I am in need of self-control right now. You see this? This would be an amazing centerpiece to my new modern, grey bedroom when I move in two weeks! See those rhinestone buttons??? Omg….
Repeat after me and breathe….do not buy this. Do not buy this. You are a semi mature adult and adults don’t buy fancy kids beds with amazing rhinestone buttons that look like they belong in vegas nightclub! Hnnngh, you don’t need it. You should value security and practicality and the sensibility of a nice damask or tweed and NOT metallic leather with RHINESTONE BUTTONS! I’m too old for this shit and omg I *wants it* worse than golum wants his precious