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hellsing characters as dril tweets
  • Alucard:i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
  • Integra:startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Walter:i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad”,“its ineffective” fuck off
  • Seras:im actualy, probably, the most superbly relatable and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw
  • Pip:my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit
  • Rip Van Winkle:i am skeptical of the concept "Too Big To Fail" mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly
  • Shrödinger:what donest kill me makes me stronger ((gains infinite strength from being not killed by infinite things))
  • Anderson:my big sons have made a mess of the garage again after being riled up by the good word of the Lord
  • Maxwell:blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
  • Major:if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

give me more modern au Jedi I just want Anakin showing up 20 mins late to council meetings with starbucks