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Harry, you’re drowning!

So remember last year when the first trailer of Dunkirk came out and there was a glimpse of Harry drowning and we were all freaking out? I had this small piece in my drafts since then haha xx M

It was just a regular Sunday. You were at your boyfriend, Harry’s house for the weekend. You had a whole month off from Uni, which you were so grateful for. You had been coped up in school that you couldn’t spend enough time with Harry ever since his hiatus started. But now that you were free, you planned to spend as much time as possible with Harry. 

Currently, you were sitting in his living room, scrolling through twitter on your phone while Harry was doing something in the kitchen. 

All of a sudden, your phone blows up with notifications in your twitter mentions. You furrow your eyebrows, wondering why so many people were tweeting you all of a sudden. You look through your mentions and see a certain video in the tweets. At the top of it was written DUNKIRK TRAILER #1 and just from reading that your eyes are as wide as saucers, your heart lodging in your throat. 

The trailer is out! The trailer of the movie that your boyfriend starred in. The trailer of the movie that was directed by Christopher Nolan. The movie that your fucking boyfriend starred in that was directed by Christopher fucking Nolan! Did he know it was being released? He didn’t say anything to you about it. Not once did he even hint at it. 

Oh if he knew, he was going to get it. You thought.

You weren’t prepared when you clicked on the link. Ignoring the tweets that mention any spoilers, you bring your legs up on the couch and sit criss cross with your phone turned horizontal so you can see the video in full screen. You give a quick glance towards the kitchen, seeing that Harry still wasn’t back yet. 

You clear your throat, your full attention solely focusing on the screen of your phone. It starts off calm before things suddenly get intense and your eyes widen, watering with tears. Your mouth is agape, the small tears streaming down your face this time when you see your boyfriend drowning on the screen with a terrified look on his face. You pause, putting your hand on your chest because your boyfriend was fucking drowning. And you weren’t there to fucking save him!

You rewind again to the part where he was drowning, watching it a few more times because you couldn’t believe how overwhelmed you felt. You didn’t know if the tears on your face are from pride or because you just had to witness your boyfriend drown with a helpless look on his face.

After re watching your boyfriend drown three or four more times, you finish the rest of the trailer. You close out the video, your mouth still agape as you read through the tweets. 



And you thought, same

Many of the tweets are incoherent and you couldn’t understand half of them but you didn’t mind because you totally understood why. You still felt shocked and overwhelmed. Your heart was bursting with so many different emotions. Quickly you exit out of the app and throw your phone on the couch next to you.

“Harryyy!!” Your voice cracks as you call out his name from the living room. You hear a loud BANG followed by his voice groaning Fuck! And your eyebrows raise up in concern, wondering what just happened. 

The sound of your voice cracking and on the verge of crying immediately made him drop everything he was doing and quickly rush out of the kitchen. Not before accidentally stubbing his toe against the wall. 

He sees you sniffling, wiping the tears off your face with the sleeves of his oversize sweater that you stole from him. He ignores the throbbing pain in his toe, kneeling on the floor in front of the couch so he can be eye level with you. He cups your face in his humongous hands, thumbs wiping the excess tears from your face. 

“Oi! S’wrong? Wha’s happenin’ love?” He asks worriedly. 

You shake your head, a frown on your face, wrapping your arms around his neck tightly. He was okay. He was okay. You don’t say anything and just bury your face into the crook of his neck, sniffling against it. He ignores the fact that your runny nose from your tears is touching the skin of his neck. He wraps his arms tightly against your back tightly, rubbing his hands up and down your back in a soothing manner.

He holds you for a few minutes before pulling back and cupping your face again. “Wha’ happened?” He asks you in concern. 

“I-I was on twitter a-and–” He interrupts you with a stern look on his face.

“Were yeh readin’ those nasty an’ mean tweets, love?” He accuses, not letting you finish. “Told yeh not t’read those!” He scolds. “They’re just jealous of–”

You roll your eyes and huff, bringing your hand up to pinch his lips together to shut him up. He crosses his eyes to look down at your hand pinching his lips before looking back up at you.

“No, I wasn’t reading those mean tweets!” You tell him.

He taps his finger against your hand, urging you to let go see he could talk and you do. You look down in your lap and intertwine your hand with his, the one that wasn’t holding your face.

“Then why yeh cryin’, love?”

A sigh emits from your mouth, “I was on twitter and all of a sudden I’m being mentioned in these tweets and I look and I see that the trailer for your movie comes out and I–” Harry’s face quickly turns from understanding to disbelief, “I just watched it and you were drowning! Harry, you were drowning!!” You wail out.

“’s tha’ why yeh were cryin’? ‘Cos I was drownin’ in a film?” You nod, pouting sadly and he wants to kiss you but he holds himself back. 

All of a sudden he laughs out loud, his hand letting go of your face to land on his chest. It was the kind of laugh that you thought was cute and obnoxious at the same time and usually it’s when he really thinks something is funny. 

You glare at him, crossing your arms of your chest. “That’s not funny!” 

Harry ignores you, continuing to laugh. “’course it is! I was just actin’ , love. See, ‘m here aren’t I? Was just makin’ tea in the kitchen, you nugget.” He scolds softly, chuckling at your angry glare.

You let out a shaky sigh, breaking your angry facade. “But you looked so terrified!” You instantly forget that you’re suppose to be angry with him and bring him close to you again by grabbing either side of his face and pucker your lips against his a couple of times in short kisses.

Harry smiles, loving the sudden affection and responds to each kiss.

 “Love,” Kiss. “Yeh,” Kiss. “Pet.” Kiss. He halts you from giving him another kiss, holding your face in his hands and rubs his thumb underneath your eye. “Can’t get rid o’ me unless yeh tell me to leave yeah? Even then, ‘m gonna have a hard time leavin’ yeh.”

You shake your head in rebuttal. You’re never going to let him go. “I’m never gonna tell you to leave.” You say firmly. “You’re stuck with me.”

Harry fake cries in misery and you push at his chest again. He quickly grabs your wrists in his, holding your hands against his chest and leans in to kiss the side of your nose and under your eye.

 “’m glad. No one else I’d rather be stuck with.”

You beam at him, kissing his lips again. This time it was a long kiss. The one where your lips would move in sync and he would tease your lips with his tongue, nudging it against your bottom lip to open your mouth. You would part your lips to grant access and he would immediately let his tongue roam in your mouth. Your sweet kiss turning into a hot make out session. You pull back with a loud POP to take a breath and look into his eyes, him doing the same, his chest heaving slightly. 

His lips are wet and super red from your kissing and you were about to lean in again but before you do, you say something. 

“You actually still managed to look good even when you’re drowning.” You tell him honestly and he cackles loudly, green eyes brighter than ever. 

“‘m I suppose t’say thank you or summat?” He questions and you nod, making him chuckle again.

You pecks his lips again and say, “And I really love you.”

He gives you his cute dimpled smile, “I love yeh too, yeh goof.”

He lean in to kiss you again, your hands tangling in his hair while his grab the sides of your neck softly. You press your lips against his harder this time, immediately opening your mouth again for his tongue but pull back as soon as it happens. 

“Pet!” He whines like a child who’s just been told he isn’t allowed to have ice cream. “‘m tryin’ t’kiss yeh but yeh keep interruptin’! Wha’ have yeh got to say now?”

You pout, brows furrowing in annoyance. “Was just gonna tell you I wanted to give you a blowjob,” You grumble.

His eyes quickly widen, mouth agape at your blunt words. He wasn’t going to complain about that. If this is how you were going to get whenever he stars in a movie, he should really consider an acting career. 

“‘M sorry, love!”  He quickly apologizes and you shake your head in denial. 

“Too late,” You tell him sternly, causing him to quickly pout, knowing you won’t be able to resist for long with his eyes and lips. 

“Pleaseeee,” He begs, fluttering his eyes and you sigh, hating him for being so cute. 

“Fine. Since you deserve it,” You give in and he beams happily like a child on Christmas. 

He stands up from the floor, his bones crunching in his knees from the sudden stretch. He raises his arms above his head, letting out a loud content sigh. You notice his shirt ride up, the ferns on his hips being displayed and the small trail of hair that leads to place where you were about to put your mouth. 

You wrap your arms around his waist, pushing his shirt up to touch his smooth muscle with your hands. You kiss around his tummy, making him giggle cutely. You look up at him, your head resting against his hard abdomen.

“Hey,” You say, making him look down at you. His hand tangles in your hair, massaging your head. 

“Hm?” He hums, brow raising in question.

“I’m really proud of you,” You tell him, gazing at his face that brightens, his heart shaped lips turning into a soft grin. 

“Know yeh are, pet. Know yeh are.” Because he really does. And there’s no one else he’d want more proud than you.

And in that afternoon, you really show him how proud you are of him.

I hate myself for doing this. 

Hakuna Matata

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(youll know what this tony gif means later lol)

Steve x Reader

Request: can you do a one shot where Steve and you are watching a movie together and fall asleep on the couch and the avengers (Nat and Tony) find you in the morning (cuddled up) and think it’s really sweet and taking a picture. Really fluffy *^O^*

A/n: ahhhh so cute. Yesh. Oh my god, none of you will understand how much I love the theme song to Cinderella.

Genre: romance, Fluff, humor

Rated: Everyone

Warning: Fluff, swearing, romance

Author: Chris-Evans-Imagines

You and Steve were currently sitting on Tony’s couch on his floor, binge Disney movies and having Disney sing-a-longs with each other. Currently, you were watching Disney sing-a-longs, Steve and you singing the theme song A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes. You two were dancing around and the song changed. You two grinned at each other.

“Want to dance to one more song while singing at the top of our lungs?”

Steve grinned.

“As long as you get o keep dancing like that.”

You laughed and continued dancing to Be Prepared and you two started to tango. After a couple of twirls and dips and head turns and laughs, you two fell onto the couch. Panting and exhausted from dancing around. You and Steve looked at each other and you started laughing again. Steve dragged you into his side and you held him with one arm. Slowly, both of you fell asleep, holding each other as the sing along played on.


“Oh my god, isn’t this cute?”

As Circle of Life from Lion King played, Natasha and Tony stood in front of the two sleeping lovers.  Tony whispered.

“I would be mad at them for sleeping on my couch but considering that Disney sing-a-longs are playing and they are currently cuddling, I am not. In actuality, I’m trying to not scream like a pathetic fanboy.”

Nat grinned and took out her camera, turning off the flash and then snapped a picture. Tony took out his phone, took a picture of Steve cuddling into (y/n), his right leg swung over her hip as his arms hugged her head to his chest. His nose was buried into her hair and (y/n) had her arms wrapped around him tightly.  Tony whispered to Nat as he typed.

“Hey look guys, the Star Spangled Man with a Plan and (y/n) and reenacting a koala bear tree hugging. Figure out who the KB is yet?”

Nat looked over and asked.

“You’re posting that on twitter, aren’t you?”

Tony gave an evil smirk, tapping tweet and stated.

“Oh no, now why would I do that to my two best friends?”

“You little son of a bitch.”

Nat scolded, a smile on her face as she took out her own phone and took a picture. They froze when Steve started to move then ninja jumped behind the couch to avoid being seen. When they heard the movements stop, they looked over the couch to see Steve had pulled (y/n) even closer and now had both of his legs wrapped around her. Tony asked.

“I wonder if Cap’s flag pole is drilling a hole into (y/n)’s post.”

Nat looked over at Tony and asked.

“Are you referring to Steve’s dick and (y/n)’s tummy?”

Tony nodded nonchalantly and both of them froze when Steve said.

“Yes it is and it feels good. Now, if you two wake up this angel, I’m suspending you both from work for three weeks then making you clean every single window of this tower with a toothbrush and you are going to fucking like it.”

Tony was dumbstruck as he stammered.

“D-Did…did cap just swear?”

Nat was already running down the hall and Tony yelped, running after.

“Don’t leave me here! What happened to no one gets left behind?!”



sailormoon_25th: It’s already the last day of Tokyo performances…! Today’s 12pm show will be the last in Tokyo to feature a sendoff from the cast! The 4 Outer Guardians will be waiting for you, so please look forward to it♪ We’ve got same-day tickets prepared!

KD_0223: Good morning! Today is the Tokyo finale✨ There are same-day tickets available for both shows, so please come to the theater! Michiru and I will be waiting. (*^^*)

hasegawa_rimo: Today is the Tokyo finale🎉 I’ll perform the last two shows with love and gratitude! 

miuasamiokamura: Good morning✨ I’m glad the sun is out! I’m grateful for the wonderful blue sky. 🌈  Today is the Tokyo finale✨✨ I’m waiting for you with all my heart!!  Here’s Hinari ChibiChibi💓 who had her own Tokyo finale the other day📷✨

takeuchiyume: Riona is tweeting. Tap, staaaaaaaare ❛ͬ˓˷❛ͬ It’s finally time for the last Tokyo performances!! We’ll be waiting for you. \❤︎/

riona_tatemichi: She stayed like this for about 5 minutes lol. Cute.

cocobell0105: The two soothing spirits. 

New York Times, Washington Post, CNN, BBC, etc: Multiple members of Team Trump had contact with Russia.

Trumpettes, Deplorables, the ignorant: No they didn’t. Fake news! Not important. Leaks are illegal.

ManChildTrump’s oh dark-thirty tweet: Obama tapped my phones.

Trumpettes, Deplorables, the ignorant: Nixon! McCarthy! INVESTIGATE!

The wire taps that Trump has been tweeting about were conducted legally after the FBI after getting a FISA warrant

The standard for a FISA warrant is that a Federal Judge determines that there is probable cause that a crime has been committed. That means there was probable cause that Trump and his campaign were colluding with the Russians. FISA warrants are confidential and by tweeting about the wire taps the “president” may have just declassified that on twitter. This is ridiculous. Live by the tweet die by the tweet.

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cutthroatpixie  asked:

viktuuri hold it against me

fic title prompt meme

this is definitely a one-shot concerning Viktor and Yuuri’s growing frustration with the media/fans speculating about their dating/sexual history and whether or not either of them is bothered by it. 

“Maybe my season theme wasn’t clear enough?”

“You mean, ‘Yuuri Katsuki is my life and love and I can’t wait to marry him and spend the rest of our lives together?’ Because I’m pretty sure everyone got the message.”

“Well, clearly not. Listen to this tweet–” Viktor taps open his phone–“‘what a theme. It’s like @v-nikiforov is trying to convince himself he’s happy. you know what I say fam, stéphvik for life!’”

Yuuri snorts and tosses Viktor a shirt to fold. “I used to ship you two. Your crush on him was pretty obvious.”

“Says the man with my posters plastered on the ceiling over his bed.”

“At least I didn’t show off my Viktor body pillow on international television.”

“No need to get defensive, solnishko.” Viktor holds up a pair of nondescript boxer briefs–trying to gauge if they’re his or Yuuri’s before deciding it doesn’t matter anyway and tossing them into the communal underwear pile. “I’m very honored to be the catalyst of your sexual awakening.”

“For the record, the real thing is better.”


“Less papercuts.”

Viktor laughs and throws a wadded up ball of socks at his face. 

Yuuri lunges for the socks before Makkachin can wake up and take off with them. “Phichit thinks it’s just the fans wanting relationship drama.”


“Yeah, like a rivalry or something.”

“Rival–? But…why?”

Yuuri shrugs.

“Hmm. Maybe we should tweet our chore schedule.”

“That’s still a work in progress.”

“Right, it’s perfect,” Viktor nods. “We’ll have you taking out the trash…”

“But I hate taking out the trash.”

“…and me doing the dishes.”

“But you hate doing the…” Yuuri pauses, smiling as the plan clicks together in his brain. “You’re a genius.”

They both tweet about it when they’re finished folding laundry: Yuuri about his frustrations with Viktor’s refusal to wash a single dish and Viktor about the banana peel that Makkachin had eaten because Yuuri neglected to take out the trash for the third day in a row.  

Hours later, Viktor and Yuuri are four hours into a crappy Netflix movie marathon when Viktor decides to check his Twitter. “Yuuri,” he groans when he opens the app, “now they’re calling you an angry housewife.”

Yuuri nuzzles closer to Viktor and rests his head on his shoulder to better see the phone screen. “Hmm. Well, at least they’re not talking about my virginity, anymore.” 

Anon prompted (shortened): Mpreg!Kurt in which Blaine loves his husband’s baby bump and isn’t afraid of Tweeting it to the entire world. 

More mpreg here!

Kurt’s humming happily while making scrambled eggs when he hears a quiet ‘oh my God’. He turns to look at his husband, whose eyes are fixed on him, glass of orange juice hovering in front of his slightly open mouth. 


"You’re showing." 

Blaine’s voice is so full of amazement that for a second Kurt wonders if he forgot they were having a baby. "A little, yeah,” he says with a glance at his stomach. The bump is small but big enough to push back the fabric of his tank top a little bit.

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Baby Clothes

A/N: Hey guys, I’m going to let you know in advance that I probably won’t be able to post a fic tomorrow as tomorrow (the 23rd) is my birthday. Thanks for understanding!

Dan’s POV

“Alright, I’m going to tweet now…” I quickly tap out a witty invite tweet and toss my phone to the side. I really do enjoy these live shows as I get to spend time with my supporters. 

About 30 minutes in, a funny comment made me think of a funny thing that happened to y/n and I yesterday at the shops. 

“Oh, oh, right, so you guys know how idiotic Christmas shoppers are. Well, y/n and I were shopping, just getting more baby clothes and stuff, and you found this cute- oh shit,” the comments went crazy. “Shit shit shit,” I continue muttering, scrolling through the comments.

“Baby clothes?!?”



I nervously scratched the back of my neck and chuckled a bit. “I guess the cat’s out of the bag… we’re going to have a baby! Oh God y/n is going to be so mad at me… but I must say that I’m pretty damn excited,” I chuckled uneasily, thinking of y/n’s reaction. Well, it’s honestly too late now. 

“Yeah we were trying to get clothes, but we don’t know the gender yet or anything, so it was really hard… Names are kind of up in the air. I mean, we’ve talked about it a bit, but once we find out the gender we’ll really figure it out… I mean, I don’t really care either way if it’s a boy or a girl of course, but I have always imagined having a little girl…” 

Of course, the rest of the live show was only baby discussion. Soon enough, the hour was up and I shut my laptop after signing off. Now I have to tell y/n that the phans know. 


Man, I was hungry. This pregnancy has barely started and I already couldn’t stop eating. After having my 4th granola bar today, I pull out my phone because it started going off like crazy with twitter notifications. Confused, i opened up the app to see a repeat of the same words: congratulations, baby, pregnancy,  and Dan. 

I just laugh at them and respond to a few, happy that Dan decided to tell his viewers. Now just the fact that he hasn’t told me…

“Dan, love,” I walk into our bedroom to find him sat, biting his lip while scrolling through tumblr. His head jerked up, his eyes wide. “Y/n, hello. H-how are you?” he seemed so nervous, I couldn’t help smiling.

“Is there, uh, something you want to tell me?”

“Look,” he begins to rant. “It was an accident, okay? I didn’t mean to but I was just talking about our trip to the store yesterday and it kind of just slipped my mind and I don’t know I’m really sorry-”

“Dan!” I start laughing at his rambling, which earned me a dumbfounded expression from him. “I’m so happy! Besides, it was going to come out eventually. I am going to get bigger after all.” I cuddle up next to him, burrowing my head in the crook of his neck.

He tentatively puts his arm around me and says, “So you’re not mad?”

“No, you spork, I’m not mad,” I lift my head up to plant a soft kiss on his chapped lips. “I love you, and I love this baby.”

He finally relaxes and smiles. “I love you too. We’re going to be a wonderful family.” 

Phan: Disgustingly and frankly inappropriate

based on this tweet by Dan. 800 words. The swimsuit models at his hotel pool are disgustingly and frankly inappropriately cute. Dan decides to share this fact with the world.

All Dan had wanted to do was sit by the pool and eat pizza. He hadn’t asked for this. He hadn’t ask for four handsome men to have a swimwear photoshoot by the pool. That didn’t mean though that he didn’t appreciate the view when it was already offered to him. Muscular torsos and wide shoulders, tanned skin. It was certainly a view to admire. And the way water drops ran down those bodies and glistened in the sunlight only added positively to it.

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You Find Out They Have A Groupie PART 2

Cheating, in my opinion, is unacceptable. I would never forgive a cheater unless it was truly an accident and they swear to never do it again. You deserve so much more than someone who cheats on you. I sort of put references to The Only Reason bc I looooove that song. Anyway, I love you guys, stay safe x

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 After your legendary tweet, #yougotdumpedson trended for two days solid. In all honesty it surprised you to see how much the fans actually cared about you as you received thousands of tweets asking if you were okay. 

 Ashton had been tweeting, calling and texting you for the past five weeks ever since the article and video surfaced but you ended up blocking him. It still hurts. You guys were in love and even though you know you should hate him, you can’t. There’s still a small part of you that loves him. 

 Luke’s ex-girlfriend Melissa got over it a lot faster than you did. Maybe they weren’t as close as everyone had thought they were. But you guys are still best friends. In fact currently you’re waiting for her to get back from collecting food as you’ve had a girls night planned for weeks. 

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