“And do you know why they call me that? Because some of them, they think it´s funny to have their little sleepovers and go into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog.”
What is it with you cops always trying to empathize with people? “I know this must be hard for you.” Do you? Do you fucking know? Have you had a friend killed and their head left at your fucking doorstep? No? Didn’t think so.