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The wire taps that Trump has been tweeting about were conducted legally after the FBI after getting a FISA warrant

The standard for a FISA warrant is that a Federal Judge determines that there is probable cause that a crime has been committed. That means there was probable cause that Trump and his campaign were colluding with the Russians. FISA warrants are confidential and by tweeting about the wire taps the “president” may have just declassified that on twitter. This is ridiculous. Live by the tweet die by the tweet.

cutthroatpixie  asked:

viktuuri hold it against me

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this is definitely a one-shot concerning Viktor and Yuuri’s growing frustration with the media/fans speculating about their dating/sexual history and whether or not either of them is bothered by it. 

“Maybe my season theme wasn’t clear enough?”

“You mean, ‘Yuuri Katsuki is my life and love and I can’t wait to marry him and spend the rest of our lives together?’ Because I’m pretty sure everyone got the message.”

“Well, clearly not. Listen to this tweet–” Viktor taps open his phone–“‘what a theme. It’s like @v-nikiforov is trying to convince himself he’s happy. you know what I say fam, stéphvik for life!’”

Yuuri snorts and tosses Viktor a shirt to fold. “I used to ship you two. Your crush on him was pretty obvious.”

“Says the man with my posters plastered on the ceiling over his bed.”

“At least I didn’t show off my Viktor body pillow on international television.”

“No need to get defensive, solnishko.” Viktor holds up a pair of nondescript boxer briefs–trying to gauge if they’re his or Yuuri’s before deciding it doesn’t matter anyway and tossing them into the communal underwear pile. “I’m very honored to be the catalyst of your sexual awakening.”

“For the record, the real thing is better.”


“Less papercuts.”

Viktor laughs and throws a wadded up ball of socks at his face. 

Yuuri lunges for the socks before Makkachin can wake up and take off with them. “Phichit thinks it’s just the fans wanting relationship drama.”


“Yeah, like a rivalry or something.”

“Rival–? But…why?”

Yuuri shrugs.

“Hmm. Maybe we should tweet our chore schedule.”

“That’s still a work in progress.”

“Right, it’s perfect,” Viktor nods. “We’ll have you taking out the trash…”

“But I hate taking out the trash.”

“…and me doing the dishes.”

“But you hate doing the…” Yuuri pauses, smiling as the plan clicks together in his brain. “You’re a genius.”

They both tweet about it when they’re finished folding laundry: Yuuri about his frustrations with Viktor’s refusal to wash a single dish and Viktor about the banana peel that Makkachin had eaten because Yuuri neglected to take out the trash for the third day in a row.  

Hours later, Viktor and Yuuri are four hours into a crappy Netflix movie marathon when Viktor decides to check his Twitter. “Yuuri,” he groans when he opens the app, “now they’re calling you an angry housewife.”

Yuuri nuzzles closer to Viktor and rests his head on his shoulder to better see the phone screen. “Hmm. Well, at least they’re not talking about my virginity, anymore.” 

New York Times, Washington Post, CNN, BBC, etc: Multiple members of Team Trump had contact with Russia.

Trumpettes, Deplorables, the ignorant: No they didn’t. Fake news! Not important. Leaks are illegal.

ManChildTrump’s oh dark-thirty tweet: Obama tapped my phones.

Trumpettes, Deplorables, the ignorant: Nixon! McCarthy! INVESTIGATE!

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Hakuna Matata

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Originally posted by starkked

(youll know what this tony gif means later lol)

Steve x Reader

Request: can you do a one shot where Steve and you are watching a movie together and fall asleep on the couch and the avengers (Nat and Tony) find you in the morning (cuddled up) and think it’s really sweet and taking a picture. Really fluffy *^O^*

A/n: ahhhh so cute. Yesh. Oh my god, none of you will understand how much I love the theme song to Cinderella.

Genre: romance, Fluff, humor

Rated: Everyone

Warning: Fluff, swearing, romance

Author: Chris-Evans-Imagines

You and Steve were currently sitting on Tony’s couch on his floor, binge Disney movies and having Disney sing-a-longs with each other. Currently, you were watching Disney sing-a-longs, Steve and you singing the theme song A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes. You two were dancing around and the song changed. You two grinned at each other.

“Want to dance to one more song while singing at the top of our lungs?”

Steve grinned.

“As long as you get o keep dancing like that.”

You laughed and continued dancing to Be Prepared and you two started to tango. After a couple of twirls and dips and head turns and laughs, you two fell onto the couch. Panting and exhausted from dancing around. You and Steve looked at each other and you started laughing again. Steve dragged you into his side and you held him with one arm. Slowly, both of you fell asleep, holding each other as the sing along played on.


“Oh my god, isn’t this cute?”

As Circle of Life from Lion King played, Natasha and Tony stood in front of the two sleeping lovers.  Tony whispered.

“I would be mad at them for sleeping on my couch but considering that Disney sing-a-longs are playing and they are currently cuddling, I am not. In actuality, I’m trying to not scream like a pathetic fanboy.”

Nat grinned and took out her camera, turning off the flash and then snapped a picture. Tony took out his phone, took a picture of Steve cuddling into (y/n), his right leg swung over her hip as his arms hugged her head to his chest. His nose was buried into her hair and (y/n) had her arms wrapped around him tightly.  Tony whispered to Nat as he typed.

“Hey look guys, the Star Spangled Man with a Plan and (y/n) and reenacting a koala bear tree hugging. Figure out who the KB is yet?”

Nat looked over and asked.

“You’re posting that on twitter, aren’t you?”

Tony gave an evil smirk, tapping tweet and stated.

“Oh no, now why would I do that to my two best friends?”

“You little son of a bitch.”

Nat scolded, a smile on her face as she took out her own phone and took a picture. They froze when Steve started to move then ninja jumped behind the couch to avoid being seen. When they heard the movements stop, they looked over the couch to see Steve had pulled (y/n) even closer and now had both of his legs wrapped around her. Tony asked.

“I wonder if Cap’s flag pole is drilling a hole into (y/n)’s post.”

Nat looked over at Tony and asked.

“Are you referring to Steve’s dick and (y/n)’s tummy?”

Tony nodded nonchalantly and both of them froze when Steve said.

“Yes it is and it feels good. Now, if you two wake up this angel, I’m suspending you both from work for three weeks then making you clean every single window of this tower with a toothbrush and you are going to fucking like it.”

Tony was dumbstruck as he stammered.

“D-Did…did cap just swear?”

Nat was already running down the hall and Tony yelped, running after.

“Don’t leave me here! What happened to no one gets left behind?!”


Baby Clothes

A/N: Hey guys, I’m going to let you know in advance that I probably won’t be able to post a fic tomorrow as tomorrow (the 23rd) is my birthday. Thanks for understanding!

Dan’s POV

“Alright, I’m going to tweet now…” I quickly tap out a witty invite tweet and toss my phone to the side. I really do enjoy these live shows as I get to spend time with my supporters. 

About 30 minutes in, a funny comment made me think of a funny thing that happened to y/n and I yesterday at the shops. 

“Oh, oh, right, so you guys know how idiotic Christmas shoppers are. Well, y/n and I were shopping, just getting more baby clothes and stuff, and you found this cute- oh shit,” the comments went crazy. “Shit shit shit,” I continue muttering, scrolling through the comments.

“Baby clothes?!?”



I nervously scratched the back of my neck and chuckled a bit. “I guess the cat’s out of the bag… we’re going to have a baby! Oh God y/n is going to be so mad at me… but I must say that I’m pretty damn excited,” I chuckled uneasily, thinking of y/n’s reaction. Well, it’s honestly too late now. 

“Yeah we were trying to get clothes, but we don’t know the gender yet or anything, so it was really hard… Names are kind of up in the air. I mean, we’ve talked about it a bit, but once we find out the gender we’ll really figure it out… I mean, I don’t really care either way if it’s a boy or a girl of course, but I have always imagined having a little girl…” 

Of course, the rest of the live show was only baby discussion. Soon enough, the hour was up and I shut my laptop after signing off. Now I have to tell y/n that the phans know. 


Man, I was hungry. This pregnancy has barely started and I already couldn’t stop eating. After having my 4th granola bar today, I pull out my phone because it started going off like crazy with twitter notifications. Confused, i opened up the app to see a repeat of the same words: congratulations, baby, pregnancy,  and Dan. 

I just laugh at them and respond to a few, happy that Dan decided to tell his viewers. Now just the fact that he hasn’t told me…

“Dan, love,” I walk into our bedroom to find him sat, biting his lip while scrolling through tumblr. His head jerked up, his eyes wide. “Y/n, hello. H-how are you?” he seemed so nervous, I couldn’t help smiling.

“Is there, uh, something you want to tell me?”

“Look,” he begins to rant. “It was an accident, okay? I didn’t mean to but I was just talking about our trip to the store yesterday and it kind of just slipped my mind and I don’t know I’m really sorry-”

“Dan!” I start laughing at his rambling, which earned me a dumbfounded expression from him. “I’m so happy! Besides, it was going to come out eventually. I am going to get bigger after all.” I cuddle up next to him, burrowing my head in the crook of his neck.

He tentatively puts his arm around me and says, “So you’re not mad?”

“No, you spork, I’m not mad,” I lift my head up to plant a soft kiss on his chapped lips. “I love you, and I love this baby.”

He finally relaxes and smiles. “I love you too. We’re going to be a wonderful family.” 

Anon prompted (shortened): Mpreg!Kurt in which Blaine loves his husband’s baby bump and isn’t afraid of Tweeting it to the entire world. 

More mpreg here!

Kurt’s humming happily while making scrambled eggs when he hears a quiet ‘oh my God’. He turns to look at his husband, whose eyes are fixed on him, glass of orange juice hovering in front of his slightly open mouth. 


"You’re showing." 

Blaine’s voice is so full of amazement that for a second Kurt wonders if he forgot they were having a baby. "A little, yeah,” he says with a glance at his stomach. The bump is small but big enough to push back the fabric of his tank top a little bit.

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Phan: Disgustingly and frankly inappropriate

based on this tweet by Dan. 800 words. The swimsuit models at his hotel pool are disgustingly and frankly inappropriately cute. Dan decides to share this fact with the world.

All Dan had wanted to do was sit by the pool and eat pizza. He hadn’t asked for this. He hadn’t ask for four handsome men to have a swimwear photoshoot by the pool. That didn’t mean though that he didn’t appreciate the view when it was already offered to him. Muscular torsos and wide shoulders, tanned skin. It was certainly a view to admire. And the way water drops ran down those bodies and glistened in the sunlight only added positively to it.

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You Find Out They Have A Groupie PART 2

Cheating, in my opinion, is unacceptable. I would never forgive a cheater unless it was truly an accident and they swear to never do it again. You deserve so much more than someone who cheats on you. I sort of put references to The Only Reason bc I looooove that song. Anyway, I love you guys, stay safe x

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 After your legendary tweet, #yougotdumpedson trended for two days solid. In all honesty it surprised you to see how much the fans actually cared about you as you received thousands of tweets asking if you were okay. 

 Ashton had been tweeting, calling and texting you for the past five weeks ever since the article and video surfaced but you ended up blocking him. It still hurts. You guys were in love and even though you know you should hate him, you can’t. There’s still a small part of you that loves him. 

 Luke’s ex-girlfriend Melissa got over it a lot faster than you did. Maybe they weren’t as close as everyone had thought they were. But you guys are still best friends. In fact currently you’re waiting for her to get back from collecting food as you’ve had a girls night planned for weeks. 

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