In America we don’t say “I love you” we say “Please sneeze on my grandfather’s waffle” which roughly translates as “Please would you blow your nose on my father’s father’s patterned batter.” I think that’s beautiful.

Why I'm happy I chose Team Instinct

•Everyone is very friendly over here
•Eggs and baby Pokemon what more need I say?
•Underdogs are coolio
•Jolteon and Pikachu approved
•Meme team
•Spark seems like the type to help people and he doesn’t seem to mind if his team wins or loses so long as you’re having fun it’s all good
•Spark running at 9am with eggs strapped to his body.
•Leader Spark in general

Pick-up Lines  {Sentence Starters}
some are nsfw

  • “Do you want to see my amiibo collection?”
  • “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.”
  • “So, do you like memes?”
  • “Hey, are you my toe? ‘Cause I wanna bang you on the table.”
  • “Are you the Sims game? Because I wanna create a life with you.”
  • “You’re on my list of things to do tonight.”
  • “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
  • “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?”
  • “Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”
  • “If I was a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”
  • “Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.”
  • “Your Face,  [Pause]  I like that shit!”
  • “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
  • “Why did the chicken cross the road? Go go out with me… Please go out with me.”
  • “Hey, girl, did we just share electrons? ‘Cause I’m feeling the Covalent bond between us.”
  • “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m ____.”
  • “Now, I’m no weatherman, I expect you’ll get a few inches tonight.”
  • “Hey, face… nice girl.”
  • “Are you an orphanage? ‘Cause I wanna give you kids.”
  • “Hey, girl, wanna have really high expectations, then be terribly disappointed?”
  • “You’ll do.”