You know what Shire parties are like?
Shire parties are raves x100.
Dwarves space their parties out for days at a time and yeah they’re pretty cool but I’m pretty sure one night at a Shire party is just as if not more intense.
Hobbits in a corner getting super high on Longbottom Leaf
Tweenagers going off to do it in a flowerbed
Drinking contests, dancing, possibly an orgy or two if you really, really look.
Come on guys, you don’t seriously think Hobbits are prim and proper all the time, do you?
:((( i think i unfollowed you by accident and i almost weeped, dropping by to say i love you to bits and pieces (✿ ♥‿♥)