tweenages

steve will apparently fight nazis & 117 countries on my behalf but when he saw a group of screaming fangirls coming at us this morning he yelled ‘every man for himself!!!’ and started running

Whatever you do, don’t imagine Little Jason Grace coming to Camp Jupiter led by Juno and without even knowing this kid, he’s already being hailed Champion of Juno because yes he’s a toddler with a scar on his lip and watery eyes and he’s crying out “Lia!” though no one knows who that is but Juno brought him here and so he’s not just Jason anymore, he’s Jason Grace, Champion of Juno.

Don’t imagine Child Jason Grace being claimed, lightning striking the earth and thunder booming the minute he picks up a gold sword and marks being burned into his skin because he may be only a child that doesn’t know how to put on armour properly and wears baggy hand me downs but it is Jupiter who claimed him hello, King of the fucking universe, and so now he’s not just Jason, he’s Jason Grace, Champion of Juno, and son of Jupiter.

Don’t imagine Tweenage Jason Grace wondering who he belongs to, what his parents are like, if they would like him, and asking everyone what Jupiter’s like if they know anything, anything at all about his mother, but all anyone tells him is you are a Child of Rome, Jason Grace, and that is all you need to know because it doesn’t matter if he’s not done growing yet and has no idea what his place in the world is yet because he’s not just Jason, he’s Jason Grace, Champion of Juno, Son of Jupiter, and Child of Rome.

Don’t imagine Teenage Jason Grace going on a quest to save the fucking world, not to make  himself seem like a hero, but to prove to himself that he is hero that everyone says he is even if he’s lost his fucking memory and when he comes back expecting a “Hey, look, he’s a person” all there is pontifex maximus, he’s the pontifex maximus, because it doesn’t matter that he’s gone through pain and heartache and blood, so much blood, he’s not just Jason, he’s Jason Grace, Champion of Juno, Son of Jupiter, Child of Rome, and Pontifex Maximus.

Don’t imagine Older Jason Grace walking down a street and hearing Hero of Olympus, he’s a Hero of Olympus whispered behind him, because it doesn’t matter that he’s tired of only a few select people really knowing him and that there’s always going to be a breaking point, he doesn’t have those, of course not, after all, he’s not just Jason, he’s Jason Grace, Champion of Juno, Son of Jupiter, Child of Rome, Pontifex Maximus, and Hero of Olympus.

Instead, just imagine a member of one of the many lares calling Jason in the streets but he’s not calling Jason, he’s calling “Jason Grace, Champion of Juno, Son of Jupiter, Child of Rome, Pontifex Maximus, Hero of Olympus” and Jason, just Jason, breaks down in the middle of the streets-

I’m not just a fucking title!”

anonymous asked:

*brings dre mcdonalds* how's it going fam? Enjoyin whatever is happenin'?

* A tweenage boy throwin’ a temper tantrum.. Ye it’s chill watchin’ this since I’m all caught up on Toddlers in Tiaras.

like i know the fandom likes to turn sombra into a gremlin and i kinda get that she comes across as joking/less serious than the other characters in overwatch

but this fucking tweenage girl was skilled enough at busting open peoples safety nets and building her own fucky tech with the scrapped remains of mexican tech after an OMNIC CRISIS that she was singlehandedly picked out by a fuckin WORLDWIDE CONSPIRACY


she was one of thousands of orphans. thousands. who the fuck helped her? who the fuck taught her anything? who built this girl out of steel and gritted teeth and taught her to claw out of the pile of corpses and rise to the top?

do you think she wants revenge? do u think this is her way of avenging every kid she saw die along side her? do u think that mean little smile of hers hides a whole lot of anger, a whole lot of spite– that volskaya and her mechs think they won’t do the same, that overwatch didn’t bother to help. this bitter kid trapped inside a fucking genius of a woman with the world spinning on her claws.


like i know that there are cool characters in overwatch but sombra is on this next level, shes a fucking self-made force of nature, a picture of social change in a 5'5" brown girl with gauges and a fuckin purple dye job. she out here smiling and playing GAMES with everyone else, dropping hints like crumbs waiting for someone smart enough to even notice she’s playing a game. holy shit.

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On the grass, a gangly boy in tape-mended glasses and an absolutely gorgeous redheaded girl were dancing. At LHS we called the incoming freshmen “tweenagers,” and that’s what these kids were, if that. But they were dancing with grown-up grace. Not jitterbugging, either; they were swing-dancing.

- “11/22/63,” Stephen King

Soooo I don’t really know what I’m doing here but these thoughts have been rolling around in my brain for the longest time and I need a place to let them fly free. 

Why is it still considered a “creepy” and “invasive” thing to ship celebrities together?

I mean, I sort of get it. When you think of the word ship, you immediately get war flashbacks to twitter wars and hateful anonymous asks sent to you for not supporting the same ship as one other person and the crazed fangirls/fanboys who become full fledged obsessed. Like, I get that aspect. 

But aren’t we forgetting where ‘ship’ even comes from? It’s just a shortened version of relationship. When I think of ship, my first thought is “This means I appreciate/admire/respect the relationship between these two people. It means I support it.” 

I creep a lot on the Sprousehart and Lilicole tags for my roleplaying page, and I’ve seen so much. I’ve seen the mild shippers who express an interest in these two as a pairing but can’t really be bothered to see past Bughead. I’ve seen moderate shippers who get excited about “breadcrumbs” but seem to leave it at that, and I’ve seen extreme shippers who dissect every little tweet and Insta like (I have a soft spot for you guys. I’m analytical trash and think there’s a meaning behind everything). And mostly everybody stays in their own zone and respects each others opinion and it’s just like, a super chill and happy tag where we gush about Lili, Cole, and their adorable chemistry on and off screen.

And then you come across blogs who act as if the idea of Sprousehart getting together would be great but don’t understand why people wish for it to happen/talk about it happening.

..Uh..okay..

Have you never had a pair of friends before and noticed the sparks flying between them before they did? Real talk, my cousin and her husband were slow burn for YEARS. It was obvious how in love with her he was and she was so oblivious to it. I stood back and watched and you bet your ass I was the first one clapping when they finally announced they were dating. I supported them. I appreciated what they did for each other. I admired the love between them and watching it grow.

I shipped them. Does that make me creepy? If you wanna say that, sure, but it’s literally just another word for saying I was rooting for my two of my favorite people to be happy.

Let’s get rid of this taboo thing that shipping implicates that we don’t understand they’re real people. I get it. They’re individuals. They have their own things going on, their own history, their own friendships with other people. They’re not a brand and they’re not conjoined twins. When Cole does amazing stuff with his photography, we shouldn’t bombard him with “omg you’re shooting another girl this must mean you don’t appreciate lili anymore”. When Lili hangs out with male friends or gets another project with another love interest, don’t spam her with “you’re cheating on cole!!/you must like this person more”. Obviously not. Have common sense. What I’ve seen from most of this fandom is that a good majority of Sprousehart shippers get that. There’s crazies in every family, though. (Also, some tweenagers should NOT be allowed social media privileges.)

I love Lili. I love Cole. As separate people. I love Lili’s goofy sense of humor, and her ‘no fucks given’ attitude. I love Cole’s intelligence and compassion towards total strangers. I love them together. Heart eyes galore, teasing banter, complete respect is my couple goals aesthetic and they give it to me in spades. 

So yeah. I fucking ship Sprousehart because I respect/admire/appreciate how good these two seem to be together. Whether that ends up being just completely shipping their friendship, or shipping them as a couple if they ever go public, I just support the two of them wholly. In every aspect.

I guess that makes me a creepy motherfucker.

I’m really glad I wrote this lengthy ramble instead of getting dressed. I spend my days productively. 

October On Disney Networks 

Tangled The Series 

Big Brothers of Corona 10/01/2017

The Wrath of Ruthless Ruth 10/08/2017

Max’s Enemy 10/15/2017 

The Way of the Willow 10/22/2017

DuckTales 

The Tunnel of Terra(firmians)! 7/10/2017

The Infernal Internship of Mark Beaks! 10/14/2017 

The House of the Lucky Gander! 10/21/2017

Sofia The First

Too Cute to Spook 10/13/2017 

Pirated Away 10/20/2017 

The Mystic Isles: The Falcon’s Eye 10/27/2017

Milo Murphys Law 

Milo’s Halloween Scream-A-Torium!“  10/7/2017

Doc McStuffins

Mermaid in the Midfield; Whole Lotta Hula 10/21/2017

Elena Of Avalor 

Masks of Magic 10/01/2017

The Jewel of Maru 10/14/2017

Royal Rivalry 10/28/2017

Mickey Mouse Shorts 

Nature’s Wonderland 10/6/2017

The Scariest Story Ever: A Mickey Mouse Halloween Spooktacular 10/7/2017

Vampirina

Going Batty / Scare B&B 1/08/17

The Sleepover / Portrait of a Vampire 1/08/17

The Plant Predicament / Mummy Mayhem 6/10/2017

Vee’s Surprise Party / Vee Goes Viral 10/8/2017

Vamping Trip / The Monster Snore 10/13/2017

Bone Appetit/ Woodchuck Woodsies 10/16/2017 

The Little Witch/ Hide & Shriek 10/20/2017

Vampire Weekend; The Bird Who Knew TooMuch 10/23/2017  


Mickey And The Roadster Racers

The Haunted Hot Rod / Pete’s Ghostly Gala  6/10/2017

The Lion Guard

The Ukumbusho Tradition 10/27/2017 

Elena Of Avalor

Masks of Magic 10/01/2017

The Jewel of Maru 10/14/2017

Puppy Dog Pals

Return to the Pumpkin Patch / Haunted Howl-oween 10/6/2017

Close Encounters of a Pug Kind; History Mystery 10/13/2017 

Pickle And Peanut 

Huge Reward; Bear-I-Cade 10/23/2017

 Camp; Freeway Island 10/23/2017 

Wet Wedding; Tweenage Lupinus 10/24/2017

Candy Factory; Funwagon 10/25/2017

Chalk Graffiti; Birthday at Wayne’s 10/26/2017

Mobile Aquarium; Shaving Primate Ryan 10/27/2017

My shift was urined

*changed the kid’s name

So I work part time in a place that has a play place with a slide and such. Children are always screaming and hollering so I mostly tune things out for the sake of my sanity. But I can always home in when something’s not right. I hear some screaming: not regular playing screaming but like bloody murder screaming. This girl shoots out of the bottom slide screaming about a certain yellow bodily fluid.

Oh great.

Eventually I get it all cleaned up and I finally find the perpetrator: A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOY.

ok, I get it if it’s a little three year old who really can’t hold it anymore. I get it that diapers leak sometimes. I understand if your kid has some sort of disability/issue/something preventing them from getting to the toilets. Accidents happen.

But NO. NOT THIS TIME.

This kid thought it would be /funny./ ohmigod. FUNNY. No. Guess who had to clean that up?? Not the whiny tweenager who did it. We even confronted his mum! She was just like meh, what ya gonna do. Wtf?????

Tl;dr: thirteen year old boy PEES down our slide. ON PURPOSE.

A lot of the people on Facebook and Reddit casually participating in this rehabilitation of George W. Bush are literally too young to remember any of his administration - not as in, they were teenagers or tweenagers, but as in they were not old enough to have any coherent memory of politics for the majority of his term. First-year college students this semester were 10 when Obama came into office. High school sophomores logging onto Reddit for the first time right now may have been born after 9/11.

Thus, we’ve got a whole bunch of people just entering the arena of “having political opinions” who do not remember politics any other way than the vitriolic conspiracy-theorizing on Obama’s religion/birthplace, the inane garbage of the 2012 and 2016 Republican primaries, and the open fearmongering about racial and religious minorities of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign.

They don’t have any understanding that as recently as 2008, there was still some veneer of decency and tolerance expected of GOP politicians, even as they used racial dogwhistles to bring voters to the polls. They don’t remember how John McCain took the microphone from the woman who called Obama an Arab, they don’t remember that George W. Bush himself was one of the earliest prominent political figures to call Islam “a religion of peace”. They certainly don’t know that Arab and Muslim Americans were once a GOP-leaning block. So they hear such-and-such quote from Bush about tolerance and not judging others and never accepting hatred and assume “Wow! He sounds like a really standup guy! He must have really been putting himself on the line to say that!” when of course he wasn’t, it was simply what was expected. (And at least in theory still is, though when Trump gives his speeches on tolerance and diversity, as with almost everything else, you can visibly tell that he doesn’t give a shit.)

And thus, seeing what Donald Trump is today, and assuming his crudeness and unvarnished racial fearmongering and the undiluted hatred directed at Obama by people in Congress is how political rhetoric in this country has always been, they are very easily misled into believing the “he was a good man at heart who tried his best but was misled” narrative about Bush.

Strange Introductions (Sherlock x Reader)

WEDIM -Day Six

Sherlock x Reader

Word Count: 1404

Warnings: None 

Summary: After months of living in 221B you finally decide to introduce yourself to the consulting detective and his blogger upstairs. 

ENJOY!

For a girl my age, I knew an awful amount of stuff about everything. I was clever than everyone my age, could read people in an instant and could tell you within fifteen seconds who the father was on Jeremy Kyle. It wasn’t hard.

Most of my family thought I was a freak, they’d told me multiple times. I’d been to multiple psychiatry wards, been tested for every mental disorder under the sun but none of them were right. Psychosis, Schizophrenic, Bipolar, sociopathic, I could carry on, the list was nearly endless.

I was moved from school to school from age four to eighteen. Never fitting in, always outsmarting the teachers. It’s not my fault they can’t do their jobs correctly! I never had friends, only distracted me from what I liked doing best. Solving crime.

I was good at it, it helped people, I was happy. But apparently taking delight in serial murders is not something normal fourteen-year-olds do. No, I should be fawning over stupid boys, singing along to pop songs with my group of tweenage girlfriends and talking about how much I want to snog each member of One Direction.

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yall when i was like 12/13 i REALLY wanted to be an actress and i went to like some art school for it but i remember i was really worried if i made it big i would probably have to kiss a guy in a role and i was genuinely concerned abt that bc i didnt think i could do it

in retrospect that was gay as HELL like i couldnt have even kissed a man for sweet sweet famous actor $$$ but tweenaged me was like “i’m hetero :) i just have High Standards :) even if he was a Handsome Actor Man he probably wouldnt meet my Standards :)”

anyway if any of yall wanna reblog/reply/tag this post with gay ass things u did when u were younger but wrote off bc u were “Very Straight :)” pls do i love hearing abt baby gay things

headcanon: Bitty’s first collab w/ Hannah Hart

So obviously after Jack and Eric come out publicly, Eric’s channel is going to explode. Hannah Hart would totally reach out and Bitty would be over the moon to accept. He is so excited that Jack pays for his flight to LA. 

They start with a “My Drunk Kitchen: Mini-Pie Edition”. After gushing over each other, a brief overview of the sport of hockey, and a hug for his coming-out bravery, Hannah brings out the booze of the day and Bitty is like “Wonderful! Where’s the rest of it?” This boy may look like a sweetheart and not be able to speak bro to save his life, but he has lived through at least 4 Epikegsters at this point. He can throw down as hard as any frat boy and frat boy alcohol tolerance is impressive. More booze is acquired. Things get slightly out of hand after Bitty over-drinks to catch up with Hannah.

The mini-pies are, of course, finished beautifully, but lay forgotten between drunk ranting in the thickest Georgia accent, pulling whoever is filming and anyone else in the house in to drink with them, and … dancing. As so as someone turns on Partition (at Eric’s slightly slurred request), he BREAKS IT DOWN. He worked hard for his hockey butt and he is going to twerk it like its 2010. Hannah is shocked and delighted. 

They agree that they are too drunk to do the video for Bitty’s channel, but they promised the fans a video that day. So after some quick editing the video is up. It goes viral over night. #Bittybooty is trending on twitter and there are so many GIFs. They wake up hungover to their phones going off like crazy. After breakfast (made by Bitty) and a hangover cure smoothie (made by Hannah), they decide to do a reaction video. 

Bitty goes through a very sweet, but very embarassing text from Mama Bittle, an even worse one from Bad Bob and some of the 30 all-caps texts from Shitty. Hannah shares Tyler Oaklely’s and the two other members of the Holy trinity’s take, then a text comes in from …. Jack Zimmerman. Eric goes bright red, Hannah falls out of her chair. The text is two words, “Peaches, eh?” 

Bitty’s blush becomes a GIF and Jack is dubbed “the smoothest and most Canadian motherfucker that ever lived” by the internet. Most of the Falconers hear about it from their tweenage children. There are many jokes and hard backslaps. 

anonymous asked:

i wonder... how would kuroo react if he had a sister who happened to have a crush/be dating daishou (or just someone from the snake team), do you think he'd let his personal rivalry get in the way or would he try his best for his sister's happiness?

- Its evident to everyone in Tokyo that Kuroo and Daishou have a huge, obvious love hate relationship with each other. It started in their last year of middle school, when Kuroo’s school and Daishou’s had a week long, colab training camp up in the mountains. Kuroo hates to admit it, but when he was 14, he had a terrible angst phase. He’d purposefully let his bangs fall further down into his eyes, he’d huddle up in the farthest gym corner and mutter things like, “I hate everyone here, I want to go home” and “everybody here is irrelevant, this is pointless”, and live and breathe the epitome of a Hot Topic novelty shop. Miraculously, at the same time, Daishou was going through a similar phase as well, and they bonded over their mutual, negative hormone build up. The reason as to why they aren’t friends now is well… it brings back bad memories. Just looking at each other coughs up a negative wave of nostalgia, and let’s be real, nobody likes thinking about their middle school emo phase.

- The moment his sister, his precious, beloved little sister first brought up the fact that her third year boyfriend was visiting over the weekend, he was already a bit skeptical. Even if his sister was a second year, and a one year age difference wasn’t really a big deal, his skin still crawled at the fact that she was dating somebody his age. She had talked about how he was a volleyball player too, a wing spiker, and immediately Kuroo was trying to think back to every match he’s played in the past three years because God, he’s definitely met his sister’s boyfriend before. He began to pray it was Bokuto, the most decent guy for someone like her, but it couldn’t be, because Bokuto would’ve told him. In the midst of all that thinking, not once did he ever care to think, Daishou Suguru.

- Although, the moment he arrived at his house the day he had come over, his arm slung over his sister’s shoulders and a stupid smile on his face, Kuroo would lose it. He would be torn between vomiting all over him, or throwing a chair at the snakes head. Although, before he could do either, he left the room. He’d lock himself in his room and tug at his hair, asking God why, out of all the wing spikers in Japan, why did it have to be him?

- His mother would call him down for dinner although he would just say that, “He thought he made it pretty evident that he couldn’t look at this guy without vomiting, let alone eat at the same table as him.” It would be his mother who would get mad at him, telling him to get over his petty hate infatuation and just face the guy, already. Kuroo refused, though, and got a curt slap upside the head, and even then, he wouldn’t budge.

- After dinner was said and done and Daishou had left, he’d go batshit crazy on his sister, asking her how she failed to include the fact that she was dating his tweenage nightmare. He started getting skeptical, asking her if she knew about the whole hate relationship, and that’s why his identity was remained anonymous for so long. He’d be shitting bricks, and his sister would find it hysterical.

- It would remain like this for the first couple of months in their relationship. Constant bickering between the two boys when they had the chance and his sister, ever so ‘innocently’ sitting in between it all and laughing. It wouldn’t be until their fifth or sixth month dating until Kuroo finally let his guard down a bit.

- He couldn’t deny his sister of her happiness, especially when her happiness treated her right. Even though Kuroo has had his conflicts with the guy in the past, he couldn’t deny the fact that deep down, Daishou was a pretty good guy. Sometimes, he’d catch him off guard smiling down at his sister fondly, grabbing her hand and kissing it softly and muttering a quick, ‘I love you’, that he thought nobody else could hear, but Kuroo heard. Sometimes, his sister would come home with a big bouquet of flowers and flushed cheeks and squeal about it with their mom for hours before the excitement of it all seemed to die down.

- He couldn’t bring himself to apologize to Daishou though, this was still war, dammit, and there was no way he was ever letting his defences down. The moment he causes his sister any pain, Kuroo’s ready to attack. Although, every so often, he’ll smile at the guy, give him a high five, or something, and the shocked expression on his face is worth being nice, even if it is just for a split second.

REPRIMANDING THE NEW REMBRANDT

Based off a post by @bucky-plums-barnes for Daddy Wednesday:

“Anonymous said:

Lance’s kid being very into art, music, theater, and stuff but Lance being a little disappointed that they’re not into athletics, but not being upset or pouty. But, the child thinks they’ve let their a failure and that Lance doesn’t like them because of them liking art. Once Lance hears about this he buys them a super nice painting set and says that he loves them no matter what and wants to apologize for making them feel like that.

Answer: and he always makes sure he’s at their recitals or plays and drives them to lessons. Lance is very very supportive”

A/N: Okay, just to be clear, I was the Anon who sent this in, but it wasn’t until Gen (am I even worthy enough to call her that?) responded that I considered turning it into a fic.  So the original idea was mine, but the actual inspiration to write it out was from Gen.  So thank you!

Lance x reader (ish)

Word count: 2174

Summary: Lance is huge on sports and had always hoped his child would become a professional athlete like him.  But, when he and (Y/N)’s son likes the arts, things get a bit messy.

Warnings: slight angst, little bit of fighting, crushed dreams, Lance being a dick as usual. FLUFFY ENDING.

(GIF not mine)

Originally posted by kingsebastian

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Disney Networks Highlights

Sunday, October 1
— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Puppy Dog Pals “Return to the Pumpkin Patch / Haunted Howl-oween”
(10:30 – 11:00 A.M. EDT)
“Return to the Pumpkin Patch” – After Bingo loses his collar at a pumpkin patch, he, Rolly and Hissy return to find it.

“Haunted Howl-oween” – When a neighborhood kid can’t trick-or-treat because she’s lost her costume, Bingo and Rolly go on a mission to track it down.
TV-Y

Original Series – Series Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “Going Batty / Scare B&B”
(11:00 – 11:25 A.M. EDT)
“Going Batty” – Vampirina (aka “Vee”) is nervous about making new friends after she and her family move from Transylvania to Pennsylvania.

“Scare B&B” – The Hauntley’s open up a Scare B&B and accidentally book two groups for the same night.
TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “The Sleepover / Portrait of a Vampire”
(11:25 –11:50 A.M. EDT)
“The Sleepover” – Vee invites her new human friends over for a sleepover.

“Portrait of a Vampire” – On Vee’s first day of school, she gets frightened during her class photo and leans on her new friend, Poppy, for support.
TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Tangled: The Series “Big Brothers of Corona”
(7:30 – 8:00 P.M. EDT)
When an infamous thief turns out to be two orphaned little girls, Eugene and Lance try to turn the girls away from their life of crime.
*James Monroe Iglehart (Broadway’s “Aladdin”) recurs as Lance.
TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “Vee’s Surprise Party / Vee Goes Viral”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“Vee’s Surprise Party” – Vee invites her class over for a party full of spooky surprises.

“Vee Goes Viral” – While trying to learn a new dance, Vee unknowingly teaches her friends a dance that gets the attention of a competitive ghoul, Dragos the Dancer.
*Donald Faison (“Scrubs”) guest stars as Dragos the Dancer.
TV-Y

Friday, October 6
— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Mickey and the Roadster Racers “The Haunted Hot Rod / Pete’s Ghostly Gala”
(10:30 – 11:00 A.M. EDT)
“The Haunted Hot Rod” – Mickey wants to race the Haunted Hot Rod, a ghostly Roadster who only races on Halloween.

“Pete’s Ghostly Gala” – The Happy Helpers try to catch three ghosts who threaten to ruin Pete’s Halloween Party.
TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “The Plant Predicament / Mummy Mayhem”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“The Plant Predicament” – Edna enters a Green Thumb Contest and accidentally plants some of Oxana’s magical Transylvanian seeds.

“Mummy Mayhem” – When Vee goes on a field trip to the Natural History Museum, she runs into an old family friend, King Pepi.
*Andrew Rannells (“Girls”) guest stars as King Pepi.
TV-Y

Saturday, October 7

— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Special Half-Hour Episode Premiere on Disney XD
Milo Murphy’s Law “Milo’s Halloween Scream-A-Torium!”
(7:30 – 8:00 A.M. EDT)
Zack doesn’t think anything about Halloween can scare him anymore, but he didn’t account for Murphy’s Law.
TV-Y7

— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD
DuckTales “Terror of the Terra-firmians!”
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT)
Huey and Webby’s disagreement over the existence of a mythic species leads the kids to explore an eerie abandoned subway tunnel, while Mrs. Beakley grows suspicious of Lena.
TV-Y7

Sunday, October 8
— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Tangled: The Series “The Wrath of Ruthless Ruth”
(7:30 – 8:00 P.M. EDT)
When The Snuggly Duckling suddenly becomes haunted by its original owner, Ruthless Ruth, Rapunzel helps the Pub Thugs figure out the reason behind the ghost’s return.
*Danielle Brooks (“Orange Is the New Black”) guest stars as Ruthless Ruth.
TV-Y7

— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Special Half-Hour Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Disney Mickey Mouse “The Scariest Story Ever: A Mickey Mouse Halloween Spooktacular”
(8:00 – 8:30 P.M. EDT)
Mickey is challenged by his nephews to tell a scary story on Halloween night.
TV-G

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “Little Terror/Super Natural”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“Little Terror” – Vee and her friends volunteer to babysit for her baby cousin.

“Super Natural” – When a family of ghost hunters comes to stay at the Scare B&B, Vee and her family spend the day trying to prove that their house is not haunted.
TV-Y

Friday, October 13
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “Vamping Trip/The Monster Snore”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“Vamping Trip” – Vee and her family go on a camping trip.

“The Monster Snore” – A monster gets lost on his way to the Scare B&B and ends up at the wrong house.
TV-Y

— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Sofia the First “Too Cute to Spook”
(11:30 A.M. – 12:00 P.M. EDT)
On Halloween, Sofia helps her wizard friend, Calista, learn that the best way to make new friends is to just be yourself.
TV-Y

Saturday, October 14

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD 

DuckTales “The Infernal Internship of Mark Beaks!”
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT)
Huey competes with Dewey for a coveted internship with Duckburg’s newest tech billionaire, Mark Beaks, while Scrooge and Glomgold team up to take this new competitor down.
*Josh Brener (“Silicon Valley”) guest stars as Mark Beaks.
TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Elena of Avalor “The Jewel of Maru”
(9:00 – 9:30 A.M. EDT)
On Día de los Muertos, Elena meets a Maruvian ghost named Amaláy who stands watch over the powerful Jewel of Maru.
*Genesis Rodriguez (animated series “Big Hero 6”) as Amaláy.
TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Tangled: The Series “Max’s Enemy”
(7:30 – 8:00 P.M. EDT)
When a new crime-fighting horse arrives in Corona, it doesn’t take long for Maximus to realize his new stablemate didn’t come to town to make nice.
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Monday, October 16

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel 

Vampirina “Bone Appetit/Woodchuck Woodsies”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“Bone Appetit” – Demi brings the infamous Chef Remy Bones to the Scare B&B to help with the meal preparations.

“Woodchuck Woodsies” – Vee joins Poppy and Bridget at a Woodchuck Wooodsie event.
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Friday, October 20
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “The Little Witch/Hide & Shriek”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“The Little Witch” – The most famous witches in all of Transylvania come to stay at the Scare B&B with their adorable daughter, Phoebe.

“Hide & Shriek” – Vee invites her friends over for a game of “hide and shriek.”
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Saturday, October 21

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD 

DuckTales “The House of the Lucky Gander!”
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT)
Donald competes with his cousin Gladstone Gander to impress Louie at a mysterious resort in Macaw, while Scrooge tries to lure the kids away from the resort’s endless distractions.
*Paul F. Tompkins (“Bajillion Dollar Propertie$”) guest stars as Gladstone Gander, and B.D. Wong (“Mr. Robot”) guest stars as Toad Liu Hai.
TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Tangled: The Series “The Way of the Willow”
(7:30 – 8:00 P.M. EDT)
When Rapunzel discovers that Queen Arianna has an estranged sister, she invites her newly discovered Aunt Willow to Corona.
*Jane Krakowski (“30 Rock”) guest stars as Aunt Willow.
TV-Y7

Monday, October 23
Original Series – Season Two Premiere on Disney XD

Pickle and Peanut “Huge Reward / Bear-I-Cade”
(7:00 – 7:30 A.M. EDT)
“Huge Reward” – When L’il Pickle is lost, Pickle offers a huge reward for his pet’s safe return.

“Bear-I-Cade” – A menacing bear threatens Pickle and Peanut’s boys’ weekend together.
TV-Y7

— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD
Pickle and Peanut “Camp / Freeway Island”
(7:30 – 8:00 A.M. EDT)
“Camp” – The duo tries to get the summer camp experience they never had when they stumble upon a spooky abandoned campground.

“Freeway Island” – Pickle and Peanut crash their van onto a freeway island and must learn how to survive on it.
TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “Vampire Weekend/The Bird Who Knew Too Much”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“Vampire Weekend” – During a full moon, Vee and Poppy magically switch places and Vee transforms into a human and Poppy into a vampire.

“The Bird Who Knew Too Much” – When Vee and Poppy’s class pet comes to stay at the Scare B&B, they have to stop the bird from revealing too much about the haunted house to Poppy’s brother, Edgar.
TV-Y

Tuesday, October 24
— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD
Pickle and Peanut “Wet Wedding / Tweenage Lupinus”
(7:00 – 7:30 A.M. EDT)
“Wet Wedding” – Pickle and Peanut take over as captains of the ship to save their friend’s wedding cruise.

“Tweenage Lupinus” – When Peanut thinks he’s been transformed into a werewolf, he’s determined to find a way to turn Pickle into one, too.
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Friday, October 27
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “The Ghoul Girls/Game Night”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“The Ghoul Girls” – Vampirina’s favorite band, The Scream Girls, comes to stay at the Scare B&B and help Vee and her friends overcome their stage fright.

“Game Night” – Vee invites her friends over for family game night and teaches them some of her favorite Transylvania games.
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Saturday, October 28
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD
Marvel’s Spider-Man “Screwball Live”
(7:30 – 8:00 A.M. EDT)
Spider-Man is targeted by a new costumed figure named Screwball for a series of online prank videos which block him from fighting crime.
TV-Y7 FV

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD
DuckTales “The Living Mummies of Toth-Ra!”
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT)
In a lost pyramid, Louie interprets a pharaoh’s prophecy to his advantage, forcing Scrooge and Launchpad to convince a group of living mummies to rescue him.
TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Elena of Avalor “Royal Rivalry”
(9:00 – 9:30 A.M. EDT)
Elena invites a princess from a neighboring kingdom to Avalor hoping to repair an old alliance.
*Chrissie Fit (“Pitch Perfect 2”) guest stars as Princess Valentina.
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