In America we don’t say “I love you” we say “Please sneeze on my grandfather’s waffle” which roughly translates as “Please would you blow your nose on my father’s father’s patterned batter.” I think that’s beautiful.
•Everyone is very friendly over here
•Eggs and baby Pokemon what more need I say?
•Underdogs are coolio
•Jolteon and Pikachu approved
•Spark seems like the type to help people and he doesn’t seem to mind if his team wins or loses so long as you’re having fun it’s all good
•Spark running at 9am with eggs strapped to his body.
•Leader Spark in general