Title: The Hangover Process at Twenty-Nine Rating: Mature Word Count: 1828 Summary: Phil’s birthday is great. The day after his birthday? Not so much. [Read on AO3]
The world is cruel. Light shines too brightly. The birds outside are too loud. Somewhere a ball bounces against a sidewalk and Phil wants to savagely poke a million holes in it until it never thwacks against the ground again.