what is it with you cops always trying to empathize with people? “i know this must be hard for you.” do you? do you fucking know? have you had a friend killed and their head left at your fucking doorstep? no? didn’t think so.
“And do you know why they call me that? Because some of them, they think it´s funny to have their little sleepovers and go into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog.”