked about this, Josh. I’m done with this topic!”
  • “What if I’m not done? It is important for me, [Y/N]!”
  • After a few minutes both of you apologize for your rude behavior
  • “If it’s important for you, then it is for me too.”
  • You never complain about how loud Josh plays on his drums sometimes
  • He just forgets everything around him lost in his music
  • Adoring the – just to mention – handsome smile on his lips is worth the noise
  • That’s what makes him happy so you are happy too
  • Knowing what you endure from time to time he tries to fulfil every wish of yours
  • Neither of you is really the type for big and expensive gifts
  • The little things in life are the important ones
  • “Hungry? Wait, I get you your favorite snack.”
  • “Don’t worry, I’ll do the dishes tonight. Just relax and enjoy yourself.”
  • Josh holds you close to his chest  during the night
  • It’s like the place in his arms is perfectly made for you
  • He literally feels how much you mean to him  
  • Your heart beating simultaneously with his own
  • The warmth of your skin on his
  • That’s pure comfort for him
  • “God, I love you so much, [Y/N]. More than you can imagine.”