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HERE’S SOME TRUTH ABOUT VARSITY BLUES:

THE DRAFT OF THE SCREENPLAY FROM 1997 IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN THE FILM. HERE ARE SOME DIFFERENCES:

1. JONATHAN MOXON’S LITTLE BROTHER WAS OBSESSED WITH DYING HIS HAIR STRANGE COLORS INSTEAD OF RELIGIONS.

2. MOXON, LANCE, BILLY BOB, WENDELL, AND TWEEDER WATCHED MISS DAVIS HAVE SEX WITH A PRINCIPLE IN THE SCHOOL’S SECURITY CAMERA BOOTH INSTEAD OF SEEING HER AT A STRIP CLUB.

3. BILLY BOB GOT KNOCKED OUT DURING THE FIRST GAME OF THE FILM AND MOX DISCARDED THE “HOW MANY FINGERS TEST” JUST TO ASK BILLY BOB HIS FAVORITE HOBBY. HIS ANSWER IS PRICELESS.

4. IN THE FAMILY BARBECUE SCENE, MOXON SAYS, “DAD, YOU’RE GONNA FALL INTO THE POOL” INSTEAD OF THE BARBECUE.

5. COACH KILMER CALLED TWEEDER INTO HIS OFFICE TO KICK HIM OFF THE FOOTBALL TEAM BECAUSE KILMER WANTED A FRESHMAN PLAYER INSTEAD.

6. LANCE HARBOR AND JONATHAN MOXON ARGUED ABOUT DARCY SEARS.

7. LANCE HARBOR TRIED TO PLAY FOOTBALL WHILE ON CRUTCHES.

8. BILLY BOB HOLDS THE PIG BACON INSTEAD OF CARRYING HIM ON A LEASH.

9. KILMER WAS OUT ON THE FIELD DURING THE LAST 24 MINUTES OF THE LAST GAME.

10. THE WHOLE TEAM REBELLED AGAINST KILMER BECAUSE HE KICKED TWEEDER OFF THE TEAM.

THE SCRIPT IS VERY CARTOONISH, BUT VERY INTERESTING.

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